Miami Heat Drinking Game

[xMADEinDADEx]

Every missed 3. Chug up, boys.

[3ballbomber]

Every time someone cries about Beas, but keeps quiet when he does something right.

"They scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments"

the person you'd be playing against would be completely sober

A few of yall here would be dead. Including you.

Don't play my drinking game for the Suns game today for your own safety.

lol if Beasley ratio of good plays and bad was a positive then explain why we got rid of him twice!

you'd be dead before me, guaranteed.


& i hope he does play well vs Suns....this was never about wanting him not to succeed - cos god knows we could use an improved beasley.

[Dwyane_Wade2006]

Everytime Spoelstra takes out a lineup that is doing well in favour of one that gives up momentum, drink

[Rapaz]

Everytime Spoelstra takes out a lineup that is doing well in favour of one that gives up momentum, drink

Why do you want us all to get cirrhosis?!?!

[Dwyane_Wade2006]

Everytime Spoelstra takes out a lineup that is doing well in favour of one that gives up momentum, drink

Why do you want us all to get cirrhosis?!?!

[Myam333]

the person you'd be playing against would be completely sober

A few of yall here would be dead. Including you.

Don't play my drinking game for the Suns game today for your own safety.

lol if Beasley ratio of good plays and bad was a positive then explain why we got rid of him twice!

you'd be dead before me, guaranteed.


& i hope he does play well vs Suns....this was never about wanting him not to succeed - cos god knows we could use an improved beasley.

I'm talking about the present, not the past. Yall are acting out in the PRESENT. He did nothing wrong last year, or he would have been cut since his contract was not guaranteed. He "failed" once when he was with us the first time. We needed cap space for LeBron. Obviously, he had to be moved.

How would I be dead before you? I've already put some people on the ignore list. I'm not going to see much crying tonight.

[R-Dolenska]

I'm from Slovenia. We can drink scary amounts of alcohol and still walk.

And no, I'm not proud of that.

Speak for your self...
Most of Slovens drink only when in company of friends and when alone.

[KingDavid]

I'm from Slovenia. We can drink scary amounts of alcohol and still walk.

And no, I'm not proud of that.

Speak for your self...
Most of Slovens drink only when in company of friends and when alone.

...wait a minute...

[DefenseWins]

I'm from Slovenia. We can drink scary amounts of alcohol and still walk.

And no, I'm not proud of that.

Speak for your self...
Most of Slovens drink only when in company of friends and when alone.

...wait a minute...

You aren't a true alcoholic unless you drink around your pets ONLY

Jk he meant at the club amongst strangers I guess

[dancing2thabeet]

I'm from Slovenia. We can drink scary amounts of alcohol and still walk.

And no, I'm not proud of that.

Speak for your self...
Most of Slovens drink only when in company of friends and when alone.

And what does that have to do with anything I said?

[mh_3]

Every time Chalmers straddles the baseline only to a) step out or b) bounce pass it on the line.

Every time Tony Fiorentino mispronounces a name.

Every time SunSports switches from a very good angle to a sh***ier one.

Every time Wade's man hits a 3 in transition as he jogs back.

Every time Whiteside gets hit with no call.

Every time the opponent hits a contested, low percentage shot.

Every time SunSports switches to fan cam.

Every time during jump ball situations, Eric and/or Tony mention "tapping it towards the area two of your teammates are closing off".

Every time the Heat miss a layup or high percentage shot.

Every missed free-throw.

Every unforced turnover.