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Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT

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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1661 » by fishfuego. » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:41 pm

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Ive been ignoring the whole Herro/katya drama, i said it on another thread, i honestly dont give a **** what Herro does or any pro athlete/celebrity does with their personal lives. Do they win games..

Tristan thompson about to have another child with that kardashian again even though hes fathered twenty kids with twenty other women, because of course he is. These people with money are up to all kinds of wacky **** and in the end no one in the locker room or front office cares, do they help you win is all they care about.

They probably all have a big laugh together in the locker room and are like look at how crazy i got this bitch going, and she still on my dick.

Now back to katya… mind you im not even a Tyler Herro fan and id trade him to Utah for beverly and clarkson if Ainge is willing to bite. Ill attach gabe on that deal and we call it even.

But ive said before on a different thread a month or two ago, this katya is some overrated miami hoe that heat fans made famous. And if its true about her talking about the mans dick size; she reaffirms that belief. Low class trash. When he signs that rookie extension, whether its here or Utah or wherever the ****.. shes going to be all over his dick and we all know that.


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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1662 » by CrossOver » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:42 pm

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Have to think Brooklyn is begging KD to widen his list of teams he is OK playing for because otherwise they aren't getting the package they originally thought.
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1663 » by 3ammy3uck3ts » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:42 pm

Wouldn’t shock me at all if Duncan reads the forum. He’s probably one of the new accounts trying to get PMs from ICC
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1664 » by 3ammy3uck3ts » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:43 pm

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Have to think Brooklyn is begging KD to widen his list of teams he is OK playing for because otherwise they aren't getting the package they originally thought.


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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1665 » by Rapaz » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:44 pm

Lil D and Plumpkin need to go.
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1666 » by marson » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:44 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Wouldn’t shock me at all if Duncan reads the forum. He’s probably one of the new accounts trying to get PMs from ICC


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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1667 » by Mr Dogfood » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:46 pm

ICC - if you add me, Mr. Dogfood, to your pms list, I'll add you to my prayers tonight.
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1669 » by Rapaz » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:46 pm

Duncan Rob and Little D walking through the forest
Laughing back and forth at what the other one has to say
Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1670 » by 3ammy3uck3ts » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:47 pm

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3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Wouldn’t shock me at all if Duncan reads the forum. He’s probably one of the new accounts trying to get PMs from ICC


I am Duncan Robinson


Get the **** off my team you bum!!
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1671 » by Grumpy Heat Fan » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:47 pm

Rapaz wrote:Duncan Rob and Little D walking through the forest
Laughing back and forth at what the other one has to say
Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day




dang, so it turns out both Robinson and Herro are bad at D
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1672 » by KingDavid » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:48 pm

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dolphinatik wrote:^ What do they say in practice/on court?
If we get Simmons will be let him play pg?
whats the difference between being in practice or a coach? he could have the same impact if he just were a coach because he no longer contributes to anything meaningful on the court.

i'm baffled by what the heat has done. his spot should have been reserved for a better body at this point.


you dont see many players his age sticking around in a benchwarmer role and by that i mean good and great players. they know when to give up.

at this point haslem is going to be the second burnie of the franchise


One situation where we really needed that extra roster spot was the playoffs. Haslem was a non-factor and our roster was thin due to injuries. An extra guard or forward could have really helped, even if it was for 5 high energy minutes in a game.

Like Yurt? Young players that take up that spot are not getting minutes in the playoffs.
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1674 » by Enso » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:52 pm

We gotta make a separate thread for wiener talk at this point
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1675 » by marson » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:52 pm

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
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3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Wouldn’t shock me at all if Duncan reads the forum. He’s probably one of the new accounts trying to get PMs from ICC


I am Duncan Robinson


Get the **** off my team you bum!!


Nah. I'm still here to ride the bench for the next 3 years and earn fat checks you Bum. HEATLIFAH
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1676 » by goodboy » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:53 pm

ICC bringing out usernames like dogfood out the woodwork lmao
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1677 » by IceColdCubano » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:54 pm

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eddieheatfan wrote:whats the difference between being in practice or a coach? he could have the same impact if he just were a coach because he no longer contributes to anything meaningful on the court.

i'm baffled by what the heat has done. his spot should have been reserved for a better body at this point.


you dont see many players his age sticking around in a benchwarmer role and by that i mean good and great players. they know when to give up.

at this point haslem is going to be the second burnie of the franchise


One situation where we really needed that extra roster spot was the playoffs. Haslem was a non-factor and our roster was thin due to injuries. An extra guard or forward could have really helped, even if it was for 5 high energy minutes in a game.

Like Yurt? Young players that take up that spot are not getting minutes in the playoffs.

In the playoffs, at least in our team the 10-15 Man on the roster affect the outcome by 0%. The 7-9 man on the roster affected our outcome by less than 10%. The 1-6 man on our roster affected our outcome by 90%. ( We fix those positions, and you win the Boston series and perhaps take down GSW ).
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1678 » by 3ammy3uck3ts » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:54 pm

marson wrote:
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I am Duncan Robinson


Get the **** off my team you bum!!


Nah. I'm still here to ride the bench for the next 3 years and earn fat checks you Bum. HEATLIFAH


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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

Post#1679 » by 3ammy3uck3ts » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:55 pm

Enso wrote:We gotta make a separate thread for wiener talk at this point


That’ll be the beginning of the end, we know it won’t be long
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Re: Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT 

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