Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT
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3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
Funny he has those sayings on his chest yet his defense and ability to get off a double team or perform in the playoffs have not improved AT ALL.
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fishfuego. wrote:Vertical Limit wrote:MettaWorldPanda wrote:
Ive been ignoring the whole Herro/katya drama, i said it on another thread, i honestly dont give a **** what Herro does or any pro athlete/celebrity does with their personal lives. Do they win games..
Tristan thompson about to have another child with that kardashian again even though hes fathered twenty kids with twenty other women, because of course he is. These people with money are up to all kinds of wacky **** and in the end no one in the locker room or front office cares, do they help you win is all they care about.
They probably all have a big laugh together in the locker room and are like look at how crazy i got this bitch going, and she still on my dick.
Now back to katya… mind you im not even a Tyler Herro fan and id trade him to Utah for beverly and clarkson if Ainge is willing to bite. Ill attach gabe on that deal and we call it even.
But ive said before on a different thread a month or two ago, this katya is some overrated miami hoe that heat fans made famous. And if its true about her talking about the mans dick size; she reaffirms that belief. Low class trash. When he signs that rookie extension, whether its here or Utah or wherever the ****.. shes going to be all over his dick and we all know that.
Well said!
Yesterday there was an article about Errol Musk, 75 years old about to have another child with his own stepdaughter.. a 35 year old woman he raised since she was 4 years old..
This comes days after his son announced hes about to have his 9th child, elon has turned into the Nick Cannon of Mars.
Like i said, these rich people are up to all kinds of wacky ****.
as a dolphins fan, i never thought less of Marino even after the love child story came out, his damn business dont care as long as hes not up to illegal behavior. He is still a legend and is part of the Miami Mount Rushmore next to Wade, Shula and Riley.

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eddieheatfan wrote:whats the difference between being in practice or a coach? he could have the same impact if he just were a coach because he no longer contributes to anything meaningful on the court.dolphinatik wrote:^ What do they say in practice/on court?
If we get Simmons will be let him play pg?
i'm baffled by what the heat has done. his spot should have been reserved for a better body at this point.
you dont see many players his age sticking around in a benchwarmer role and by that i mean good and great players. they know when to give up.
at this point haslem is going to be the second burnie of the franchise
It is about the Miami Heat saving money. If you have a player/coach, conveniently you eliminate another spot player cost or another coach cost, so in a sense it is 2 for the price of 1.
Arison is not the most financially splendid owner. Everyone blames Lebron for leaving, but Arison and his cheapness had something to with it also.
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IceColdCubano wrote:KingDavid wrote:HeatFanLifer wrote:
One situation where we really needed that extra roster spot was the playoffs. Haslem was a non-factor and our roster was thin due to injuries. An extra guard or forward could have really helped, even if it was for 5 high energy minutes in a game.
Like Yurt? Young players that take up that spot are not getting minutes in the playoffs.
In the playoffs, at least in our team the 10-15 Man on the roster affect the outcome by 0%. The 7-9 man on the roster affected our outcome by less than 10%. The 1-6 man on our roster affected our outcome by 90%. ( We fix those positions, and you win the Boston series and perhaps take down GSW ).
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3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Enso wrote:We gotta make a separate thread for wiener talk at this point
That’ll be the beginning of the end, we know it won’t be long
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
Ohhhhh Tyler, why didn't you set the boundaries of your relationship BEFORE you got with this woman. Can't do that **** on the fly, especially now that she has your kids.
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Vertical Limit wrote:fishfuego. wrote:Vertical Limit wrote:Ive been ignoring the whole Herro/katya drama, i said it on another thread, i honestly dont give a **** what Herro does or any pro athlete/celebrity does with their personal lives. Do they win games..
Tristan thompson about to have another child with that kardashian again even though hes fathered twenty kids with twenty other women, because of course he is. These people with money are up to all kinds of wacky **** and in the end no one in the locker room or front office cares, do they help you win is all they care about.
They probably all have a big laugh together in the locker room and are like look at how crazy i got this bitch going, and she still on my dick.
Now back to katya… mind you im not even a Tyler Herro fan and id trade him to Utah for beverly and clarkson if Ainge is willing to bite. Ill attach gabe on that deal and we call it even.
But ive said before on a different thread a month or two ago, this katya is some overrated miami hoe that heat fans made famous. And if its true about her talking about the mans dick size; she reaffirms that belief. Low class trash. When he signs that rookie extension, whether its here or Utah or wherever the ****.. shes going to be all over his dick and we all know that.
Well said!
Yesterday there was an article about Errol Musk, 75 years old about to have another child with his own stepdaughter.. a 35 year old woman he raised since she was 4 years old..
This comes days after his son announced hes about to have his 9th child, elon has turned into the Nick Cannon of Mars.
Like i said, these rich people are up to all kinds of wacky ****.
as a dolphins fan, i never thought less of Marino even after the love child story came out, his damn business dont care as long as hes not up to illegal behavior. He is still a legend and is part of the Miami Mount Rushmore next to Wade, Shula and Riley.
Derek Jeter needs to write a guide for these young athletes.
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Vertical Limit wrote:fishfuego. wrote:Vertical Limit wrote:Ive been ignoring the whole Herro/katya drama, i said it on another thread, i honestly dont give a **** what Herro does or any pro athlete/celebrity does with their personal lives. Do they win games..
Tristan thompson about to have another child with that kardashian again even though hes fathered twenty kids with twenty other women, because of course he is. These people with money are up to all kinds of wacky **** and in the end no one in the locker room or front office cares, do they help you win is all they care about.
They probably all have a big laugh together in the locker room and are like look at how crazy i got this bitch going, and she still on my dick.
Now back to katya… mind you im not even a Tyler Herro fan and id trade him to Utah for beverly and clarkson if Ainge is willing to bite. Ill attach gabe on that deal and we call it even.
But ive said before on a different thread a month or two ago, this katya is some overrated miami hoe that heat fans made famous. And if its true about her talking about the mans dick size; she reaffirms that belief. Low class trash. When he signs that rookie extension, whether its here or Utah or wherever the ****.. shes going to be all over his dick and we all know that.
Well said!
Yesterday there was an article about Errol Musk, 75 years old about to have another child with his own stepdaughter.. a 35 year old woman he raised since she was 4 years old..
This comes days after his son announced hes about to have his 9th child, elon has turned into the Nick Cannon of Mars.
Like i said, these rich people are up to all kinds of wacky ****.
as a dolphins fan, i never thought less of Marino even after the love child story came out, his damn business dont care as long as hes not up to illegal behavior. He is still a legend and is part of the Miami Mount Rushmore next to Wade, Shula and Riley.
Wow, I live under a rock it seems lol
I had no idea about Musk nor his father ( I think) having these many children and their “ wacky” lives as you put it, but the stepdaughter thing seems kind of sick lol aka Woody Allen who married his stepdaughter.
Anyways, I completely agree about your previous post in reference to athlete’s lives outside the game. Unless you’re a criminal killing whales or something lol
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On the UD/15th spot discussion, it's not like we expect whoever is in the 15th spot to contribute in the playoffs, or maybe even in the regular season. It's like buying futures. We can stash someone who has the potential to help 1 or 2 years down the road. With UD, it's basically a dead spot, which is why this is all so frustrating since we have basically just decided to go with 14 spots for the foreseeable future.
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marson wrote:3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Wouldn’t shock me at all if Duncan reads the forum. He’s probably one of the new accounts trying to get PMs from ICC
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Crap I refreshed the page half an hour ago and see 2 new pages so thought maybe a deal went down but just talk of Tyler’s d wtf
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So, are we hearing about the rumours on this thread or not any longer?
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KingDavid wrote:HeatFanLifer wrote:eddieheatfan wrote:whats the difference between being in practice or a coach? he could have the same impact if he just were a coach because he no longer contributes to anything meaningful on the court.
i'm baffled by what the heat has done. his spot should have been reserved for a better body at this point.
you dont see many players his age sticking around in a benchwarmer role and by that i mean good and great players. they know when to give up.
at this point haslem is going to be the second burnie of the franchise
One situation where we really needed that extra roster spot was the playoffs. Haslem was a non-factor and our roster was thin due to injuries. An extra guard or forward could have really helped, even if it was for 5 high energy minutes in a game.
Like Yurt? Young players that take up that spot are not getting minutes in the playoffs.
You know Spo has no use for centers David.
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greg4012 wrote:IceColdCubano wrote:KingDavid wrote:Like Yurt? Young players that take up that spot are not getting minutes in the playoffs.
In the playoffs, at least in our team the 10-15 Man on the roster affect the outcome by 0%. The 7-9 man on the roster affected our outcome by less than 10%. The 1-6 man on our roster affected our outcome by 90%. ( We fix those positions, and you win the Boston series and perhaps take down GSW ).
Big facts
But when the entire team is hurt, the 12th man can become the 7th man
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KingDavid wrote:Vertical Limit wrote:fishfuego. wrote:
Well said!
Yesterday there was an article about Errol Musk, 75 years old about to have another child with his own stepdaughter.. a 35 year old woman he raised since she was 4 years old..
This comes days after his son announced hes about to have his 9th child, elon has turned into the Nick Cannon of Mars.
Like i said, these rich people are up to all kinds of wacky ****.
as a dolphins fan, i never thought less of Marino even after the love child story came out, his damn business dont care as long as hes not up to illegal behavior. He is still a legend and is part of the Miami Mount Rushmore next to Wade, Shula and Riley.
Derek Jeter needs to write a guide for these young athletes.
Jeter is the GOAT in that aspect.
Lets say Herro's first kid was "unplanned", fine things happen. But dude how the bleep you going to mess up again with another kid. Look we all love crazy chicks but most of us are smart enough not to have a kid with one. Like come on dude really, come on you know better.
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miamiballer wrote:Crap I refreshed the page half an hour ago and see 2 new pages so thought maybe a deal went down but just talk of Tyler’s d wtf
Not a lot to talk about tbh.
Nothing substantial enough to post publicly quite yet. PHX matching for Ayton, IND with sudden cap space and a possibly angry at PHX for that runaround. Knicks backing out of overpaying for Mitchell. The market for KD/Donovan is settling down now that PHX is likely out of it.
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Flash4thewin wrote:KingDavid wrote:Vertical Limit wrote:Yesterday there was an article about Errol Musk, 75 years old about to have another child with his own stepdaughter.. a 35 year old woman he raised since she was 4 years old..
This comes days after his son announced hes about to have his 9th child, elon has turned into the Nick Cannon of Mars.
Like i said, these rich people are up to all kinds of wacky ****.
as a dolphins fan, i never thought less of Marino even after the love child story came out, his damn business dont care as long as hes not up to illegal behavior. He is still a legend and is part of the Miami Mount Rushmore next to Wade, Shula and Riley.
Derek Jeter needs to write a guide for these young athletes.
Jeter is the GOAT in that aspect.
Lets say Herro's first kid was "unplanned", fine things happen. But dude how the bleep you going to mess up again with another kid. Look we all love crazy chicks but most of us are smart enough not to have a kid with one. Like come on dude really, come on you know better.
Herro is from Wisconsin. Most likely a conservative-ish, smalltown-ish upbringing. He probably feels pressure from his family to marry to the mother of his child.
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Tyler Herro is a TURD.
Bam is NOT elite but is getting better.
Fire Spoelstra!
Josh Heupel is coming for you.
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