Bosh in South Beach

[dookieguy]

I bumped into Pat Riley while on my way to take a dump and he offered me the starting PG job for Miami next season.

[FlashTheKilla]

LeBron and I decided that if he's gonna come to the Heat, we would need a little more help than just him. So we decided to drive in all the way to Colorado to tell Carmelo Anthony to force a trade to the Heat. So, we hopped in our dog van, and made our way cross-country to Colorado. Unfortunately, being the silly idiot that he is, LeBron took a wrong turn and we ended up in Nebraska of all places! We ran out of gas and LeBron left all his money at home. Out of luck, angry, and hopelessly frustrated I began to walk home to Miami.

That's when LeBron rolled up on a scooter and was totally like, "I just traded in our van for this here scooter, WE'RE GOING TO ASPEN TO GET CARMELO ANTHONY!" I hopped on the scooter, ecstatic, and wouldn't you know LeBron is very warm and blocks all the wind with his wide athletic body. Next thing you know, Carmelo Anthony and I are in a playfully and somewhat homoerotic snow fight while skiing in the mountains of Colorado.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2010 Miami Heat:

PG: Billups (Carmelo convinced him too, can you imagine!?)
SG: Wade
SF: LeBron
PF: Anthony
Cc: Bill Russell

[justinnum1]

This is ban worthy.

[HEATindaHouse]

This is ban worthy.

Here,here ban him.....

[HIF]

LeBron was over my house for dinner, but my talking dog started choking, and when I gave him the Heimlich maneuver, the food shot into LeBron's esophagus and he passed out. I then lost my job at the Quahog Toy Factory.

Sorry to hear about you losing your job, perhaps now you can get back to your blog.

[Lane1974]

I dont have time for the blog, I recently went back to school and am killing myself with the credit load the past 6 months or so to complete pre-reqs for grad school in time to begin that next year, and still trying to keep my business afloat.

[FAB0L0US]

Hey may not be lying intentionally.

I was at Ultra and I saw a tall skinny black guy with dreads like Bosh's. The Raptors were in town that weekend for a game so I thought for a minute in my drunken stupor that Bosh was there. Then I thought... Bosh aint at a rave where there are more drugs than people and he got a game the next day. So maybe he saw someone that looked like Bosh and he was also really drunk?

Or maybe he is just lying

[G.cracker]

^maybe you saw the Predator.