Miami heat Official off-season thread 10.0 ITS ABOUT DAME TIME, The one where we actually land Dame this time

Rapaz · Post #21 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:24 pm

3,955 posts between 6/29 and 7/2

wade44 · Post #22 » by **wade44** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:25 pm

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This is absurd

Let's be honest this is a non-issue if this were any of the other 29 teams not named Miami Heat. What a joke

MartianTimeSlip · Post #23 » by **MartianTimeSlip** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:30 pm

CrossOver wrote:

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This is absurd

Wow. That's complete bull.

powerball1373 · Post #24 » by **powerball1373** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:32 pm

CrossOver wrote:

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This is absurd

Dame's agent finna have to change his name to Aaron Badloss after cRapaz get's thru with his anoose.

wadenation305 · Post #25 » by **wadenation305** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:33 pm

powerball1373 wrote:Regarding the guy cRapaz waived today... do you guys think there's anyone else in the world named Jeenathan? I'm so curious how that happened - did his mom just decide to yeet "Jonathan"?

I've seen a Carlows before

Post #26 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:34 pm

The whole trade me “Only to Miami” seems to have backfired.

Rapaz · Post #27 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:34 pm

I have Aaron and Damian by the balls

Post #28 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:35 pm

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CrossOver · Post #29 » by **CrossOver** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:37 pm

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Amico is an idiot. The NBA wouldn't veto a deal that POR agrees to.

powerball1373 · Post #30 » by **powerball1373** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:37 pm

wadenation305 wrote:
powerball1373 wrote:Regarding the guy cRapaz waived today... do you guys think there's anyone else in the world named Jeenathan? I'm so curious how that happened - did his mom just decide to yeet "Jonathan"?

I've seen a Carlows before

This caught me off-guard and I actually spit up some water. :lol:

Rapaz · Post #31 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:38 pm

Your options:

(1) You don't get Lillard.
(2) You get Lillard but the League vetos the trade.
(3) You get Lillard and the League doesn't veto but every playoff game is rigged against you.

Hugs and kisses.

CrossOver · Post #32 » by **CrossOver** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:39 pm

James Harden is currently in the process of doing it for THE THIRD TIME and the memo was only on Dame lmao

powerball1373 · Post #33 » by **powerball1373** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:39 pm

Rapaz wrote:Your options:

(1) You don't get Lillard.
(2) You get Lillard but the League vetos the trade.
(3) You get Lillard and the League doesn't veto but every playoff game is rigged against you.

Hugs and kisses.

The pain actually increases in those scenarios, with #3 being max pain lmao.

Rapaz · Post #34 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:41 pm

powerball1373 wrote:
Rapaz wrote:Your options:

(1) You don't get Lillard.
(2) You get Lillard but the League vetos the trade.
(3) You get Lillard and the League doesn't veto but every playoff game is rigged against you.

Hugs and kisses.

The pain actually increases in those scenarios, with #3 being max pain lmao.

*Mike Breen voice*

"Jason Tatum to the line for his 58th and 59th free throws."

powerball1373 · Post #35 » by **powerball1373** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:43 pm

Rapaz wrote:
powerball1373 wrote:
Rapaz wrote:Your options:

(1) You don't get Lillard.
(2) You get Lillard but the League vetos the trade.
(3) You get Lillard and the League doesn't veto but every playoff game is rigged against you.

Hugs and kisses.

The pain actually increases in those scenarios, with #3 being max pain lmao.

*Mike Breen voice*

"Jason Tatum to the line for his 58th and 59th free throws."

Cmon_Son-_- · Post #36 » by **Cmon_Son-_-** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:44 pm

NBA is wack af for that

Rapaz · Post #37 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:45 pm

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wadenation305 · Post #38 » by **wadenation305** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:47 pm

powerball1373 wrote:
wadenation305 wrote:
powerball1373 wrote:Regarding the guy cRapaz waived today... do you guys think there's anyone else in the world named Jeenathan? I'm so curious how that happened - did his mom just decide to yeet "Jonathan"?

I've seen a Carlows before

This caught me off-guard and I actually spit up some water.

What was even funnier was that the mother was acting like everyone else was an idiot for not knowing how to spell his name when she came to pick him up from school and tried to look him up lol.

contract · Post #39 » by **contract** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:48 pm

CrossOver wrote:James Harden is currently in the process of doing it for THE THIRD TIME and the memo was only on Dame lmao

I was actually wondering why this hadn't happened before. The demand is a violation of the team's rights. In essence a player accepts a ton of money to forfeit the right to decide where he plays. Absent a no trade clause or a sign and trade, players aren't supposed to be picking their destination. I don't know what kind of discipline the NBA could impose though.

Rapaz · Post #40 » by **Rapaz** » Fri Jul 28, 2023 9:51 pm

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Suspension and a $150k fine.