Miami Heat Offseason Thread 3.0: Dame Time

[RexBoyWonder]

I'm down on Paul Gorge, guy can't stay healthy and started to decline IMO. He's 33YO.

A great shooter, yes, but not the type of scorer I'd really want here.

For the high price Clippers will want - he's not worth it to us.

[ShulaDon92]

Paul George is up there for sure, older. Hasn't won anything. But behind Jimmy and Bam, you take the pressure off of George as an alpha and he's an upgrade on Love for sure and is the scoring punch we need when Jimmy is locked up. His defense is good too. He's a lower tiered Durant.

If we could keep Herro even better but Strus/Vincent got us to the finals and should not be sneezed at.

-SHULA

[ShulaDon92]

Calling Bullchit..... Everyone with a modicum of a brain knows the rule to never stick ur dyck in crazy!

Oh you know it, brehz. It's a losing proposition

-SHULA

Yeah but crazy is like a right of passage. Like who among us hasn't dont a crazy chick, they are fun until they are not....

Zion is learning that the hard way. Honestly how did he not get her to sign a NDA. They have a freaking NBA seminar after you are drafted that kinda hint hint telling you how to navigate the turbulent sea of instagram, fans only, porn star, wannabe baby mamas. Was he asleep that day?

Fun, yes. Build a family with? I wouldn't recommend it unless you are into pain and chaos.

I've been a swinger like Zion. He's getting played. That's ok, admit youre a freak like rodman and move on.

Nothing wrong with it. He's a big boy lol

-SHULA

[contract]

Paul George is up there for sure, older. Hasn't won anything. But behind Jimmy and Bam, you take the pressure off of George as an alpha and he's an upgrade on Love for sure and is the scoring punch we need when Jimmy is locked up. His defense is good too. He's a lower tiered Durant.

If we could keep Herro even better but Strus/Vincent got us to the finals and should not be sneezed at.

-SHULA

Strus and Vincent require a vaccine.

[wade44]

So a few things:

-Bam is our franchise centerpiece and proved as much in this playoff run. He had his moments but did prove he’s capable of stepping up on the big stage

-Nobody is advocating about trading him. It’s a hypothetical deal that doesn’t make sense for either side

[wade44]

Nothing else to do now except wait for the Dame for Herro and picks nugget to drop now

[contract]

I'm down on Paul Gorge, guy can't stay healthy and started to decline IMO. He's 33YO.

A great shooter, yes, but not the type of scorer I'd really want here.

For the high price Clippers will want - he's not worth it to us.

I don't know what they'd take. They may simply be looking to get bailed out of that contract to avoid tax penalties. If we can get him for expiring contracts, I'd do it. If I can get them to take Duncan + expiring contracts, I'd do it to them twice.

[contract]

So a few things:

-Bam is our franchise centerpiece and proved as much in this playoff run. He had his moments but did prove he’s capable of stepping up on the big stage

-Nobody is advocating about trading him. It’s a hypothetical deal that doesn’t make sense for either side

They know we're not trading Bam. They just got sick of us tampering with their guy and decided to troll us.

[ShulaDon92]

Paul George is up there for sure, older. Hasn't won anything. But behind Jimmy and Bam, you take the pressure off of George as an alpha and he's an upgrade on Love for sure and is the scoring punch we need when Jimmy is locked up. His defense is good too. He's a lower tiered Durant.

If we could keep Herro even better but Strus/Vincent got us to the finals and should not be sneezed at.

-SHULA

Strus and Vincent require a vaccine.

These guys are out to prove they are legitimate in consistency to be starters and they played well enough in the postseason to get us to the finals. As team depth they pass the bar. Same with Caleb.

-SHULA

[contract]

Paul George is up there for sure, older. Hasn't won anything. But behind Jimmy and Bam, you take the pressure off of George as an alpha and he's an upgrade on Love for sure and is the scoring punch we need when Jimmy is locked up. His defense is good too. He's a lower tiered Durant.

If we could keep Herro even better but Strus/Vincent got us to the finals and should not be sneezed at.

-SHULA

Strus and Vincent require a vaccine.

These guys are out to prove they are legitimate in consistency to be starters and they played well enough in the postseason to get us to the finals. As team depth they pass the bar. Same with Caleb.

-SHULA

Gabe in particular is as consistent as it gets. He's pretty bad almost always. His performance season to season is nearly identical going all the way back to college. At best he's a backup quality swing guard, and not a very good one. He's pretty useless on both ends of the court. Neither player merits more than the veteran minimum. Either getting much more than that would be malpractice.

[ShulaDon92]

Strus and Vincent require a vaccine.

These guys are out to prove they are legitimate in consistency to be starters and they played well enough in the postseason to get us to the finals. As team depth they pass the bar. Same with Caleb.

-SHULA

Gabe in particular is as consistent as it gets. He's pretty bad almost always. His performance season to season is nearly identical going all the way back to college. At best he's a backup quality swing guard, and not a very good one. He's pretty useless on both ends of the court. Neither player merits more than the veteran minimum. Either getting much more than that would be malpractice.

A little more than vet mins and u gotta deal lol

-SHULA

[spectrec130]

My completely egregious blow it up idea

Step 1 trade Butler to Portland
Step 2 Aquire all their draft capital, and Sharpe
Picks 3 and 23 2025, and 2026,unprotected picks
Step 3 Re route Sharpe+Filler and send Tyler Herro to New Orleans for Zion
Step 4 Draft Scoot Henderson
Step 5 Send Picks 18,23 along with a collection of 5 future 1st round picks 2from Portland and 3 from Miami 7 1st round picks in total and Kyle Lowry for Morant

Morant
Scoot
Zion
Jovic
Bam
Martin
Robinson
Highsmith

Just go all in on the dominant troubled youth movement and drive Spo to an early grave

It would be like the Big 3 but with guns and pornstars probably have to talk Haslem out of retirement to babysit it’s worth the money and roster spot

It has to be the holy trinity: Pornstars, Guns and COCAINE!

[IceColdCubano]

My completely egregious blow it up idea

Step 1 trade Butler to Portland
Step 2 Aquire all their draft capital, and Sharpe
Picks 3 and 23 2025, and 2026,unprotected picks
Step 3 Re route Sharpe+Filler and send Tyler Herro to New Orleans for Zion
Step 4 Draft Scoot Henderson
Step 5 Send Picks 18,23 along with a collection of 5 future 1st round picks 2from Portland and 3 from Miami 7 1st round picks in total and Kyle Lowry for Morant

Morant
Scoot
Zion
Jovic
Bam
Martin
Robinson
Highsmith

Just go all in on the dominant troubled youth movement and drive Spo to an early grave

It would be like the Big 3 but with guns and pornstars probably have to talk Haslem out of retirement to babysit it’s worth the money and roster spot

It has to be the holy trinity: Pornstars, Guns and COCAINE!

This is Cocaine Bear with 8 limbs all holding light sabers while having his fur made of adamantium steel.

[3ammy3uck3ts]

Austin Reaves is so fuxkin overrated because he plays for the lakers lol good lord. If Bam played for the Lakers he’d be a 4 time all star and have 2 DPOYs at minimum. If Jimmy played for the Lakers and cared about the regular season he’d win mvp

[ShulaDon92]

Austin Reaves is so fuxkin overrated because he plays for the lakers lol good lord. If Bam played for the Lakers he’d be a 4 time all star and have 2 DPOYs at minimum. If Jimmy played for the Lakers and cared about the regular season he’d win mvp

Bam on the Lakers could be Joel Anthony and on a mid level deal. Who knows really. The cocaine is doing nothing for ya lol

Bams opportunity here has given him ample development and he has the system written to his tendencies.

-SHULA

[IceColdCubano]

Austin Reaves is so fuxkin overrated because he plays for the lakers lol good lord. If Bam played for the Lakers he’d be a 4 time all star and have 2 DPOYs at minimum. If Jimmy played for the Lakers and cared about the regular season he’d win mvp

Bam i can see, Jimmy absolutely not. Hes never had an MVP caliber season, where you can point and say he is top 3 in stats, he hasnt missed many games, or his team is top of the conference where he is directly responsible for what seems every bucket or every defensive stop.

[MettaWorldPanda]

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[3ammy3uck3ts]

Austin Reaves is so fuxkin overrated because he plays for the lakers lol good lord. If Bam played for the Lakers he’d be a 4 time all star and have 2 DPOYs at minimum. If Jimmy played for the Lakers and cared about the regular season he’d win mvp

Bam i can see, Jimmy absolutely not. Hes never had an MVP caliber season, where you can point and say he is top 3 in stats, he hasnt missed many games, or his team is top of the conference where he is directly responsible for what seems every bucket or every defensive stop.

Last year he was dominant and went like 50% at best the first 60 or so games, his numbers and impact were elite. He just doesn’t care enough about that stuff to make it a goal

[IceColdCubano]

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Idiots over there, dude just draft Scoot and trade Lamelo for picks and build up your team the right way. Lamelo is injuru prone, let him go while you can get it now before it sours more.

[3ammy3uck3ts]

Scoot a potential all star as your next franchise piece next to your young guys for a timeline reset for like 15 years or keep Dame for a pie in the sky 3 year timeline to try and build a legit contender (won’t happen)?