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We signed Beasley. AGAIN. LOL?

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Post#41 » by Hephaestus » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:02 pm

Can we still sign Birch?
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Post#42 » by Seabass777 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:03 pm

You see guys Riley was smart he told Beasley that since we had so much trash on the team Granger,and Williams,he didn't want Beasley's talents to go to waste on the bench.

So he told him to go have fun and ball out in China,be treated like a star,and average 30 points and 10+ rebounds.And then once he got rid of the trash,he could come back and lead us to the promise land.

Pat Riley is one smart mofo.

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Post#43 » by gom » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:04 pm

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I had a professor who has a PhD in Mycology (study of mushrooms) and he once told me in his office that his son did shrooms and then got a bad high. So he called his dad who knows the ****.. So my prof told his son to go to the hospital and that he took something poisoness. When my prof met his son at the hospital while he was waiting to be scene he told the doctor that the mushroom wasn't a poisoness one and that he just had a bad trip, doc agreed but my prof asked the doc to pump his stomach to scare him. So they did. the kid still thinks he had poison shrooms and is scared **** of getting his stomach pumped again let alone doing shrooms again. Hahah.


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Post#44 » by Noodle Arm » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:06 pm

Maroko...photoshop this with Beasley/Riley please! :lol:

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Post#45 » by gom » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:08 pm

Broderick wrote:Can we still sign Birch?


Well, our roster is now full. If something doesn't work out with Beasley (because Walker is a lock at this point), we can sign Birch or Miller or one of the other guys, but my guess is that if Beasley shows he wants this, we've finished setting up the team for our 4th championship run:

Goran Dragic, Napier
Wade, Chalmers (also pg), Zoran Dragic, Johnson
Deng, Walker, Ennis
(Bosh), (McRoberts), Haslem (also backup C), Beasley
Whiteside, Andersen

It's not too bad.
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Post#46 » by Sc0pe92 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:08 pm

Hes probably sparking one up right now in celebration... I cant believe this lol
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Post#47 » by EscapoTHB » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:08 pm

I hope this ends the 3 guard lineups.

Kind of a good situation for him because we don't even need him to defend. Just score consistently off the bench.
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Post#48 » by GameTime_3 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:09 pm

Beasley, Walker reunited at last!!!!!

Lets go!!!
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Post#49 » by Myam333 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:10 pm

Broderick wrote:Can we still sign Birch?

We'd have to let Walker or Beasley's 10-days expire.

I was hoping the last two would be Birch and Beas, but Walker looks like a keeper.
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Post#50 » by Umbooki » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:12 pm

Real talk: If this is the year that Beas puts it all together (why does that sound familiar?), my sides are gonna be in orbit. Bosh goes down and B-Easy rises from the ashes to lead the charge into the postseason. You really can't make this stuff up, man.

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Post#51 » by Guardia » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:12 pm

To remember that we drafted him before Russell and KLove.smh
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Post#52 » by Mars » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:12 pm

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Post#53 » by radikalBaller » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

Good lord.
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Post#54 » by heatwillbeback » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

We have all seen Haslem can in no way start for an NBA team currently.

Hope beasley works out but from what we have seen of him he can't and won't take the reigns at pf.
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Post#55 » by IggieCC » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

Special Congrats to Seabass777 and RJM and whomever else advocating this move for a long time. :rock:

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Post#56 » by Sign5 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

GameTime_3 wrote:Beasley, Walker reunited at last!!!!!

Lets go!!!

Let's be real, Spo still going to have Haslem play over Beasley like the olden days. :lol:
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Post#57 » by YAWKYAWK » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

WHY?

Hope he proves me wrong......
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Post#58 » by HIF » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:14 pm

Supercoolbeas.

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Post#59 » by Rapaz » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:16 pm

Reporter: Michael, how do you feel about the Raptors in the first round?

Beasley: We're going to beat them at home. We're going to beat them in their house. We're going to beat them in Africa. Wherever we play, we're going to beat them.

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Post#60 » by GameTime_3 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:17 pm

Beas "wade look at me...I'm the captain now"
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