Miami Heat Off-season Thread 9.0 - Dame’s BBW Edition

Phinsoverpats · Post #501 » by **Phinsoverpats** » Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:54 pm

I would love to have dame here. But the same ppl that are saying Miami has a terrible offer are saying no one wants 23 y/o tyler hero for a first because of his contract

IceColdCubano · Post #502 » by **IceColdCubano** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:06 am

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Rapaz · Post #503 » by **Rapaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:10 am

Shakira can’t resist King Cronbra

powerball1373 · Post #504 » by **powerball1373** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:17 am

Pokuokic wrote:
Pharenheit wrote:Damn maybe time to trade Jimmy. Once you plant the seed in those hips you’ll never be the same

At 46 I don't think there is any fertility left tbh.

ShulaDon92 · Post #505 » by **ShulaDon92** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:18 am

IceColdCubano wrote:

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Bammys sweet dreamz are made of these cheese

-SHULA

ShulaDon92 · Post #506 » by **ShulaDon92** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:20 am

powerball1373 wrote:
Pokuokic wrote:
Pharenheit wrote:Damn maybe time to trade Jimmy. Once you plant the seed in those hips you’ll never be the same

At 46 I don't think there is any fertility left tbh.

Fertility?! U talkin bout fertility?!?!

Woof

-SHULA

powerball1373 · Post #507 » by **powerball1373** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:23 am

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That's messed up he forgot someone...

IceColdCubano · Post #508 » by **IceColdCubano** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:24 am

Wishing our boy Jovic the best in the Fiba World Cup, with this new added body, he should be dominating.

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IceColdCubano · Post #509 » by **IceColdCubano** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:25 am

ShulaDon92 wrote:
powerball1373 wrote:
Pokuokic wrote:At 46 I don't think there is any fertility left tbh.

Fertility?! U talkin bout fertility?!?!

Woof

-SHULA

Nothing is better than having zero worries about getting your girl pregnant and letting it rip without having to use the magical pull out game.

wade44 · Post #510 » by **wade44** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:25 am

powerball1373 wrote:
IceColdCubano wrote:
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That's messed up he forgot someone...

LOL

Post #511 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:31 am

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ShulaDon92 · Post #512 » by **ShulaDon92** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:32 am

IceColdCubano wrote:
ShulaDon92 wrote:
powerball1373 wrote:

Fertility?! U talkin bout fertility?!?!

Woof

-SHULA

Nothing is better than having zero worries about getting your girl pregnant and letting it rip without having to use the magical pull out game.

wade44 · Post #513 » by **wade44** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:34 am

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Phuck Klutch

SoFlaKingReal · Post #514 » by **SoFlaKingReal** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:39 am

Jovic has left the Heat....will he ever return?

HEATVols865 · Post #515 » by **HEATVols865** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:48 am

LOL the Vegas Bubble Hologram showed Dame in a Heat jersey in an add for the NBA in-season tournament. LMAO

Rapaz · Post #516 » by **Rapaz** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:54 am

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Heat3 · Post #517 » by **Heat3** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 12:56 am

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The agent AND the ceo relayed the message. How many klutch employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? :lol:

3ammy3uck3ts · Post #518 » by **3ammy3uck3ts** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:02 am

MorbidHEAT wrote:
3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Hope she was worth the championship.

In his defense, that woman gets finer with age. However old she is now trumps 20 year old Shakira, in my humble opinion. Let that man enjoy clapping them cheeks.

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Here’s another getting better with age

AirP. · Post #519 » by **AirP.** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:05 am

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MorbidHEAT · Post #520 » by **MorbidHEAT** » Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:10 am

3ammy3uck3ts wrote:
MorbidHEAT wrote:
3ammy3uck3ts wrote:Hope she was worth the championship.

In his defense, that woman gets finer with age. However old she is now trumps 20 year old Shakira, in my humble opinion. Let that man enjoy clapping them cheeks.

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Here’s another getting better with age

Lawd have mercy..