Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT

Rapaz · Post #641 » by **Rapaz** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:02 am

Offseason Thread VOL 6 - Few Picks, Small Dicks

goodboy · Post #642 » by **goodboy** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:04 am

didn't know screaming and veins popping out means jacked, silly Naveen.

He looks lean-er though.

HeatFanLifer · Post #643 » by **HeatFanLifer** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:04 am

Never saw an offseason thread reach levels this low. Might need a new hunger games.

Enso · Post #644 » by **Enso** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:05 am

I check this thread, everyones jizzing their pants saying it's a lock and we're gonna get one of them. Next time I pop back in, its over we're not getting anyone. Seems about right lol

goodboy · Post #645 » by **goodboy** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:05 am

HeatFanLifer wrote:Never saw an offseason thread reach levels this low. Might need a new hunger games.

This is good. I dont want it reaching high #s so I miss out and say THAT >>> OP got us the star via gt.

3ballbomber · Post #646 » by **3ballbomber** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:06 am

Read on Twitter

heatwillbeback · Post #647 » by **heatwillbeback** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:07 am

It’s impressive we’ve gone 500 plus pages and only lost Tucker.

I’ve also learned more about the Pacers than I ever care to.

IceColdCubano · Post #648 » by **IceColdCubano** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:16 am

goodboy wrote:didn't know screaming and veins popping out means jacked, silly Naveen.

He looks lean-er though.

Well he is taking the words of Pat Riley to heart and coming back to us lean and mean, I expected nothing less from him. At best it keeps social media guzzlers at bay with the doom and gloom with him coming back next year. Maybe these videos and pictures that show him leaner and working out entices some teams to bite on a trade for more assets returned.

HeatFanLifer · Post #649 » by **HeatFanLifer** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:17 am

goodboy wrote:
HeatFanLifer wrote:Never saw an offseason thread reach levels this low. Might need a new hunger games.

This is good. I dont want it reaching high #s so I miss out and say THAT >>> OP got us the star via gt.

Post #650 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:18 am

the sooner we get rid of this pitiful GT and move on to the next legitimate OP (wink wink) the better (wink KD wink)

Post #651 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:20 am

man if Nets end up JK we run it back ttyling us.. NGL best troll job by FO in a long time

Umbooki · Post #652 » by **Umbooki** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:20 am

Millsap Mania is killin me. Dammit, Iggs!

Post #653 » by **IggieCC** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:22 am

I'm not even sure if I want KD, Kyrie, Donovan or any of those guys but I don't like where this off-szn has gone so far

marson · Post #654 » by **marson** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:23 am

True or not, It gotta be the worst insult a man could ever take :lol:

Don't know why he stayed w/ that IG gal.

Post #655 » by **MettaWorldPanda** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:25 am

If only OP delivered Serge Ibaka for some much needed length.

goodboy · Post #656 » by **goodboy** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:26 am

HeatFanLifer wrote:
goodboy wrote:
HeatFanLifer wrote:Never saw an offseason thread reach levels this low. Might need a new hunger games.

This is good. I dont want it reaching high #s so I miss out and say THAT >>> OP got us the star via gt.

miss his cute butt

goodboy · Post #657 » by **goodboy** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:27 am

IggieCC wrote:I'm not even sure if I want KD, Kyrie, Donovan or any of those guys but I don't like where this off-szn has gone so far

umbooki said we will get Millsap so it should be fine

marson · Post #658 » by **marson** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:29 am

Anyways, we got a newborn meme for Tyler Herro every time he will fall short in a game next season lmao.

goodboy · Post #659 » by **goodboy** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:31 am

marson wrote:Anyways, we got a newborn meme for Tyler Herro every time he will fall short in a game next season lmao.

In brooklyn

IceColdCubano · Post #660 » by **IceColdCubano** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:43 am

So to resume this OP's Vol 5 top ten wins to date:

1. Guaranteed Millsap incoming.
2. Tyler Herro small penis syndrome but very fertile continues to empregnate faster than the alien in Aliens saga.
3. Miami Lacks Picks and the ones they have are bad picks, but won't give up the ones they do have regardless.
4. Jimmy is a work-acholic and scared some college players at the pre-draft workouts with his over the top showmanship.
5. Kyle lowry, spotted multiple pictures, veiny, lean, screaming could be constipated & or dehydrated trying to beat the Miami body fat test upcoming. Went from 25 Twinkies down to only 1 a day.
6. Bam is off the table, on the table, and perhaps even under the table. We really don't know anymore.
7. Reach arounds started early and died shortly after the palms grew sweaty with meat spaghetti.
8. Andy lost 15 pounds walking around Las Vegas chasing Masai. Immediately gained it back the next day eating out with Millsap trying to convince him to sign the dotted line.
9. Summer league team is slow, un-athletic, un-coordinated, thin of talent, but primed for backup roles next year.
10. Our 27th pick is 4 years away from being 5 years away but primed for starting PF role next year and his only competition is Caleb Martin, hearing this will be resolved with a game of paper rock scissors judge by Spo a day before start of training camp.