Offseason Thread VOL 5 - I WILL BRING LIGHT

[IggieCC]

I'm gonna be honest.

I've probably read about 250 pages about our off-season and it sums up to.....we kept Dipo and Martin.


Didn't read the last 20 pages...what did I really miss?

Never saw an offseason thread reach levels this low. Might need a new hunger games.

This is good. I dont want it reaching high #s so I miss out and say THAT >>> OP got us the star via gt.

[Wiltside]

Not gonna lie Rex, you’ve missed phuck all

[3ballbomber]

At this point it seems like we are just being used by Utah as leverage to squeeze more out of NYK.

As I see it, going from ICC's updates & corroborated by numerous reports, we have certain control considering both KD & Mitchell have us 1st on their list. Both teams also want to do right by each player. Furthermore Ainge prefers Herro. He can pretend & front all he wants but he wants his slimy hands on Tyler.

IMO this NYK stuff is nothing, to get Miami to up it's offer Ainge wants - Riles ain't budging. The offer is there, take it or leave it. Jazz have already dropped their poker face after serious talks between Heat & Nets, suddenly announcing Mitchell as being available They playing the same game, watch them come grovelling back after we focus back to KD.

Riles has put us at a certain advantage. Again, the longer this plays out the better for us. What's also good about our situation is, as much as we're swinging for the fences, if we run it back we still have a half decent team after filling weak spots on our roster. While BK & Utah may have likely fleeced organisations gutting them of assets. We can still acquire Mitchell later on down the rd & can land somebody @trade deadline. So we haven't much to lose by staying patient, grinding this thing out & not ponying up more than we need to.

[Rapaz]

It’s a good day for a trade.

Happy 18th anniversary of the Shaq trade.

[IggieCC]

I'm gonna be honest.

I've probably read about 250 pages about our off-season and it sums up to.....we kept Dipo and Martin.


Didn't read the last 20 pages...what did I really miss?

Read on Twitter

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[3ballbomber]

I'm gonna be honest.

I've probably read about 250 pages about our off-season and it sums up to.....we kept Dipo and Martin.


Didn't read the last 20 pages...what did I really miss?

In each thread, each reply, each trade calculation, each speculation is the excitement of anticipation, the joy of hope, the anxiety, panic & despair. It's the roller coaster. While the world is burning around us we're able to escape through trifling rumours & updates. Not much movement but plenty of emotions, excitement & expectations.

It's perhaps pretty sad either way

[IggieCC]

[HeatIn5]

One way ticket to Spain without the S

[Umbooki]

Can’t have the fans cracking jokes about your dick and your lack of defensive intensity. Pick a struggle.

[HEATVols865]

Soon she will make Herro a cuckhold so a bull can show him what a real man looks like and when she says hand me a towel when they’re done, he won’t be able to reach it because of his wingspan and she will grab his bitch hair and shove his face between her legs for clean up.


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[Rapaz]

Geezus

[HIF]

We better get durant.. I already took the letters RAGIC off my dragic jersey to make it say durant…..

Tragic.

[HeatFanLifer]

Herro not getting signed to an extension gets more sus by the day.

[heater4life]

I'm gonna be honest.

I've probably read about 250 pages about our off-season and it sums up to.....we kept Dipo and Martin.


Didn't read the last 20 pages...what did I really miss?

Everything

[marson]

WTF did I just read lmao

[RexBoyWonder]

Soon she will make Herro a cuckhold so a bull can show him what a real man looks like and when she says hand me a towel when they’re done, he won’t be able to reach it because of his wingspan and she will grab his bitch hair and shove his face between her legs for clean up.


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Yea I should probably take a break off the board until something really happens

[Rapaz]

The redeeming grace for Herro is that his dick grows one inch in the eyes of every woman for every $20 million he makes, so he should be good to go after this upcoming contract extension.

[marson]

3ammy's fault for exposing Tyler's dick size here actually

It feels like we already blundered this offseason so hard and we have nothing to talk about than Herro's dick size

[heater4life]

Spoiler:

Soon she will make Herro a cuckhold so a bull can show him what a real man looks like and when she says hand me a towel when they’re done, he won’t be able to reach it because of his wingspan and she will grab his bitch hair and shove his face between her legs for clean up.


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[HeatFanLifer]

Soon she will make Herro a cuckhold so a bull can show him what a real man looks like and when she says hand me a towel when they’re done, he won’t be able to reach it because of his wingspan and she will grab his bitch hair and shove his face between her legs for clean up.


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Yea I should probably take a break off the board until something really happens

Did you expect anything less with OP?