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My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:30 am
by BlackBerry
Hi guys. I know most of you guys are a little older than me but I want your honest opinion and thoughts. Please keep the trolling out.
Here is my situation, I completed an undergraduate degree in Criminology (April 2012) and since then I could not get any job. I was hoping to get into the NBA. I know to get in the NBA you need to have completed/attended some college/university (obviously Kobe, LeBron and Garrnet and a handful of others are the exception).
If I lose some weight, start focusing all my time and practice in conditioning my body and practicing the moves could I make it? I could play the 4 (Power Forward) and 5 (Center) and the Heat really need a good 5. I am currently 5'11, I doubt i'll get any taller. I am an excellent team player both academically and socially. I know what it means to be on a team and I am all for sacrificing stats, fame, etc for a common goal (win rings).
What do you guys think? What are the steps in getting into the NBA. Before anyone think this is a troll, if Erik Spolestra can work from a TV guy in the back then make it as a Head Coach anything is possible right?
Anyways guys any feedback would be appreciated.
P.S: I am from Toronto
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:51 am
by MiaHeat88
I think you should stick to trolling Internet forums.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:01 am
by BlackBerry
I'm not trolling. This is why I stated which city I am from. It's hard to get drafted in Canada. I tried to do some research but there was mixed answers. I was hoping someone from realgm could help me out.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:12 pm
by MiaHeat88
BlackBerry wrote:I'm not trolling. This is why I stated which city I am from. It's hard to get drafted in Canada. I tried to do some research but there was mixed answers. I was hoping someone from realgm could help me out.
Since you want to be an NBA center and currently stand 5'11, I think you should consult with a local plastic surgeon to increase your height by at least 1 foot. Once you have achieved 6'10 or more, spend some time playing street ball in Brooklyn to see if someone from the D-League is interested in helping you realize your dreams. Good luck. One day, if you work hard enough, people can compare you to Hakeem or Ewing. They'll say that guy Blackberry changed the NBA. He wen't from being an undersized 5'11 couch potato to the greatest NBA center of all time.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:16 pm
by puppa bear
BlackBerry wrote: I could play the 4 (Power Forward) and 5 (Center) and the Heat really need a good 5. I am currently 5'11, I doubt i'll get any taller.
Umm, maybe in an Asian league (not racist, we have these in Australia - only 1 white guy per team!), or a 6' & under league.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 pm
by TheDon008
MiaHeat88 wrote:BlackBerry wrote:I'm not trolling. This is why I stated which city I am from. It's hard to get drafted in Canada. I tried to do some research but there was mixed answers. I was hoping someone from realgm could help me out.
Since you want to be an NBA center and currently stand 5'11, I think you should consult with a local plastic surgeon to increase your height by at least 1 foot. Once you have achieved 6'10 or more, spend some time playing street ball in Brooklyn to see if someone from the D-League is interested in helping you realize your dreams.
Good luck. One day, if you work hard enough, people can compare you to Hakeem or Ewing. They'll say that guy Blackberry changed the NBA. He wen't from being an undersized 5'11 couch potato to the greatest NBA center of all time.

Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:36 pm
by RJM
No. You're a disgrace to the phone I still happily own.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:29 pm
by narmerguy
WTF is this ****?
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:36 pm
by FlashFlare
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:04 pm
by Sc0pe92
Have you tried boys and girls club?
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:50 pm
by BlackBerry
moderators feel free to lock this thread. I guess realGM is full of trolls.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:03 pm
by TheDon008
BlackBerry wrote:moderators feel free to lock this thread. I guess realGM is full of trolls.
The only troll here is YOU!
You should be embarrassed coming in here asking something so rediculous. matter fact.
You owe us ALL an apology for wasting our time reading that crap.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:05 pm
by insfo
BlackBerry wrote:moderators feel free to lock this thread. I guess realGM is full of trolls.
No sh-t!
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:10 pm
by 420
DatD-Wade3 wrote::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: this is gold
I stopped reading at the "I want to get into the NBA" part, but I went back and read it and it is quite hilarious.
My favorite part: "I am an excellent team player both academically and socially."
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:15 pm
by TheDon008
420 wrote:DatD-Wade3 wrote::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: this is gold
I stopped reading at the "I want to get into the NBA" part, but I went back and read it and it is quite hilarious.
My favorite part: "I am an excellent team player both academically and socially."
My favorite part is - "if I lose some weight.."
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:29 pm
by Slot Machine
I'll be rooting for you BlackBerry, don't listen to these nonbelievers.
Re: My Dream
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:32 pm
by 420
TheDon008 wrote:420 wrote:DatD-Wade3 wrote::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: this is gold
I stopped reading at the "I want to get into the NBA" part, but I went back and read it and it is quite hilarious.
My favorite part: "I am an excellent team player both academically and socially."
My favorite part is - "if I lose some weight.."
lmao
