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TRG wrote:Enjoy!

1) LeBron during free agency: "We love you LeBron. Play for my team plz. You're the best"

2) Big 3 join forces in South Beach: "LeBron is a coward. I hate that guy... Always have always will. He will always be known as Robin to Wade's Batman. This Heat team is like a video game and they're gonna ruin the league they're so cheap and OP."

3) 2011 season starts and Heat start slow at 9-8: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit. Bosh is soft."

4) Heat go on a huge streak afterwards: "I told you guys this Heat team is so cheap. They have 3 superstars it's so unfair."

5) Heat lose in the 2011 Finals: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit, and LeBron is a career choker who will never win a ring. Bosh is still soft."

6) 2012 NBA Finals: "Thunder in 5. Durant is better than LeBron cuz he's not a choker and is the most clutch player in the league. Plus Wade is rapidly declining and Bosh is softer than Charmin."

7) Heat win 2012 NBA Finals: "Not impressive. Jordan won 6 and didn't have to join forces with two other superstars despite the fact that one is rapidly declining and the other is softer than a wet sponge. This Heat team is cheap and OP and video game-like but at the same time they're one of the worst championship teams in the past decade. Plus LeTravel promised not 5... not 6... not 7.."

8) Lakers join forces in the off-season: "Now THIS is a powerhouse team. They're gonna challenge the 72-10 Bulls record. Steve Nash is such a noble guy for joining his career nemesis cause he only did it for family reasons unlike that deceitful Ray Allen fellow (Jason Terry is so much better for the Celtics anyway). Heat stand no chance."

9) Heat dominate the 2013 regular season (present day): "This Heat team is still not impressive. Only reason they're able to crush everyone is because they have 3 superstars and one of the best 3 point shooters in the league (but Jason Terry is still much better, Wade is no longer a top 5 player, and Bosh was never a franchise player). Plus everyone else is broken down. Easily the weakest era in basketball history. And the East sucks. Who cares if the Heat were able to crush Western Conference teams as well? They only did cause they have 3 superstars in a watered down Eastern Conference. They'd probably struggle to maintain the #3 seed out in the vastly superior West. Carmelo Anthony 4 MVP."

THE END.

SWadeUP wrote:You forgot injuries to all the other teams.

TRG wrote:9) Heat dominate the 2013 regular season (present day): "This Heat team is still not impressive. Only reason they're able to crush everyone is because they have 3 superstars and one of the best 3 point shooters in the league (but Jason Terry is still much better, Wade is no longer a top 5 player, and Bosh was never a franchise player). Plus everyone else is broken down. Easily the weakest era in basketball history. And the East sucks. Who cares if the Heat were able to crush Western Conference teams as well? They only did cause they have 3 superstars in a watered down Eastern Conference. They'd probably struggle to maintain the #3 seed out in the vastly superior West. Carmelo Anthony 4 MVP."

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SWadeUP wrote:You forgot injuries to all the other teams.

TRG wrote:9) Heat dominate the 2013 regular season (present day): "This Heat team is still not impressive. Only reason they're able to crush everyone is because they have 3 superstars and one of the best 3 point shooters in the league (but Jason Terry is still much better, Wade is no longer a top 5 player, and Bosh was never a franchise player). Plus everyone else is broken down. Easily the weakest era in basketball history. And the East sucks. Who cares if the Heat were able to crush Western Conference teams as well? They only did cause they have 3 superstars in a watered down Eastern Conference. They'd probably struggle to maintain the #3 seed out in the vastly superior West. Carmelo Anthony 4 MVP."

SWadeUP wrote:OT, Caliban,

Why in the hell would anyone like the Lannisters?

Every Lannister besides Terian can EAD.

tam wrote:Yes, you've just about covered it. The list will get longer as the playoffs goes along.

TRG wrote:Enjoy!

1) LeBron during free agency: "We love you LeBron. Play for my team plz. You're the best"

2) Big 3 join forces in South Beach: "LeBron is a coward. I hate that guy... Always have always will. He will always be known as Robin to Wade's Batman. This Heat team is like a video game and they're gonna ruin the league they're so cheap and OP."

3) 2011 season starts and Heat start slow at 9-8: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit. Bosh is soft."

4) Heat go on a huge streak afterwards: "I told you guys this Heat team is so cheap. They have 3 superstars it's so unfair."

5) Heat lose in the 2011 Finals: "I knew this Heat team was destined to suck. Wade and LeBron are a terrible fit, and LeBron is a career choker who will never win a ring. Bosh is still soft."

6) 2012 NBA Finals: "Thunder in 5. Durant is better than LeBron cuz he's not a choker and is the most clutch player in the league. Plus Wade is rapidly declining and Bosh is softer than Charmin."

7) Heat win 2012 NBA Finals: "Not impressive. Jordan won 6 and didn't have to join forces with two other superstars despite the fact that one is rapidly declining and the other is softer than a wet sponge. This Heat team is cheap and OP and video game-like but at the same time they're one of the worst championship teams in the past decade. Plus LeTravel promised not 5... not 6... not 7.."

8) Lakers join forces in the off-season: "Now THIS is a powerhouse team. They're gonna challenge the 72-10 Bulls record. Steve Nash is such a noble guy for joining his career nemesis cause he only did it for family reasons unlike that deceitful Ray Allen fellow (Jason Terry is so much better for the Celtics anyway). Heat stand no chance."

9) Heat dominate the 2013 regular season (present day): "This Heat team is still not impressive. Only reason they're able to crush everyone is because they have 3 superstars and one of the best 3 point shooters in the league (but Jason Terry is still much better, Wade is no longer a top 5 player, and Bosh was never a franchise player). Plus everyone else is broken down. Easily the weakest era in basketball history. And the East sucks. Who cares if the Heat were able to crush Western Conference teams as well? They only did cause they have 3 superstars in a watered down Eastern Conference. They'd probably struggle to maintain the #3 seed out in the vastly superior West. Carmelo Anthony 4 MVP."

THE END.

weouthere wrote:11) everybody's injured, nothing matters

narmerguy wrote:

weouthere wrote:11) everybody's injured, nothing matters

Do people not read the op???

OP...you win.

Adding fuel to the flame, it's not hard when you are playing on a team of all-stars. Your value diminishes because e\others carry the load too. He may be the best player out there, but in this case does nto make him the most valuable player to a team. Heck, I think Carmelo Anthony is more valuable to the Knicks cause he's carrying that team. Just more of the LeBron is King hype in this soft NBA. Let him play against the Oakleys and rodmans and Xavier McDaniels and he'd be hiding behind David Sterns apron for allowing the NBA to play defense on him.

Ahh, yes, the topic where people who incessantly whine about Miami being unfairly stacked go on to pick their opposition with "ease". You could replace Chicago with any other all-time great team here, and everybody would pick that team with "ease". Then they'll just turn around and whine a little more about how stacked Miami is and how unfair it is. What can you say, hate tends to make you blind and shameless.

NYKMentality85 wrote:

Quick Kick wrote:HGH James win again.

First and foremost I'll eat crow and we all know why. Also, you hit the nail on the head.

HGH (Human Growth Hormone).

And LeBron's forehead has pretty much tripled in size since coming out of high school. Sh*t isn't normal to say the least...




The Barry Bonds of baseball. All for not. He isn't no "great basketball player" but instead, an Athletic Freak of Nature due to... HGH. And last but not least, LeBron James has never won a legit NBA championship. During a shortened season with just about zero training camp/preseason. Wake me up when he wins an actual LEGIT title.

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