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This guy can bring the comedy. Looks like he's been practicing his stand up routine (more like practicing his sit down/sit out routine, amirite?).

Even funnier, Bulls fans see nothing wrong with it. They even argue (dead serious, like Rose when he said that) that "Lebron only won when Rose was injured", as if Rose was the one stopping Lebron in 2011.

And the thread on the GB that was mocking Rose got locked by a butthurt Bulls fan mod.

Now I want to see the Bulls eliminated again from the playoffs by the Heat. Swept.

And I'd love it if Oden signed with the Heat and became dominant, just to see the Bulls fans whine about how it isn't fair.

He's got the charisma of a fire hydrant.

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Awesome. I can not wait for the season to start. Lets see how he manages, actually I will not be follwoing him. Too busy, its a Heat thang...
This dude is a joke, needs to develop his shooting. That quick step does not last. We already know he has injury
prone. D.R. is looking sweet, trust me that is not a good thing.

I still want to see his REAL SAT scores...

Lets just hope he now has improved his muscle memory

Rodrizzle wrote:Lets just hope he now has improved his muscle memory

Can someone with Photoshop skills put his head on the body of the dude from Memento (in an image where you can see the tattoos) ?

Bonus points for replacing the tattoos with basketball related stuff, like "shoot", "dribble", "run", "stop" and, of course, "fail in the playoffs" somewhere less obvious/visible at a quick glance.

I wanted to do this for months, but I just don't have the skills

QueenOfFairies wrote:I still want to see his REAL SAT scores...

why? he plays basketball for a living. no one ever says "let's see Steve Job' vertical leap"

"let's see how fast Ryan Reynolds can run the mile"

DrVanNostrand wrote:He's got the charisma of a fire hydrant.

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GetMoney wrote:

QueenOfFairies wrote:I still want to see his REAL SAT scores...

why? he plays basketball for a living. no one ever says "let's see Steve Job' vertical leap"

"let's see how fast Ryan Reynolds can run the mile"

You'd be impressed to see Bill Gates' vertical.
Can't access youtube from work, but if someone wants to post it, search for bill gates chair jump.

DrVanNostrand wrote:He's got the charisma of a fire hydrant.

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As a fire hydrant, I feel insulted.

Of course a bulls fan mod was gonna lock that thread on the gb. They are the worst mods on the entire site by far

i actually thought it was funny lol, i mean who else was he gonna say when they asked him that? Everyone and their mother knows its lebron, but of course hes going to say himself. Not a big deal.

Derick Rose has it all except a championship.

LMAO.

HeatDaChamps wrote:i actually thought it was funny lol, i mean who else was he gonna say when they asked him that? Everyone and their mother knows its lebron, but of course hes going to say himself. Not a big deal.

If everyone KNOWS it's Lebron, then it's stupid to say anything else.
Just say Lebron. It won't diminish you as a player.
Then you can say you are gunning for the top.

It's funny to see Bulls fans going "nothing wrong with it, shows confidence", but if Lebron said it .... "OMG, he's so egotistical, he should be more humble". And by "funny" I mean they're hypocritical idiots.

DrVanNostrand wrote:He's got the charisma of a fire hydrant.

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At least a Fire Hydrant never breaks down when you need it. Dum Dum Tisk.


"He plays for your Chicago Bulls. At Guard , 2 Feet 1 Inch, From Michigan Warehouse Academy , Fire Hydrant!".



"Wooooo". " Ahhhhhh".

"All right gang here is the game plan. For the First Quarter we going heavy in the post, we giving the Fire Hydrant the green light". "He is going to make it rain on them ok". "Lets do this".

LOL wish I could help my HEATLES brothers out there in the general board

But the BULL$hit mod did me wrong

BULL$HIT fans actually believe Rose is better than DURANT,

SweetTouch wrote:LOL wish I could help my HEATLES brothers out there in the general board

But the BULL$hit mod did me wrong

BULL$HIT fans actually believe Rose is better than DURANT,

Durant plays games through the pain through. No crying from him.

I was surprised to see that thread get locked. It was just a bunch of back and forth when that mod said that peeps were being childish and locked it. As a Bulls mod he should have stayed away. Now he looks resentful.

DayofMourning wrote:I was surprised to see that thread get locked. It was just a bunch of back and forth when that mod said that peeps were being childish and locked it. As a Bulls mod he should have stayed away. Now he looks resentful.

I wasn't surprised. That guy is a douchebag and a homer.
There were no personal attacks (as far as I have seen) and even the Rose mocking was relatively tame.
Sure, Rose was compared to Monta Ellis, but it could have been much worse. He could have been compared with Marbury.

But of course the light mocking upset his delicate sensibilities, so he had to lock the thread.
I wonder how many threads that were attacking Lebron he has closed. Probably zero, since Lebron's haters are not childish, they are obviously very objective and sane people that just happen to have the same ideas and him.

TL;DR: f those guys. They leave a trail of butthurt wherever they go.

truthiness wrote:

DayofMourning wrote:I was surprised to see that thread get locked. It was just a bunch of back and forth when that mod said that peeps were being childish and locked it. As a Bulls mod he should have stayed away. Now he looks resentful.

I wasn't surprised. That guy is a douchebag and a homer.
There were no personal attacks (as far as I have seen) and even the Rose mocking was relatively tame.
Sure, Rose was compared to Monta Ellis, but it could have been much worse. He could have been compared with Marbury.

But of course the light mocking upset his delicate sensibilities, so he had to lock the thread.
I wonder how many threads that were attacking Lebron he has closed. Probably zero, since Lebron's haters are not childish, they are obviously very objective and sane people that just happen to have the same ideas and him.

TL;DR: f those guys. They leave a trail of butthurt wherever they go.

There's a new one out there on the GB now, so you're free to go in there and trash Rose if you want.