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PG: Heat>Pistons: Juwan Howard Is Getting Laid Tonight! 

Post#1 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 4:06 am

HEAT WIN BAY BAY!

Get yo hoola hoops out time to partay!
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After being humiliated in April, Brandon Jennings returned to Miami a new man. Brandon had dropped the antlers and decided to get all cylinders rolling and become a Piston. As a man who had dropped his antlers Brandon was gunning to teach Dwyane Wade a lesson for blinking at his comments about beating the Heat last year. Because of that Mr. Wade ran off into the abyss when the Pistons came to town. On December 3rd Brandon got his revenge as Wade watched from the side, each time not being able to look Brandon in the eye, afraid that Jennings would blink at him, a sign of things coming around. At the conclusion of this game LeBron begged Wade to take the Kobe max and return shouting to media outlets. With such endorsments from LeBron, Wade began training harder and harder and on December 7th returned against the timberwolves. Saving his gas Wade put on a mini clinic of what is to come tomorrow. Yes that is right, Wade and the Heat are coming to visit the pistons. What will happen? Who knows, but i for one do not want to miss it. Also Bosh will try to control Drummond then ya'll complainers can go back to hiding :lol:

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THE PISTONS....
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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#2 » by MisterHibachi » Sun Dec 8, 2013 4:35 am

This is hilarious. Good job OP.

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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#3 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 5:27 am

Thank you :)
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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#4 » by HEAT111 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 5:53 am

This team needs to win every game in order for me to read these hilarious stories. This is a great idea lol.
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Post#5 » by ssenbonzakura » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:02 am

Lol this is good
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Post#6 » by OtW » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:21 am

HEAT.

PLEASE WIN TO KEEP THESE THREAD ROLLING AND ME ROLLING LMAOOOO. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post#7 » by Sn0wman » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:40 am

Should be a good match, Drummond will be hard to contain, dude is balling right now
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Post#8 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 6:55 am

Sn0wman wrote:Should be a good match, Drummond will be hard to contain, dude is balling right now


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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#9 » by whitehops » Sun Dec 8, 2013 7:00 am

I honestly have a feeling we're gonna lost this one, don't know why.


hoping it's a good game!
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Post#10 » by Sn0wman » Sun Dec 8, 2013 7:02 am

ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Sn0wman wrote:Should be a good match, Drummond will be hard to contain, dude is balling right now


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OP is a cootah
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Post#11 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 7:03 am

whitehops wrote:I honestly have a feeling we're gonna lost this one, don't know why.


hoping it's a good game!


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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#12 » by ReturnofMVP3 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 7:03 am

Sn0wman wrote:
ReturnofMVP3 wrote:
Sn0wman wrote:Should be a good match, Drummond will be hard to contain, dude is balling right now


Do you like cooter?

OP is a cootah


You missed the great offtopic board battle with the inside hoop posters..


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Post#13 » by xMADEinDADEx » Sun Dec 8, 2013 8:27 am

I'm all in.


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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#14 » by Gwynplaine » Sun Dec 8, 2013 8:41 am

Don't Suck. Just win please.
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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#15 » by homecourtloss » Sun Dec 8, 2013 8:48 am

In b4 Drummond's 26 rebounds.

Also, chuckers Jennings and Josh Smith are shooting below 40% respectively. Expect them to hit 9 threes between them.
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Post#16 » by DefenseWins » Sun Dec 8, 2013 9:18 am

Should post this pic of Joel instead

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Post#17 » by LBJ-ITALY » Sun Dec 8, 2013 10:30 am

Lets see if Bosh can man up and grabs some rebounds! it was too easy vs a less Love Minnesota !
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Post#18 » by xMADEinDADEx » Sun Dec 8, 2013 10:43 am

Focus on rebounding like today, and we'll be just fine.

Usually when we focus on rebounds our defense becomes a whole lot better ;)


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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#19 » by AlexCRO » Sun Dec 8, 2013 12:38 pm

This is a funny game thread. anyway lets try to remain competitive on the boards this game. multiple efforts on the glass and energy. GO HEAT
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Re: Game Thread: Miami Heat @ Bankrupt City 

Post#20 » by Tony15 » Sun Dec 8, 2013 1:45 pm

After getting worked by them last time, I think we'll find a way to pull this out. As long as we maintain our focus on the boards, I like our chances against anyone.....


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