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Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:14 pm
by dancing2thabeet
Since I cooled down a bit from yesterdays beatdown, I decided to lighten the mood of this darkened season a bit by lighting up a beasley (doobie) and starting up a new forum game called What, Why, When, Who and How. The rules are simple. First person asks a "how to save a Miami Heat season or what the bleep is wrong with our team" related question. Next person answers it and posts another question and so on and so forth. If you feel like certain questions deserve to be discussed further, you may do that too.
Questions can be anything, ranging from serious inquiries about FAs and CBA to funny questions or just random shower thoughts you would like some insight to. Answers can be the same, serious or sarcastic. No green font required!
I'll start.
When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:20 pm
by RexBoyWonder
dancing2thabeet wrote:
When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
2038.
Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:26 pm
by Lord Hades
RexBoyWonder wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:
When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
2038.
Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?
Because we're being punished for something.
When the hell does Dwyane get back?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:29 pm
by QUIZ
Lord Hades wrote:RexBoyWonder wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:
When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
2038.
Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?
Because we're being punished for something.
When the hell does Dwyane get back?
After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 5:50 pm
by Paz
qjz123 wrote:Lord Hades wrote:RexBoyWonder wrote:
2038.
Why does Norris Cole exist in this world?
Because we're being punished for something.
When the hell does Dwyane get back?
After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?
Half brain, whole weed addiction.
Who will be our PG savior?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:23 pm
by dancing2thabeet
Paz wrote:qjz123 wrote:Lord Hades wrote:Because we're being punished for something.
When the hell does Dwyane get back?
After the All star break.
Why did Beasley bust?
Half brain, whole weed addiction.
Who will be our PG savior?
Dwyane Wade
How much will we have to pay Whiteside in 2016?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:33 pm
by JLop
Pretty close to 20 million. What are the chances that this team is in tank mode without knowing it? Because right now, with 5 more losses and we are at the top 6 of the list.
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 6:44 pm
by Paz
The chances are middling because we play in the east and the chances we are going to be in the playoffs are higher than the lottery alternative.
How is Whiteside going to be getting paid $20m when his 2 year vet max is around $14m?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 7:05 pm
by JLop
You should of ask why instead of how. And the answer is because in the year 2016 the salary cap will see a huge rise and therefore the players' salary will be increased. If Whiteside signs a new contract on the next season, then he will receive a paycheck around 14 million.
When do you think we are going to lose again? If we lose just one more game, then we could be at the top 12 of the 2015 NBA Mock Draft list. And with some luck in the lottery, this could be enough for us to keep the pick.
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 7:57 pm
by delanka
dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)
according his distinguished career,

will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years
2017
When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:20 pm
by dancing2thabeet
delanka wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)
according his distinguished career,

will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years
2017
Yeah, we've talked about that a few days ago

You forgot to ask a question tho!
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:32 pm
by HEAT111
delanka wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:When do you think our assistant coach Keith "not so" Smart gets fired?
Keith Smart
2000–2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (assistant)
2003 Cleveland Cavaliers (head coach)
2003–2010 Golden State Warriors (assistant)
2010–2011 Golden State Warriors (head coach)
2011–2012 Sacramento Kings (assistant)
2012–2013 Sacramento Kings (head coach)
2014–present Miami Heat (assistant)
according his distinguished career,

will be Heat's next head coach (2015/2016) and will be fired in 2 years
2017
Oh no, more unfortunate junk.
How long do you guys think we will be stuck like this?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:37 pm
by goodboy
Paz wrote:The chances are middling because we play in the east and the chances we are going to be in the playoffs are higher than the lottery alternative.
How is Whiteside going to be getting paid $20m when his 2 year vet max is around $14m?
Under the table extra 6 mill for making us fans watch horrendous basketball this season aside for Hassan himself.
During trade deadline, who will we get? who gets shifted? do we get anything?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:43 pm
by delanka
dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!
Thats true
When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:45 pm
by QUIZ
delanka wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!
Thats true
When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?
When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.
Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 8:52 pm
by Paz
qjz123 wrote:delanka wrote:dancing2thabeet wrote:You forgot to ask a question tho!
Thats true
When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?
When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.
Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?
Because games are hard.
When will Spo get this offense under control?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 9:44 pm
by Sgt P
Paz wrote:qjz123 wrote:delanka wrote:Thats true
When will Erik Spoelstra get banned from coaching in the league?
When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.
Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?
Because games are hard.
When will Spo get this offense under control?
Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..
Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 10:57 pm
by IggieCC
Sgt P wrote:Paz wrote:qjz123 wrote:When Micky his son and Riley leave the team… so never.
Why is everybody playing this game incorrectly?
Because games are hard.
When will Spo get this offense under control?
Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..
Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --
Yes, we can.

Where can I meet this gal? I would like to marry her.

Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 11:02 pm
by HEYMANQueHoraEs
IggieCC wrote:Sgt P wrote:Paz wrote:
Because games are hard.
When will Spo get this offense under control?
Spo will get the offensve under control 10 days after our last game --- can't wait for pre-season..
Can we really jusge Spo so far this year given a>Injuries & b>Lack of Guard Talent --
Yes, we can.

Where can I meet this gal? I would like to marry her.

In my dreams.
Whats uglier, Cole's haircut or Granger putting the ball on the floor?
Re: Welcome to the new forum game!
Posted: Wed Feb 4, 2015 11:11 pm
by Paz
Cole's haircut.
How many wins are we going to have this year?