Hassan Whiteside: Road To The Max

RJM · Post #1 » by **RJM** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 10:49 am

Enso wrote:We need a new thread for Hassan

Agreed. Here we are.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjklvLfEYg[/youtube]

President Whiteside was elected earlier this season after a rousing debate against his Chicago-based opponent.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Eiq7K6pl8[/youtube]

He dunks on victims.

Spoiler:

He rejects their futile attempts at success.

Spoiler:

He even outplays max centers in Los Angeles.

Spoiler:

Hassan Whiteside is primed to deliver a fantastic season in 2015-16, and we want him here long term.

Spoiler:

More of this is coming. Be afraid, world.

Nicknames: The Great Whiteside, Big Hass, President Whiteside, The Minister of Defense, That Big Bastard, Baby Zo, God, BRIGHTside, @YoungWhiteside, etc.

Rich2Hassan · Post #2 » by **Rich2Hassan** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 10:56 am

Hassan Continues.

Bishop45 · Post #3 » by **Bishop45** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:04 am

RJM wrote:
Agreed. Here we are.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjklvLfEYg[/youtube]

Brodie this might be worse than the Porzingis song lmao

RexBoyWonder · Post #4 » by **RexBoyWonder** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:08 am

Taj Gibson's life will never be the same after Hassan happened to him.

Bishop45 · Post #5 » by **Bishop45** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:15 am

The Hassassain, the Great Hassassain, The Roughside, lord of his home, the darkside...

Post #6 » by **QUIZ** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 11:53 am

The thread should be called Hassan Whiteside II: Road to the Max.

Post #7 » by **IggieCC** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 12:03 pm

Best center we had since Big ZiZi.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ObEWvF01V0[/youtube]

RJM · Post #8 » by **RJM** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 12:39 pm

qjz123 wrote:The thread should be called Hassan Whiteside II: Road to the Max.

That's the third movie.

Mars · Post #9 » by **Mars** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 12:58 pm

Noodle Arm · Post #10 » by **Noodle Arm** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 2:01 pm

2 Hassan 2 Furious

HIF · Post #11 » by **HIF** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 2:15 pm

Why all the bigging up of Hassan, he can't even get on the Summer league court?

Heat_Fan_87 · Post #12 » by **Heat_Fan_87** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 3:50 pm

Whiteside has the potential to be the best center in the league next season. he basically was for the 2nd half of last year.

BenoUdrihFTL · Post #13 » by **BenoUdrihFTL** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 5:55 pm

Just reviewing his #s from last season

11.8 ppg - 10.0 rpg - 2.6 bpg - .628 fg% - 23.8 mpg

Even if doesn't improve his game and just gets 36 mins instead of 24, here's his #s:

17.8 ppg - 15.2 rpg - 3.9 bpg - .628 fg%

That's easily the best center in the NBA

His advanced stats were simply absurd:

117 ORtg
97 DRtg
26.2 PER
.221 WS/48
25.4 Reb%
9.2 Blk%

Maroko · Post #14 » by **Maroko** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:14 pm

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women :lol:

HIF · Post #15 » by **HIF** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:26 pm

Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night. :wink:

Rapaz · Post #16 » by **Rapaz** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:30 pm

HIF wrote:
Spoiler:
Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

You slept with Wilt last night?

HIF · Post #17 » by **HIF** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 6:50 pm

Rapaz wrote:
HIF wrote:
Spoiler:
Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

You slept with Wilt last night?

After the 20,000 I must admit it began to wilt. :oops:

Magic Boo · Post #18 » by **Magic Boo** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:24 pm

Calling it now: He will make the all star team this year. Along with D-Wade.

RJM · Post #19 » by **RJM** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:35 pm

Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

RexBoyWonder · Post #20 » by **RexBoyWonder** » Mon Jul 6, 2015 7:54 pm

RJM wrote:
Maroko wrote:
Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain

I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.