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Enso wrote:We need a new thread for Hassan

Agreed. Here we are.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjklvLfEYg[/youtube]

President Whiteside was elected earlier this season after a rousing debate against his Chicago-based opponent.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Eiq7K6pl8[/youtube]

He dunks on victims.



He rejects their futile attempts at success.



He even outplays max centers in Los Angeles.



Hassan Whiteside is primed to deliver a fantastic season in 2015-16, and we want him here long term.



More of this is coming. Be afraid, world.

Nicknames: The Great Whiteside, Big Hass, President Whiteside, The Minister of Defense, That Big Bastard, Baby Zo, God, BRIGHTside, @YoungWhiteside, etc.

Hassan Continues.

RJM wrote:
Agreed. Here we are.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjklvLfEYg[/youtube]

Brodie this might be worse than the Porzingis song lmao

Taj Gibson's life will never be the same after Hassan happened to him.

The Hassassain, the Great Hassassain, The Roughside, lord of his home, the darkside...

The thread should be called Hassan Whiteside II: Road to the Max.

Best center we had since Big ZiZi.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ObEWvF01V0[/youtube]

qjz123 wrote:The thread should be called Hassan Whiteside II: Road to the Max.

That's the third movie.

2 Hassan 2 Furious

Whiteside has the potential to be the best center in the league next season. he basically was for the 2nd half of last year.

Just reviewing his #s from last season

11.8 ppg - 10.0 rpg - 2.6 bpg - .628 fg% - 23.8 mpg

Even if doesn't improve his game and just gets 36 mins instead of 24, here's his #s:

17.8 ppg - 15.2 rpg - 3.9 bpg - .628 fg%

That's easily the best center in the NBA

His advanced stats were simply absurd:

117 ORtg
97 DRtg
26.2 PER
.221 WS/48
25.4 Reb%
9.2 Blk%

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Maroko wrote:

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

HIF wrote:

Spoiler:

Maroko wrote:

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

You slept with Wilt last night?

Rapaz wrote:

HIF wrote:

Spoiler:

Maroko wrote:
Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

Reminds me of last night.

You slept with Wilt last night?

After the 20,000 I must admit it began to wilt.

Calling it now: He will make the all star team this year. Along with D-Wade.

Maroko wrote:

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

RJM wrote:

Maroko wrote:

Mars wrote:

Damn he looks like a young Wilt Chamberlain



I wish him the same career but not sure he could "sleep" with more 20,000 women

This is extremely possible in Miami. Not even exaggerating.

3 new hoes a week is ALOT, considering away games, early practices, workouts and such.

6666 weeks = 1666 monthes = 138 years.

Even with Viagra, probably not happening. Even 10G seems unrealistic.