Miami @ Houston, 2/15 8:00 PM ET

[gom]

Your Miami Heat travel to Houston for the last game before the All-Star Break. We have now lost two in a row and look lost on the floor. We need the All-Star Break more than most teams I’m afraid.

Our starting lineup:

Starting five:




Goran Dragic
Dion Waiters
Rod McGruder
Luke Babbitt
Hassan Whiteside


The Miami Heat

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dragic’s #1 fan:

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Here are the rockets:





Their defense:




Our tactical strategy:



Our historical record with the Rockets:

30-29 - we have a one-game lead.
We are 10-17 in Houston. 20-12 at home.
We won our last game in Miami in January.
We have a 3-game losing streak playing in Houston.
Our longest streak against Houston was 8 games ending in 2000.
Theirs was the 11-game streak that ended in 1995.




Here’s where we stand in the playoff race:

7. Chicago (26-29)
8. Detroit (26-30)
9. Milwaukee (24-30)
10. Charlotte (24-31)
11. Miami (24-32)

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Miami still plays:

1: Hou (a), Cle (h, a, h)
2: Atl (a), Ind (h, a), Cha (h, a), Tor (h, h, a), Boston (a), Detroit (a), Denver (h), Was (a, h)
3: New Orleans (h), Portland (h), New York (a, h)
4: Orl (h, a), Dal (a), Phi (h), Minn (h), Pho (h),

Chicago still plays:

1: Cleveland (a, h), Golden State (h), Clippers (h), Houston (h),
2: Toronto (h, a, a), Boston (h), Detroit (a, h), Charlotte (a), Memphis (h), Washington (a), Utah (h), Denver (h), Atlanta (h)
3: Milwaukee (a), New Orleans (a), New York (a)
4: Brooklyn (a, h), Phoenix (h), Philadelphia (h,a), Orlando (a, h)

Detroit still plays:

1: Cleveland (h,a), Houston (a)
2: Charlotte (h), Boston (h), Chicago (h, a), Indiana (a), Utah (h), Toronto (h, h), Memphis (a), Washington (h)
3: Milwaukee (a, a), Portland (h), New Orleans (a), New York (h, a), Miami (h)
4: Dallas (h), Philadelphia (a), Phoenix (h), Brooklyn (a), Orlando (a, a), Brooklyn (h)


Charlotte still plays:

1: Clippers (a), Cle (h)
2: Tor (a, a), Det (a), Indiana (h, a), Chi (h), Was (h, a), Atl (h, a), OKC (a), Bos (H)
3: Sac (a), Denver (a), h, Mia (a, h), New Orleans (h), Milwaukee (h, a)
4: Phi (h), Lakers (a), Pho (a, h), Orl (h, a)


Milwaukee still plays:

1: Cle (a), Clippers (h, a), Golden State (a)
2: Det (h, h), Utah (h), Den (h), Toronto (h), Indiana (h, a), Memphis (a), Atlanta (h), Chicago (h), Cha (a, h), Boston (a, a), OKC (a)
3: New York (h), Minnesota (h), Portland (a), Sacramento (a)
4: Brk (a), Pho (h), Phi (a, a), Lakers (a), Dallas

This is how the game will play out:




Good Luck Charms:

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Win:





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All Star Break is Coming, Fellows. Make It Memorable:

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[Chalm Down]

In?

[Bishop45]

in, Haven't first paged in like a month

[contract]

Is this legal?

[Bishop45]

Is this legal?

Breaking all the rules, is he. Complete gomination

[Crazomali]

Is this legal?

is gom part of your crew?

[NBADraft2003]

Automatic L, phuck me up already.

[QUIZ]

In for the L's. Take us gom gom.

[Crazomali]

in, Haven't first paged in like a month

[Rich2Hassan]

[gom]

In for the L's. Take us gom gom.

0-3 so far this year, so...

[Dennis Reynolds]

in, Haven't first paged in like a month

Same here. 1st page here I come!

[contract]

gom's like ...

[contract]

Is this legal?

is gom part of your crew?

I've lost track of what crew I'm in. Just as I'm getting off the tank, everyone else is hopping back on. Nothing makes sense anymore.

[MettaWorldPanda]

[Wolfy1983]

Is gom the Tank whisperer?

[Rich2Hassan]

Is this legal?

is gom part of your crew?

I've lost track of what crew I'm in. Just as I'm getting off the tank, everyone else is hopping back on. Nothing makes sense anymore.

Yep. Just when i advise Team Tank to put they're support behind Team Streak, they shaft us. I'm closing registration for the Tank team, and deporting all immigrants out. President, N8 Trump.

[FlashFlare]

i so confused

[IggieCC]

i suppose gom deserves another chance

[Wolfy1983]

i so confused

I thought u perished in Philly?