Miami Heat @ Dallas 2/27/2017 8:30 PM

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Your Miami Heat will travel to Dallas to play the Mavericks. Monday, 2/27/2017, 8:30 EDT



Starting line-up:

Goran Dragic - Dion Waiters - Rod McGruder - Luke Babbitt - Hassan Whiteside

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Bench: Tyler Johnson, Josh Richardson, Wayne Ellington, Okaro White, James Johnson, Udonis Haslem

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Injured: Chris Bosh (blood clots), Justise Winslow (shoulder), Josh McRoberts (foot), Willie Reed (questionable - calf strain)

Versus the Dallas Mavericks:

I don't know what a Maverick is, so I'll use Sarah Palin's porn double to represent them.
She wrote a book called Maverick. Mark Cuban and Dirk are the real Mavericks though.




Our Retrospective:

Miami has a 3-game winning streak.
Miami has won 16 of its last 18 games.

Miami and Dallas have split 60 regular-season games.


We’ve also split two finals series. 6-6 in post season, 4-2 in our first series, 2-4 in our second. We are 4-2 in finals games in Miami and 2-4 in Dallas.

Miami also has a 3-game winning streak against the Mavericks.
We have won 10 of our last 11 regular season games against the Mavericks.

We are 14-15 in regular season games in Dallas and 16-15 in Miami.
We are 2-3 in overtime games, 2-1 in Miami, 1-2 in Dallas.

We get to play against Nerlens Noel... again.



My prediction about how the game will go:



How I wish it would go:



How about a pussy pic?

Spoiler:

Charms:

Spoiler:

Two delightful brasileiras:

And that's about it for now! Let's get this win.

[IggieCC]

let me in

[goodboy]

no gif no socks

[MettaWorldPanda]

In. Phuck Iggie first

[goodboy]

loss, they got mos's fav player

[Chalm Down]

[Dr_Heat]

IN

[Wolfy1983]

Pelifan having another rough night.

Oh...in!

[MettaWorldPanda]

Pelifan having another rough night.

Oh...in!

Watch on YouTube

[FlashFlare]

In

We still winning

2017 NBA Champs incominheeeeeeeeeeee

[leoshes]

I feel like i'm on bizzaro world but i still love it.

[NBADraft2003]

[MettaWorldPanda]

Hassan vs Nerlens again.

[MettaWorldPanda]

Most likely looking at Weed being out for this game at minimum. We should be able to survive with JJ at small ball 5 and plenty of Okaro White at the 4. Dallas has nothing at center behind Noel and Dirk is essentially the backup 5. Need J Rich now more then ever to shave off those braids and give us quality minutes at SF.

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Most likely looking at Weed being out for this game at minimum. We should be able to survive with JJ at small ball 5 and plenty of Okaro White at the 4. Dallas has nothing at center behind Noel and Dirk is essentially the backup 5. Need J Rich now more then ever to shave off those braids and give us quality minutes at SF.

Let him keep his braids. What is it with you guys?

Enjoy your hair. It's not forever (at least for some of us.)

[MettaWorldPanda]

Most likely looking at Weed being out for this game at minimum. We should be able to survive with JJ at small ball 5 and plenty of Okaro White at the 4. Dallas has nothing at center behind Noel and Dirk is essentially the backup 5. Need J Rich now more then ever to shave off those braids and give us quality minutes at SF.

Let him keep his braids. What is it with you guys?

[Chalm Down]

Dallas quietly been playing well lately. Never underestimate Jim Carrey.

[MettaWorldPanda]

Dallas quietly been playing well lately. Never underestimate Jim Carrey.

I think we match up well with them. I was worried about weed being out but they lack depth in the front court. JJ Barea also hurt which is a huge plus. That little bastard always comes back to haunt us. Hassan just needs to stay out of foul trouble and we good. The moment we have to reach deep for UD that spells trouble.

[gom]

Dallas quietly been playing well lately. Never underestimate Jim Carrey.

I think we match up well with them. I was worried about weed being out but they lack depth in the front court. JJ Barea also hurt which is a huge plus. That little bastard always comes back to haunt us. Hassan just needs to stay out of foul trouble and we good. The moment we have to reach deep for UD that spells trouble.

UD is just waiting for the call. He'll come through for us. Willie Reed will be back by the time we play Orlando.

Mavs just signed Justise's buddy Quinn Cook. Remember? We scouted him.

[MettaWorldPanda]

Dallas quietly been playing well lately. Never underestimate Jim Carrey.

I think we match up well with them. I was worried about weed being out but they lack depth in the front court. JJ Barea also hurt which is a huge plus. That little bastard always comes back to haunt us. Hassan just needs to stay out of foul trouble and we good. The moment we have to reach deep for UD that spells trouble.

UD is just waiting for the call. He'll come through for us. Willie Reed will be back by the time we play Orlando.

Mavs just signed Justise's buddy Quinn Cook. Remember? We scouted him.

Not so sure about Weed being back for the Orlando game. Calf strains can be tricky. Depends on the grade. Barea has been out almost two weeks with a calf strain. Oh yeah. I saw they just signed Cook. We did discuss him a while back when i was talking about trading for Tyus Jones. In regards to Haslem. I think if we are desperate he has always done a good job on Dirk.