bored of the rings-the harvard lampoon wrote:â€śDo you like what you doth see . . . ?â€ť said the voluptuous elf-maiden as she provocatively parted the folds of her robe to reveal the rounded, shadowy glories within. Fritoâ€™s throat was dry, though his head reeled with desire and ale. She slipped off the flimsy garment and strode toward the fascinated boggie unashamed of her nakedness. She ran a perfect hand along his hairy toes, and he helplessly watched them curl with the fierce insistent wanting of her. â€śLet me make thee more comfortable,â€ť she whispered hoarsely, fiddling with the clasps of his jerkin, loosening his sword belt with a laugh. â€śTouch me, oh touch me,â€ť she crooned. Fritoâ€™s hand, as though of its own will, reached out and traced the delicate swelling of her elf-breast, while the other slowly crept around her tiny, flawless waist, crushing her to his barrel chest. â€śToes, I love hairy toes,â€ť she moaned, forcing him down on the silvered carpet. Her tiny, pink toes caressed the luxuriant fur of his instep while Fritoâ€™s nose sought out the warmth of her precious elf-navel. â€śBut Iâ€™m so small and hairy, and . . . and youâ€™re so beautiful,â€ť Frito whimpered, slipping clumsily out of his crossed garters. The elf-maiden said nothing, but only sighed deep in her throat and held him more firmly to her faunlike body. â€śThere is one thing you must do for me first,â€ť she whispered into one tufted ear. â€śAnything,â€ť sobbed Frito, growing frantic with his need. â€śAnything!â€ť She closed her eyes and then opened them to the ceiling. â€śThe Ring,â€ť she said. â€śI must have your Ring.â€ť Fritoâ€™s whole body tensed. â€śOh no,â€ť he cried, â€śnot that! Anything but . . . that.â€ť â€śI must have it,â€ť she said both tenderly and fiercely. â€śI must have the Ring!â€ť Fritoâ€™s eyes blurred with tears and confusion. â€śI canâ€™t,â€ť he said. â€śI mustnâ€™t!â€ť But he knew resolve was no longer strong in him. Slowly, the elf-maidenâ€™s hand inched toward the chain in his vest pocket, closer and closer it came to the Ring Frito had guarded so faithfully . .â€ť
I had this random thought when I considered the Trailblazers after tonight's win.