Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

[Grumpy Heat Fan]

- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?

[Spacely]

I’m looking at pure beauty

[Enso]

amazing lol

[Rapaz]

This is erotic.

[KingDavid]

"Memorial Day Massacre"

Wow, that's a good one.

[Enso]

“I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****”

Lol

[Vertical Limit]

“Did Caleb just hit a Kobe fadeaway”.. i said it against the Knicks series that he is looking like Kobe lol

[Vertical Limit]

“Did Caleb just hit a Kobe fadeaway”.. i said it against the Knicks series that he is looking like Kobe lol

[DayofMourning]

Boston fans dont realiza that any day of the week an NBA player will smoke your ass. Kobe fadeaway? Nope. NBA fadeaway.

[insfo]

Didn't go through GTs 4-6, so what were the funny things our fans said? Even better, after that loss to ATL in playin game #1

[El Alonzo scowl]

[heatlejuice]

this is poetry. thanks for putting it together Grumpy

[RexBoyWonder]

Watch on YouTube

;t=76s

[vanhowell]

- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?

This just made my day even better

[Wiltside]

10/10 thread. Would read again.

[eddieheatfan]

10/10 thread. Would read again.

the video alone is just fun fun

[Wiltside]

Watch on YouTube

;t=76s

Just hook this directly to my VEINS

[CanesHeatFins]

Spoiler:

- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?

OMG...Easily the best post I've ever saw. Thanks for finding all of that.

"Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin"....this comment laid me out

[Heat3]

"**** you and your twin"

collateral damage

"This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami"

Funny cause you know as much as they hate him now they'll call him a traitor if he comes here

[Dainis]

My favorite quotes are: "Who is Caleb Martin? Why did he **** on us?" and "[We paid] 600 dollars for 82 points."