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Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 3:59 pm
by Grumpy Heat Fan
- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:13 pm
by Spacely
I’m looking at pure beauty

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:15 pm
by Enso
amazing lol

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:34 pm
by Rapaz
This is erotic.

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:52 pm
by KingDavid
"Memorial Day Massacre"

Wow, that's a good one.

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 4:58 pm
by Enso
“I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****”

Lol

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 5:11 pm
by Vertical Limit
“Did Caleb just hit a Kobe fadeaway”.. i said it against the Knicks series that he is looking like Kobe lol

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 5:12 pm
by Vertical Limit
“Did Caleb just hit a Kobe fadeaway”.. i said it against the Knicks series that he is looking like Kobe lol

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 5:40 pm
by DayofMourning
Boston fans dont realiza that any day of the week an NBA player will smoke your ass. Kobe fadeaway? Nope. NBA fadeaway.

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 5:44 pm
by insfo
Didn't go through GTs 4-6, so what were the funny things our fans said? Even better, after that loss to ATL in playin game #1 :lol:

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 7:00 pm
by El Alonzo scowl
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Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 7:28 pm
by heatlejuice
this is poetry. thanks for putting it together Grumpy

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 8:08 pm
by RexBoyWonder

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Tue May 30, 2023 8:59 pm
by vanhowell
Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?



This just made my day even better :lol: :lol:

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 3:26 am
by Wiltside
10/10 thread. Would read again.

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 3:42 am
by eddieheatfan
Wiltside wrote:10/10 thread. Would read again.
the video alone is just fun fun

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 3:47 am
by Wiltside
RexBoyWonder wrote:;t=76s


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Just hook this directly to my VEINS

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 4:18 am
by CanesHeatFins
Spoiler:
Grumpy Heat Fan wrote:- Trade smart and brown for martin

- No one expected Martin to turn into Ray Allen.

- Hoping refs keep it close and then Celtics catch fire.

- If we can trade brown for c martin we'd win by fifty.. But no round is second all team n b a player making three hundred million dollars..

- Huge shot by Jimmy son of a bitch..

- Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin

- Can't believe this bitch ass team is going to lose to **** Gabe Vincent and Caleb **** Martin

- The most annoying thing about the Heat is if they advance they are going to go back to shooting like 10% from 3 against Denver.

- You think we can beat Caleb Jordan? Pathetic how we let this guy roll over us.

- **** if Caleb Martin is going to be Michael Jordan all playoffs at some point you just got to tip your cap.

- Did Caleb Martin just hit a Kobe fadeaway. This Bs shotmaking by him

- ZONE ZONE **** ZONE do the heat play any other defense. Even if we win the Nuggets will be playing zone against us too

-The Himmy Butler overhyping nonsense after this game will be unbearable. Please Denver kick their asses back to Miami

- Let's go White!

- White bringing it

- Derrick White vs Caleb Martin

- **** Caleb Martin

- I’m so over Jaylen

- Tatum and brown are **** soft. Keep jacking up 3’s lol

- I am officially done with Brown. Supermax?? Brown belongs *in* a supermax.

- I guess C Martin is Jordan's son..

- Omfg.... If Martin would stop being prime Kobe, that would be great.

- Just dont pass to JB and we might have a chance!

- Jimmy and Bam really wants us to win this game but Caleb is like nah, I got you. ****.

- WHEN THE **** DID CALEB MARTIN GET LIKE THIS?

- Outta nowhere this guy is playing on another level lmao

- White needs to play the rest of the game. Just let White cook.

- Jaylen Brown is the Joe Mazzulla of basketball players.

- **** that ref that's a Heat fan.

- Caleb Martin did a voodoo ritual to summon Kobe Bryant

- I'd legit trade Brown for Martin

- How did we get to the **** point where Caleb **** Martin is better than Jaylen brown. **** **** Jaylen

- Caleb freaking martin is like 45% from 3 for the playoffs. **** this guy.

- Can’t wait for Martin to return to a scrub against Denver.

- Man, i always argue MJ is the goat over lebron. Turns out I was way off, its Caleb Martin apparently

- Brown with 5 turnovers and counting. This is how All-NBA plays.

- Brown you stupid son of a bitch. I want you gone tomorrow, I don't want to see your stupid ass **** face ever again.

- Jaylen MURDERING us

- I really can't understand why the Celtics are still defending Caleb Martin like a scrub. He is the Heat's best player.

- Embarrassing to not have a single player that is better than Martin on our home floor. JB making All NBA was a fraud.

- We should've signed Caleb Martin instead of Gallo.

- Humiliated by Caleb Martin. Should have lost game 6.

- wtf, Caleb Martin never misses a shot.

- This is one of the fakest role player performance I have ever seen

- Caleb Bryant

- Jaylen Brown is our modern day Antoine Walker.

- Hear me out. Pat is around 100 years old. Call him at night, and trade Brown for Martin and hope Pat is lucid dreaming at the time.

- Getting torched by a scrub. The WHOLE series.

- I guess we're just gonna let caleb martin eliminate us.

- Memorial Day Massacre rn

- Jokic **** his pants right now at the thought of Caleb **** Martin coming at him with full steam.

- I wish all the worst for Caleb Martin from now until the end of his dies. Piece of ****.

- Brown turnover again! Martin scoring again! Someone kill me!!

- Jaylen brown absolutely sucks my guys. Put his stuff in a box outside the arena and tell him to never come back.

- F*** y** and anyone who picks Brown and pays this man three hundred f****** million dollars..

- This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami

- JAYLEN IS 6-18 WITH 7 TURNOVERS AND CALEB MARTIN IS **** US IN THE ASS. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

- Three hundred million dollars I will say this once for every turn over he get

- **** YOU JAYLEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF ****

- I think we can cut this lead down to 8 before the 5th quarter.

- **** the Heat. **** Miami. Denver in 4.

- Joe Mazzulla is the Jaylen Brown of Coaches.

- Duncan front runner robinson

- Even their bench scrub is clowning us. **** you Robinson.

- Caleb Martin is better than Brown

- Spo is a menace for taking that TO up double digits, lol.

- Why the hell are Heat starters in the game?


:lol: OMG...Easily the best post I've ever saw. Thanks for finding all of that.

"Caleb Martin is gonna shoot like 30% in the finals. This is such a **** fluke and it HAD to happen against us. **** you and your twin"....this comment laid me out :lol:

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 6:00 pm
by Heat3
"**** you and your twin"

:rofl: collateral damage

"This is fishy. Maybe JB is planning to follow Ray Allen down to Miami"

Funny cause you know as much as they hate him now they'll call him a traitor if he comes here :lol:

Re: Fun thread. Funny things Celtics fans were saying during Game 7

Posted: Wed May 31, 2023 6:16 pm
by Dainis
My favorite quotes are: "Who is Caleb Martin? Why did he **** on us?" and "[We paid] 600 dollars for 82 points."