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Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:05 pm
by 3ammy3uck3ts
It’s time. My prophecy of Dame in Miami the last 2 years I’ve been preaching and ridiculed for will finally come to fruition. Cronin will bend the knee and Heat fans will rejoice and bask in my greatness.
This is the beginning of a new era, an era of greatness where the offense is led by a true elite 3 level scorer while Jimmy and Bam wreak havoc everywhere on our way to the championship. Our greatest team in a decade, the greatest big 3 in the league.
It all starts here, this is only the beginning. Stay tuned.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:20 pm
by KingDavid
From the King of Kings to the Lord of Lords. Solid choice of OPs. May their prophecies continue to come to fruition.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:21 pm
by insfo
Whatever, just get this over with.
You better deliver OP!
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:21 pm
by contract
It would be funny if we landed Dame on page 99 of the existing thread.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:23 pm
by marson
so Blazers GM is about to f us up huh
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 10:27 pm
by Rapaz
marson wrote:so Blazers GM is about to f us up huh
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 11:45 pm
by ShulaDon92
insfo wrote:Whatever, just get this over with.
You better deliver OP!
I've ridiculed OP myself. His dreams get in the way of reality. His blind hatred of Herro and Tylers penis size and stature is blind to the point that he hates on Herro openly, even in times of success. His most vile persona came when Herro cooked the Jazz.
Sure enough the bball gods have both proven him wrong for being a disbeliever of team ethics and proven him right that the player associations would make this possibility a reality.
Miami is fine without Herro and we may as well upgrade and get this dude Lillard who has shown and proven more.
-SHULA
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Sun Jul 2, 2023 11:49 pm
by ShulaDon92
Would we have won a title with a healthy Herro, i dont know.
-SHULA
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 1:50 am
by marson
I could see 3ammy retiring if Pat misses another whale lol
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:02 am
by miamiballer
marson wrote:I could see 3ammy retiring if Pat misses another whale lol
Yeah if we don’t get dame, it’s dame over for me too
The guy is waiting for us on a silver platter, it’s destiny
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:02 am
by MettaWorldPanda
If we lose Martin we bring DJJ back home
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:05 am
by Dc__20
Cronin looks the kinda guy that would take joy in people talking about him
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:05 am
by contract
miamiballer's thread was better and had more upside. This thread undercuts our bargaining position and is going to cost us an extra 1st round pick.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:08 am
by Lilseb93
Herro is getting an unnecessarily bad rep. I know he's injury prone and the Heat made a run without him but he can score 25 a night. He'd be good on a team that just asks him to score. He'll probably never be an All-Star level player but he can be in a tier below. He was off this year but people are really making him out to be a scrub. If he didn't get hurt in the playoffs and played well, we'd probably have Dame already.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:13 am
by Rapaz
Dc__20 wrote:Cronin looks the kinda guy that would take joy in people talking about him
Cronin this, Cronin that. Cronin doesn’t give a chit what you think.
I just want to get done with this and not end up fired.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:15 am
by MorbidHEAT
Rapaz wrote:marson wrote:so Blazers GM is about to f us up huh
This is my all time favorite gif from any movie ever. It’s fantastic. Lol
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:16 am
by MorbidHEAT
Alright gentlemen, this is the one. Dame will be a member of the Heat at around page 76.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:20 am
by Jfh20
Lilseb93 wrote:Herro is getting an unnecessarily bad rep. I know he's injury prone and the Heat made a run without him but he can score 25 a night. He'd be good on a team that just asks him to score. He'll probably never be an All-Star level player but he can be in a tier below. He was off this year but people are really making him out to be a scrub. If he didn't get hurt in the playoffs and played well, we'd probably have Dame already.
People making him out to be a scrub?? No… herro himself did that.. by the way he had played.. not only does he brick everything but he also is a turnover machine. He does play winning basketball.
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:24 am
by broke
MorbidHEAT wrote:Rapaz wrote:marson wrote:so Blazers GM is about to f us up huh
This is my all time favorite gif from any movie ever. It’s fantastic. Lol
Mine too haha, I use it often even out of context
Re: Miami Heat Offseason Thread 7.0: 3ammy vs Cronin, Winner Takes Dame!!
Posted: Mon Jul 3, 2023 2:27 am
by BIRDMAN BIRDMAN
At this point i'm not sure who's more annoying between Thibs or this Cronin guy.
