Luke Turdchucker

HeatInOhio · Post #1 » by **HeatInOhio** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:20 am

1-7 from the floor and 0-1 from the line tonight... last I checked he was shooting 16% from the floor before getting some garbage buckets in the Washington game to get closer to the mendoza line. This guy is Jason Kapono with Shaq's jumpshot.

G.cracker · Post #2 » by **G.cracker** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:23 am

The ONLY reason I think he's still here is because a trade is coming. I just don;t see another way he's still here and Brian Chase or Earl Boykins isn't.

HeatInOhio · Post #3 » by **HeatInOhio** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:25 am

I hope so, this guy is a complete waste of a roster spot. We would have been better served keeping Penny (its hard to think that could be true but considering turdchucker, it is). He does nothing well, except for miss wide open jumpers.

Post #4 » by **Lane1974** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:27 am

the hug a turd pic is priceless

salqaddoumi · Post #5 » by **salqaddoumi** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:31 am

Hahaha, that is a great nickname.

We need to think of one for the entire team though, i'm really bad at it though so I wont try.

DBurks2818 · Post #6 » by **DBurks2818** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:32 am

Miami Beat?

MartyConlonJr · Post #7 » by **MartyConlonJr** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:50 am

Miami Turdchuckers?

Post #8 » by **unowen85** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:52 am

Luke Douchechucker.

G.cracker · Post #9 » by **G.cracker** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 3:58 am

Miami SHEeeeeeeeeeeeeAT.

Flash is the Future · Post #10 » by **Flash is the Future** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:20 am

He's still here ot help us get Derrick Rose!

Number34 · Post #11 » by **Number34** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:25 am

Flash is the Future wrote:He's still here ot help us get Derrick Rose!

We should get back mr shimmy and bam! guaranteed to get rose

magicfan4life05 · Post #12 » by **magicfan4life05** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 4:34 am

miami slugs? (courtesy of sir charles)

:lol:

Eddie24 · Post #13 » by **Eddie24** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 5:56 am

"15 Wrong"

TheGreatPooter · Post #14 » by **TheGreatPooter** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 5:57 am

this guy is shooting us to a top 3 pick. Gotta love it.

REST WADE!!!

dinosaur_dan · Post #15 » by **dinosaur_dan** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 7:08 am

And some of us on the raptors board were sorry to see this guy go. He did put up 30 points against detroit last year (albeit in a totally meaningless game), but looks like he stinks now.

TheGreatPooter · Post #16 » by **TheGreatPooter** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 7:10 am

i dont trust lukes period

The Z Man · Post #17 » by **The Z Man** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 8:44 am

Luke Brickson...

HIF · Post #18 » by **HIF** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 11:55 am

We do seem to get on players very quickly here. He was a freebie pick up he's played with a revolving group of players and so we attack him.

It's the thing I like least about Miami fans.

basketballdario · Post #19 » by **basketballdario** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 8:57 pm

HIF wrote:We do seem to get on players very quickly here. He was a freebie pick up he's played with a revolving group of players and so we attack him.

It's the thing I like least about Miami fans.

QFT. This team is in complete disarray, and its clearly affecting everyone's play.

MartyConlonJr · Post #20 » by **MartyConlonJr** » Thu Jan 3, 2008 9:28 pm

While I haven't ripped on him yet, is it that hard to understand that we dropped Penny, who probably does everything better than Luke, so that we could get some sniper like 3 point shooting (Penny was shooting 42.1% from 3 BTW) and thus far Luke is shooting 16.7% from three. We can't help but be disappointed. I'll give him some time though, half hoping he continues to help shoot us out of games, but otherwise hoping he gets it going Kapono style for the future.