Dirk's Revenge

HeatInOhio · Post #1 » by **HeatInOhio** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:31 pm

Miami @ Dallas 9:30 PM EST

On paper, it appears that stationary bikes are safe as the Heat roll into Big D with a flat tire. Dallas is a 14 point favorite at the time of this post. Let's go Heat!!!

SmushedPennies · Post #2 » by **SmushedPennies** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:35 pm

Let the lottery train roll on!

So who gets injured this game?

G.cracker · Post #3 » by **G.cracker** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:37 pm

^ nice name ballboy.

SmushedPennies · Post #4 » by **SmushedPennies** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:38 pm

Post #5 » by **Lane1974** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:41 pm

just because it's a tradition

and hey! new one! Dirk might need a 12 step program

he parties with his idol:

Post #6 » by **Lane1974** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:42 pm

"ball boy"

we all know....

Vertical Limit · Post #7 » by **Vertical Limit** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:46 pm

lol.. Have you guys listened to the commercials on ESPN?

They said something like "Will this be the game that will bring the Heat back to championship form?". I was like, what the ****?

This is either going to end our season for good or get our team together for a nice streak.

DBurks2818 · Post #8 » by **DBurks2818** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:53 pm

Dwyane Wade mural a big hit in hometown of Robbins

G.cracker · Post #9 » by **G.cracker** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:58 pm

Even though it will make us bad on defense, I hope after every bucket, the player who scores jumps onto the floor on his back and shimmies LOLToine style.

SmushedPennies · Post #10 » by **SmushedPennies** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 9:01 pm

The Shimmy that shook Dallas.

HeatInOhio · Post #11 » by **HeatInOhio** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 9:21 pm

Steve Nash has a rather Adam Morrison-esque stash going on in those pics. Steve Stash.... sounds better than Steve Nash.

Post #12 » by **unowen85** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 10:12 pm

Chris Quinn by hiself cancels out Devin Harris, Josh Howard, and Didier Ilunga Mbenga.

Update: Mbenga don't play for the Mavs no more.

salqaddoumi · Post #13 » by **salqaddoumi** » Fri Jan 4, 2008 11:04 pm

Oh man, this is going to be a massacre.

Post #14 » by **BFO** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:11 am

Another piece of crap game we get on TV here in Australia. I am not even planning to watch it all. It is on 1.30pm here and it is a beautiful day outside and my kayak is begging to be paddled down a river.

Hmmmm, what to do....

Post #15 » by **Lane1974** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:19 am

kayak spelled backwards is kayak

lalalisa · Post #16 » by **lalalisa** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:21 am

onomatopoeia spelled backwards is aieopotamono

*note: I may have spelled onomatopoeia wrong

THIS IS THE AWESOMEST GAME THREAD TITLE EVER

Post #17 » by **BFO** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:26 am

Depends if you are a good speller or not.

I think the Heat should start giving away one rotation spot each game to a member of the public. This would achieve a number of things;
1. Add interest to what is otherwise a boring affair
2. Save Arison much money so we can hit luxury territory next year
3. Could unearth a superstar
4. Could provide a player that makes Chris Quinn looks like he belongs
5. Might mean Luke Jackson isn't the worst shooter on the team
6. Will provide a stack of expiring contracts that we could package for Brand
7. Will actually provide this board something to discuss

DBurks2818 · Post #18 » by **DBurks2818** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:30 am

Put me in coach! I got hoop dreams

technologic · Post #19 » by **technologic** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:34 am

I NEED TO SEE THAT DOCUMENTARY.

DBurks2818 · Post #20 » by **DBurks2818** » Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:35 am

technologic wrote:I NEED TO SEE THAT DOCUMENTARY.

You should. It's long but good.