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Dirk's Revenge

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:31 pm
by HeatInOhio
Miami @ Dallas 9:30 PM EST

On paper, it appears that stationary bikes are safe as the Heat roll into Big D with a flat tire. Dallas is a 14 point favorite at the time of this post. Let's go Heat!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:35 pm
by SmushedPennies
Let the lottery train roll on!

So who gets injured this game?

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:37 pm
by G.cracker
^ nice name ballboy.

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Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:38 pm
by SmushedPennies
:wink:

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:41 pm
by Lane1974
just because it's a tradition
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and hey! new one! Dirk might need a 12 step program

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he parties with his idol:
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Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:42 pm
by Lane1974
"ball boy"

we all know....

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:46 pm
by Vertical Limit
lol.. Have you guys listened to the commercials on ESPN?

They said something like "Will this be the game that will bring the Heat back to championship form?". I was like, what the ****?

This is either going to end our season for good or get our team together for a nice streak.

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:53 pm
by DBurks2818

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:58 pm
by G.cracker
Even though it will make us bad on defense, I hope after every bucket, the player who scores jumps onto the floor on his back and shimmies LOLToine style.

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 9:01 pm
by SmushedPennies
The Shimmy that shook Dallas.

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 9:21 pm
by HeatInOhio
Steve Nash has a rather Adam Morrison-esque stash going on in those pics. Steve Stash.... sounds better than Steve Nash.

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 10:12 pm
by unowen85
Chris Quinn by hiself cancels out Devin Harris, Josh Howard, and Didier Ilunga Mbenga.

Update: Mbenga don't play for the Mavs no more.

Posted: Fri Jan 4, 2008 11:04 pm
by salqaddoumi
Oh man, this is going to be a massacre.

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:11 am
by BFO
Another piece of crap game we get on TV here in Australia. I am not even planning to watch it all. It is on 1.30pm here and it is a beautiful day outside and my kayak is begging to be paddled down a river.

Hmmmm, what to do....

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:19 am
by Lane1974
kayak spelled backwards is kayak

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:21 am
by lalalisa
onomatopoeia spelled backwards is aieopotamono

*note: I may have spelled onomatopoeia wrong

THIS IS THE AWESOMEST GAME THREAD TITLE EVER

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:26 am
by BFO
Depends if you are a good speller or not.

I think the Heat should start giving away one rotation spot each game to a member of the public. This would achieve a number of things;
1. Add interest to what is otherwise a boring affair
2. Save Arison much money so we can hit luxury territory next year
3. Could unearth a superstar
4. Could provide a player that makes Chris Quinn looks like he belongs
5. Might mean Luke Jackson isn't the worst shooter on the team
6. Will provide a stack of expiring contracts that we could package for Brand
7. Will actually provide this board something to discuss

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:30 am
by DBurks2818
Put me in coach! I got hoop dreams :)

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:34 am
by technologic
I NEED TO SEE THAT DOCUMENTARY.

Posted: Sat Jan 5, 2008 12:35 am
by DBurks2818
technologic wrote:I NEED TO SEE THAT DOCUMENTARY.


You should. It's long but good.