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Over .500 mathematical elimination: Miami versus Denver

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Over .500 mathematical elimination: Miami versus Denver 

Post#1 » by MartyConlonJr » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:03 am

Become educated by the Heat starting lineup!!!!!

Mark Blount:

Did you know that Blount's disease is the disease of bowleggedness in toddlers?

http://www.e-radiography.net/radpath/b/ ... isease.htm

Shawn Marion

Man marries stuffed Sheep!!!

http://www.nqtnews.com/?story=article&id=90

Dorell Wright

Dorell joins Reuchlin and Lorin on the All-underachieving Wright brother first team

http://www.first-to-fly.com/History/Jus ... family.htm

Dwyane Wade

100 most misspelled words include daiquiri, drunkenness, judgment, argument, harass, neighbor, sergeant and concious. Would not want to have been the reporting officer writing out the police report for my last Friday night!!

http://www.yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html

Jason Williams

Star of 'Flesh Gordon':

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

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Post#2 » by MartyConlonJr » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:11 am

I'd like to add that I am not against re-nicknaming any player of ours Flexi-Jerkoff or making that the name of the award given to the biggest jerk-off on the Heat roster each year. In fact I think the Flexi-Jerkoff annual award would be a roaring success.
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Post#4 » by G.cracker » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:24 pm

I'm like Global Warming, you can't ignore me.
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Post#5 » by BFO » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:58 pm

I so want your job Marty.

How I miss those office days!
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Post#6 » by tessai » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:51 pm

How ironic is it that you misspelled "conscious"?
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Post#7 » by Don_eMOCION#31 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:57 pm

i'm somehow dissapointed... is this your game thread against the nuggets?

i hope for a nice game with no injuries guys. but i think we'll take this one ;) i'm just a little afraid of marion and banks. marion had 5 and banks 7 threes the last time we played against them. :-?
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Post#8 » by dflash3 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:11 pm

After this game there will be 32 games left in the season. :clap:
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Post#9 » by BFO » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:18 am

Don't be disappointed; we can do, and have done, much worse game threads than this. You are lucky your team even got mentioned in the title.

Just found out we get this on TV in Australia!!

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Post#10 » by BFO » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:43 am

DWright is in the spotlight!
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Post#11 » by D-Wade » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:46 am

People complain about Wade initiating contact but AI does the same ****.
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Post#12 » by GameTime_3 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:53 am

Marion bring so much energy its awsome. The only thing that make me happier then seeing the heat run is watching for the bench Jason williams
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Post#13 » by BFRESH44 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:55 am

Dorell game has continued to grow..Through-out the suckage, that has been one postive through-out the season.
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Post#14 » by BFO » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:00 am

Wright owns Melo.
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Post#15 » by dflash3 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:01 am

Wright is looking really active on the offensive end so far.
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Post#16 » by unowen85 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:01 am

Just give Dorell the damn ball and spread out.
For a long time it gave me nightmares,witnessing an injustice like that.It’s a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be.I can still hear them taunting him, Silly Rabbit tricks are for kids.I mean why couldn’t they just give him some cereal?
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Post#17 » by D-Wade » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:06 am

God has returned back to form.

Dorell >>>>>>
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Post#18 » by BFRESH44 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:07 am

Dorell is killing out the. His confidence is sky-rocketed.

When UD comes back, he plays the 5. You can't bench Dorell at this point.
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Post#19 » by ImmortalD24 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:07 am

Wow, the heat are back.. that surge against the Lakers was no fluke.
Iwasawitness wrote:Dude, swap prime LeBron with Mitchell and this would be the best team LeBron ever played on.
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Post#20 » by M_nus » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:09 am

BFRESH44 wrote:Dorell is killing out the. His confidence is sky-rocketed.

When UD comes back, he plays the 5. You can't bench Dorell at this point.


He grows to 7'0" over the off-season. Do it Riley!

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