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There are no funny piston comments

Where?



Let's be real. It's Michigan, there are no palaces, just tears and run down buildings that used to hold businesses.

When?

6:30 on Fox Sports Wisconsin, high school sports free since Friday.

Lineups

Bucks



Hey, it's Casey Kelso. Talent free since 1971.



Eat it. Eat it, Dave.



I could peg this guy as a douche even before you would tell me his name is Gerard. My douche-dar is off the charts good.



Another **** Australian? With a name like Ersan Gülüm you don't expect Australia. Anyways, he's a center back for Besiktas J.K. in the Turkish Süper Lig. Why did you put the umlauts over the u's in Gülüm and Süper and not the little things below the s's in Besiktas, you ask? Because I already took too **** long on finding the u's. Of course I started at 130 and got all the way to 170 before finally looking it up and pissing myself off by finding it was 129. The second reason is I have no idea what those little things below the s's are called. I didn't take Spanish or Turkish or any other language that uses that.



I'm the baby. Gotta love me. Or bench me 3 minutes in never to be seen again. Whatever you feel is best.

That's my guess on the lineup changes. I have no idea what they'll be and have no desire to contemplate them and any thought put into these lineup changes will only make me as (Please Use More Appropriate Word) as the front office and coach of this team.

Pistons



Now would be the time to take over a game, you whiny little bitch. It would be the most helpful thing you've ever done for this organization.




Surprise, surprise. Another **** hyphenated last name. At least this one was easy to find pictures of. I had to use swears in this one to let the pope know I'm not an altar boy. I would also stick my connecting rod in her piston. Does that even make sense? I don't know cars.



One day we shall gain our independence from Herb Kohl. He and his 36 vice presidents are bad boys. With focus, the sale of the Bucks will be done without a hitch within 5 years.



Greg and Marilyn both blow a lot. Greg blows on the basketball court. Marilyn blows the President. Maybe I should've used Nick Monroe here?



If that experience involves an insolent, **** douche bag, I don't think there's much of a connection going on.



Hulk is wearing those knee pads because he just got done blowing King Kong Bundy in the dressing room and forgot to take them off. He specifically asked for a dressing room with no carpeting for that reason. Luckily he always brings knee pads just in case his requests aren't met.

trwi7 wrote:Hulk is wearing those knee pads because he just got done blowing King Kong Bundy in the dressing room and forgot to take them off. He specifically asked for a dressing room with no carpeting for that reason. Luckily he always brings knee pads just in case his requests aren't met.

Hammond wears those same knee pads under his pants when visiting Herb's office.

VooDoo7 wrote:

trwi7 wrote:Hulk is wearing those knee pads because he just got done blowing King Kong Bundy in the dressing room and forgot to take them off. He specifically asked for a dressing room with no carpeting for that reason. Luckily he always brings knee pads just in case his requests aren't met.

Hammond wears those same knee pads under his pants when visiting Herb's office.

I call BS- Hammond doesn't wear pants when visiting Herb's office!

Detroit favored by 7.5.

Love the Hulk and knee pads...I would have worked in his ex dating an 18 year old after the divorce.....then maybe Madonna too somehow.
Other than that, well done sir;)

Drummond averaging 12/12

Will be good to watch BJ and see how he does.

Jennings showcase game. I'll be cheering on every heat check.

The Nick Monroe pic is scary. Lock up ya daughters, ladies.

Dude twirl if the Bucks lose this one u seriously need to get on a the next flight to Vegas. I'd tell u that you're completely on fire if I wasn't worried that u would misunderstand my meaning as being a reference to one of ur epic Herpes(?) outbreaks...

Bucks candidate to punch Jennings in the face? Initial lean is ZaZa, but my second guess would be Butler. The Butler scenario involves an exchange of words that insult Racine.

There is a good chance Jennings owns us, he can turn it on when he really wants to. Always torched the Knicks when we played them for not drafting them, have to imagine he wants to stick it to us now.

worthlessBucks wrote:Bucks candidate to punch Jennings in the face? Initial lean is ZaZa, but my second guess would be Butler. The Butler scenario involves an exchange of words that insult Racine.

My wager is on Luke force choking him out.

JayMKE wrote:There is a good chance Jennings owns us, he can turn it on when he really wants to. Always torched the Knicks when we played them for not drafting them, have to imagine he wants to stick it to us now.

I used to think this as well...until I looked at his most recent performances against the Knicks. Not very impressive. In the early part of his career this was applicable but that tapered off considerably. Including his most recent 2 pt. 7 ast. outing.

I actually hope we destroy Detroit each time we face them and Jennings struggles terribly. I don't want that guy to have any sort of success against us. We can afford to get the 4 wins against them and not blow too many ping pongs.

Somehow first time through I missed this photo of Nick Monroe court side right before tip-off of game 3 of the Heat series last year.

worthlessBucks wrote:Bucks candidate to punch Jennings in the face? Initial lean is ZaZa, but my second guess would be Butler. The Butler scenario involves an exchange of words that insult Racine.

is larry at games? gotta go with him
caron and zaza haven't played with jennings, same with midleton, giannis, mayo, knight, raduljica, neal.
heson is not volatile enough. Neither is Ersan or Luke
it's really only larry or maybe ekpe

paulpressey25 wrote:Somehow first time through I missed this photo of Nick Monroe court side right before tip-off of game 3 of the Heat series last year.

And that "actual person behind the Bucks" apparently likes to insult fans who disagree with him on Twitter. They can't even hire someone to be cordial to fans on social media as their social media director. That is not "connecting the brand on a human level." What are the odds they ever hire a good GM when they can't even find someone to run a twitter account properly?

I worked it retail management for years. When people come in to a store or call and want to talk to the manager it's 99% of the time a complaint. Sometimes the customers are rude, obnoxious, ridiculus, etc. Your job is still to try and make them happy and never, ever engage in an argument or say something negative. It's basic customer service 101. This clown can't take a negative comments on the computer and let it slide. Like most of the rest of this organization he's absolutely terrible at his job.

paulpressey25 wrote:Somehow first time through I missed this photo of Nick Monroe court side right before tip-off of game 3 of the Heat series last year.

Why is Jason Wilde doing social media work for the Bucks. I guess reading a million tweets about his kids is better than hearing about how Caron is from Racine again though.

paulpressey25 wrote:Somehow first time through I missed this photo of Nick Monroe court side right before tip-off of game 3 of the Heat series last year.

I could've sworn this pic was taken during that season ticket event where everyone who wants to renew their tickets has to come in and choose their seats. Oh well. My mistake.

JBucks wrote:
I could've sworn this pic was taken during that season ticket event where everyone who wants to renew their tickets has to come in and choose their seats. Oh well. My mistake.

Everyone working in that sales and ticket office are first class. They have all been put in an impossible situation by the front office on the basketball side. So, I know we are having fun with Monroe and Paschke because they ask for it by sticking themselves out there to battle fans, but for the rest of them, we feel their pain and hope things improve.

I'm 200+ miles away from Milwaukee, so consider that point when I ask this: Is there something of a 'bunker mentality" for a few of the Front Office folks? The on the court talent has been mediocre for a long time and revenues and real attendance are declining. As PP points out, that has to be really tough to sell tickets under those circumstances. Were Stern's guys brought in to flog tickets, or are they the Commisioner's boots-on-the-ground observers?