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Good for a laugh: The Onion's take on Yi's struggles

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:23 pm
by EastSideBucksFan
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_br ... hinese_nba


Report: Cheap Chinese NBA Players Falling Apart After A Couple Seasons

HOUSTON

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:25 pm
by crkone
:rofl:

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:28 pm
by jerrod
that's great

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:29 pm
by europa
"We got one a couple years ago, but the foot broke," said Rockets GM Carroll Dawson about Chinese center Yao Ming. "Now it just sits there. We don't even use it anymore."

:rofl:

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:15 pm
by LUKE23
Some NBA GMs, however, claim that it is still worth it to buy Chinese players, as European players remain expensive and many domestic models are unreliable, unrefined, and occasionally malfunction and shoot someone


:lol:

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:16 pm
by paulpressey25
That needs to make ESPN.....that is awesome stuff.....

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:19 pm
by MickeyDavis
The Onion is hit and miss. This one is gold.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:04 pm
by DH34Phan
Too bad Carroll Dawson isn't the GM anymore....

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer...

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:48 am
by gobbler
Thanks, that was great!

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:41 am
by Siefer
ROFL. Outstanding stuff there.