OT: The feel good thread!

Nowak008 · Post #1 » by **Nowak008** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:24 am

We need a feel good thread to boost the moral around here.

I'll share a story that happened to me earlier today. I work at Walgreens and a customer asked me where the condoms were, not a uncommon question, and I showed him where they were. A couple mins later he approached me again and asked if the condoms he was holding were the biggest we had. I take a look at the package and they were Magnum XLs. Uhhh. We walk over to the condom section, and after several minutes of searching we came to the conclusion that, yes, these were the largest. A concerned look went across his face. For several minutes he debated if he should buy them and eventually said well I guess I'll give these a try.

How crazy is that? I mean most condom boxes come with 12-24 in them, this box had only 6! I'm fairly certain I could fit my entire leg in there and still have some breathing room. I thought I'd share that story with you guys.

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Andy Sandberg is awesome!

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trwi7 · Post #2 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:28 am

Nowak008 wrote:How crazy is that? I mean most condom boxes come with 12-24 in them, this box had only 6! I'm fairly certain I could fit my entire leg in there and still have some breathing room. I thought I'd share that story with you guys.

Just thought I'd laugh at your tiny penis.

stellation · Post #3 » by **stellation** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:31 am

Feel Good Inc.

bigkurty · Post #4 » by **bigkurty** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:36 am

trwi7 wrote:
Nowak008 wrote:How crazy is that? I mean most condom boxes come with 12-24 in them, this box had only 6! I'm fairly certain I could fit my entire leg in there and still have some breathing room. I thought I'd share that story with you guys.

Just thought I'd laugh at your tiny penis.

Well I guess we can't all be magnum sized like Twirl.

trwi7 · Post #5 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:48 am

bigkurty wrote:
trwi7 wrote:
Nowak008 wrote:How crazy is that? I mean most condom boxes come with 12-24 in them, this box had only 6! I'm fairly certain I could fit my entire leg in there and still have some breathing room. I thought I'd share that story with you guys.

Just thought I'd laugh at your tiny penis.

Well I guess we can't all be magnum sized like Twirl.

It's not as great as it sounds. Takes a toll when it's slamming against your knee all the time.

Nowak008 · Post #6 » by **Nowak008** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:50 am

trwi7 wrote:
Nowak008 wrote:How crazy is that? I mean most condom boxes come with 12-24 in them, this box had only 6! I'm fairly certain I could fit my entire leg in there and still have some breathing room. I thought I'd share that story with you guys.

Just thought I'd laugh at your tiny penis.

Some women have small penis fetishes so I'm alright.

trwi7 · Post #7 » by **trwi7** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:57 am

Nowak008 wrote:Some women have small penis fetishes until they see a bigger penis.

You forgot a part.

braindazer · Post #8 » by **braindazer** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:00 am

They always say it's good to leave them wanting more Nowak008 Lol!

Post #9 » by **ReasonablySober** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:42 pm

Outside of the Redd situation my weekend didn't suck.