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Post#21 » by Three34 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:03 am

PeeDee wrote:Or syphilis. Wait, what?


If you had the opportunity to bed Adrianna Lima, but you found out beforehand that she had syphillis, how bothered would you be? Really?
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Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault 

Post#22 » by southern wolf » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:06 am

When I first heard it was a Grizzlies player, I have to admit, I was hoping it would be Mayo lol.
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Post#23 » by PeeDee » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:20 am

Sham wrote:
PeeDee wrote:Or syphilis. Wait, what?


If you had the opportunity to bed Adrianna Lima, but you found out beforehand that she had syphillis, how bothered would you be? Really?


Wow, this whole thread went over your head, didn't it? Or was that just a random question? Btw, I love your site.
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Post#24 » by Three34 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:34 am

Wow, this whole thread went over your head, didn't it?


No?
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Post#25 » by Zeitgeister » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:35 am

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john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.


but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available


Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.


It's a friggin porche dude, what is there to test drive? Not to mention, considering how many car shows its been in, we've practically seen everything their is to see under the hood.
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Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault 

Post#26 » by revprodeji » Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:20 am

Sham wrote:
PeeDee wrote:Or syphilis. Wait, what?


If you had the opportunity to bed Adrianna Lima, but you found out beforehand that she had syphillis, how bothered would you be? Really?



V-card--no Syphillis


funkatron101 wrote:Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?


How much of a douche would jaric be if Lima kept her virginity until marriage and he cheats on her? I am glad this whole situation was cleared up.
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Post#27 » by Three34 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:20 am

V-card--no Syphillis


Well quite, but even if there was, I'm pretty sure I'd dive right in there regardless. Even a 100% chance of catching cat AIDS might not deter me.
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Post#28 » by TheFranchise21 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:14 am

You're putting the pie on a pedastal man.

Like Ice Cube said, "ain't no pie good enough to get burnt while I'm up in (the oven) it".
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Post#29 » by 4ho5ive » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:45 am

And the thread continues to get better with Ice Cube quotes and cat aids.
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Post#30 » by B Calrissian » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:30 pm

TheFranchise21 wrote:You're putting the pie on a pedastal man.

Like Ice Cube said, "ain't no pie good enough to get burnt while I'm up in (the oven) it".


Wasn't it Snoop that said that in Nothin but a g thang

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Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault 

Post#31 » by skorff26 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:03 pm

Zeitgeister wrote:
First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available


Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.


It's a friggin porche dude, what is there to test drive? Not to mention, considering how many car shows its been in, we've practically seen everything their is to see under the hood.


Yeah it looks good at car shows, we can all agree on that; but we don't know how the porsche runs when you want to go with the Hard terrain, how does it handle with the bouncing up and down. The Focus is probably a tried and true vehicle that has many miles in the Hard terrain and can take anything that is thrown at it.
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Post#32 » by big3_8_19_21 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:58 pm

That following weekend, during the NBA's All-Star break, Jaric married longtime girlfriend and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima in Wyoming.


Wyoming? Really?
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Post#33 » by TheFranchise21 » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:34 am

I got my WC rappers mixed up.
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