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Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#1 » by lumberpups » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:53 am

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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#2 » by Calinks » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:03 am

What the hell? Mini Lebron has lost it. How is hurting that bad for some cash that he would break into someones house? And then he went and started a beating a man in his sleep? That's some shameful ish.


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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#3 » by Basti » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:18 am

damn. how could that happen to him? I liked him when he was with us.

maybe he can kidnap the real LeBron and force him to switch identities.
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Post#4 » by kandiking » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:23 am

wow. within 1 year of being in the league? as i recall he had a wife and a few kids.
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Post#5 » by Calinks » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:32 am

When they were saying "former" NBA player I was like, man they are getting a little ahead of themselves aren't they? Then I read about what he did, lol yea, his future in the NBA is in serious jeopardy.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#6 » by B Calrissian » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:43 am

Calinks3 wrote:You will never catch my son Carney pulling some crap like this.


:lol: I thought he was your step son.

the_incredible_basti wrote:damn. how could that happen to him? I liked him when he was with us.

maybe he can kidnap the real LeBron and force him to switch identities.


Snyder and LeBron could star in Face Off 2.
Snyder's four step plan:
1- get all the same tattoos as LBJ
2- kidnap LBJ
3- make LBJ sit around and get out of shape, as I imagine Snyder is
4- drop LBJ off for court, but first get him drunk.

That way when he is screaming I am LeBron James people will just think he is being a drunk fool. Then some little smartass in the crowd could yell "we are all witnesses" as the cops drag LeBron and his Nikes into court. The fact that it wouldn't have Nicolas Cage in it would make it better than Face Off.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#7 » by Basti » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:05 am

Calinks3 wrote:When they were saying "former" NBA player I was like, man they are getting a little ahead of themselves aren't they? Then I read about what he did, lol yea, his future in the NBA is in serious jeopardy.


what do you think how many years he'll be convicted to? here in Germany it would probably be 2 or 3 years max (depending on how severe it was) but rather like 2 years of probation. I assume he'll get 5 years minimun knowing the strict american system.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#8 » by Calinks » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:14 am

I don't know how bad it will be. I don't think he will be in that much trouble legally but his reputation is jacked up if he did all of this. I thought he could find a spot on some team, especially if he went through D-league but now, man, he screwed up BIGTIME.
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Post#9 » by Krapinsky » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:00 am

Burglary in a permanent residence is a 2nd degree felony in Ohio. The sentencing guidelines say he'll get 2-8 years if convicted. Assuming he has no criminal history, something close to two years is likely. If he reaches a plea deal, they may drop it to a 3rd degree felony in which case he'll get 1-5 years, or even a fourth degree felony in which case he'll get 6-18 months.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#10 » by 4ho5ive » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:55 am

B Calrissian wrote:Snyder and LeBron could star in Face Off 2.
Snyder's four step plan:
1- get all the same tattoos as LBJ
2- kidnap LBJ
3- make LBJ sit around and get out of shape, as I imagine Snyder is
4- drop LBJ off for court, but first get him drunk.

That way when he is screaming I am LeBron James people will just think he is being a drunk fool. Then some little smartass in the crowd could yell "we are all witnesses" as the cops drag LeBron and his Nikes into court. The fact that it wouldn't have Nicolas Cage in it would make it better than Face Off.


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Post#11 » by Frozen316 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:20 am

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Post#12 » by cpfsf » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:35 am

Calinks3 wrote:How is hurting that bad for some cash that he would break into someones house? And then he went and started a beating a man in his sleep? That's some shameful ish.


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Post#13 » by TheFranchise21 » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:56 am

Distasteful.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#14 » by Devilzsidewalk » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:58 pm

maybe his neighbor was running his mouth though, if somebody insults you then you just have to take it like a little punk? Cops won't do nothing and the mafia is never around when you need them...so nothing wrong with breaking into a guys' house while he's asleep and giving him a little bit of a beatdown. Just a little bit of vigilante justice to restore the balance to the Universe.
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Post#15 » by john2jer » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:34 pm

Kirk Snyder inspires Wolves Fan Greatness. I'm smiling.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#16 » by Foye » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:52 pm

What a dumbass.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#17 » by B Calrissian » Sat May 16, 2009 5:13 pm

More news on the subject on wiretap.

The former player's attorney has filed documents saying Snyder isn't competent to stand trial and is not guilty by reason of insanity.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#18 » by Krapinsky » Sat May 16, 2009 5:35 pm

B Calrissian wrote:More news on the subject on wiretap.

The former player's attorney has filed documents saying Snyder isn't competent to stand trial and is not guilty by reason of insanity.


That's nuts

And apparently, so is he
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Post#19 » by cpfsf » Sat May 16, 2009 5:36 pm

B Calrissian wrote:More news on the subject on wiretap.

The former player's attorney has filed documents saying Snyder isn't competent to stand trial and is not guilty by reason of insanity.


How much did he get paid during his playing days again? He's 25 years old, his best days weren't over, and yet he decided to rob someone. I might be wrong, but I think there are lots of people who are not professional athletes that are doing just fine.
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Re: Kirk Snyder arrested 

Post#20 » by LUMBERPUPP » Sat May 16, 2009 6:19 pm

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