OT: You knew this was going to happen

[cpfsf]

The first thing I did was press control+F and searched for "cpfsf"

[shangrila]

Most Valueable Poster Krapinsky - the former Dr
Most Improved Poster cpfsf - haven't really been here long enough for this one though
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010) Piecake
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners ) basti
Most Knowledgeable Poster horaceworthy
Most Passionate Poster Calinks
Funniest Poster Devilz
Most cynical Poster LordBaldric
Most missed Poster j2j
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko basti
Poster most likely to go postal younggunsmn
Post of the year don't know
Thread of the year the WT paint one
Best Wolves-Mod C.lupus
Best Non-Wolves-Mod BrooklynBulls
Best Non-Wolves-Poster loserx

[cpfsf]

Most Valueable Poster: Krap
Most Improved Poster: lobishome
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010): I'm torn btwn Piecake & Tha Juice
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners ): Too many good candidates - basti
Most Knowledgeable Poster: shrink
Most Passionate Poster: johnwall2thewiz AKA Devilzsidewalk
Funniest Poster J2J
Most cynical Poster: Rev (Which is part of the reason why our forum is the best).
Most missed Poster: Casey, J2J, Rev
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko: shaolin, and he will make breakfast too
Poster most likely to go postal: Klomp, he will postal the **** out of you
Post of the year: my wife asked "why did you buy so many boxes of waffers" I just giggled -jade_hippo
Thread of the year: TIE http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=974394

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1066970
Best Wolves-Mod: Klomp locked my thread, lupus gave me a warning, so Rev wins.
Best Non-Wolves-Mod: Basti: The man, the myth, the Legend
Best Non-Wolves-Poster: loserx

[funkatron101]

Most cynical Poster - Klomp

If Klomp is the most cynical, and he has called me out on my cynicism, then I must a pile is misery and hate.

[re49gb_2gho32fp]

Cool stuff. Unsure whether i fulfill the criteria for filling such a list, but ill challenge the gods

Poster most likely wake up next to Darko: shaolin, and he will make breakfast too

Most Valuable Poster: Too many good posters around here. ill go with Krapinsky
Most Improved Poster: No idea
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010): No idea
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners): teven_1
Most Knowledgeable Poster: Nominees Jackattaq /Wilt
Most Passionate Poster. NomineesCalinks /kiwi_adam
Funniest Poster: Devilzsidewalk
Most cynical Poster: Worm Guts
Most missed Poster: farzi
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko: Nominees; basti/darkomilliminutes
Poster most likely to go postal: ?
Post of the year: see; C.Lupus signature
Thread of the year: 'Post your Darko nicknames' Darko's 2nd game in wolves jersey
Best Wolves Mod: In terms of moddin or as a poster? If latter, C. Lupus
Best Non-Wolves Mod: basti
Best Non-Wolves Poster: farzi

Best avatar. Krapinsky
Best signature: Nominees; Tha Juice/Krapinsky
Worst avatar: Worm Guts
Worst signature: -

[Foye]

Most Valuable Poster - Shrink
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010) - kiwi_adam
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners ) - Basti
Most Knowledgeable Poster - Shrink
Most improved poster - lobishome
Most Passionate Poster - klomp
Funniest Poster - Devilz
Most cynical Poster - LordBaldric
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko - darkomilliminutes
Post of the year - probably the OP of one of the 1000 lobsided trades against the Wolves on the trade board.
Thread of the year - http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1005853&start=1230 The Rubio Thread - 83 Pages about one player. Not to mention that the previous thread had 99 pages and I don't know about the first anymore. Gotta make it to 100 this time.
Best Wolves-Mod - you guys are all awesome.
Best Non-Wolves-Mod - basti
Best Non-Wolves-Poster - Not sure

[TrentTuckerForever]

Here are my winners

Most Knowledgeable Poster: TrentTuckerForever

Aw shucks. And this year I didn't even reference the guy whose girlfriend's sister dates a former broomball teammate of a front office exec, and therefore has inside dirt on the Wolves' organization (which is true, by the way. He was the source that broke the 2nd Joe Smith signing. Look it up.)

Shrink is my MVP. He's always got something interesting and unconventional to say, plus he's got street cred now that he's been suspended.

Lobi is my favorite international poster - he's a real fan and his English is just off enough to be hilarious. No poster makes me laugh more.

I'd also like to nominate john2jer and devilz for the "Chicken Salad" award - they are the best at taking terrible threads and making them into something beautiful. Some call that thread derailing - I call it making chicken salad out of chicken excrement.

Cheers, ya'll. Happy New Year.

[Basti]

That post alone makes you my co-MVP.

[Esohny]

Most Valueable Poster: Krapinsky (close call with funkatron101)
Most Improved Poster: cpfsf
Best New Poster: Tha Juice
Best International Poster: basti
Most Knowledgeable Poster: horaceworthy
Most Passionate Poster: B Calrissian
Funniest Poster: Devilzsidewalk
Most cynical Poster: Tirion
Most missed Poster: john2jer
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko: DarkoMilliminutes
Poster most likely to go postal: The Dark Lord
Post of the year: See my sig, although there have been many hilarious posts from that board and the communal boards.
Thread of the year: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1066970
Best Wolves-Mod: C.lupus
Best Non-Wolves-Mod: Gremz
Best Non-Wolves-Poster: BrooklynBulls

I miss you too, Shelbyville.

Shucks. Just so we remember who can lift the big rocks and has the hottest cousin.

[horaceworthy]

Most Valueable Poster: Calinks, I love the Blame Telly concept.
Most Improved Poster: cpfsf
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010): Tha Juice (Telly Repellent FTW)
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners ): lobishome
Most Knowledgeable Poster: Dewey is a sage, younggunsmn probably puts more thought into most of his posts than anyone
Most Passionate Poster: funkatron101, season ticket holder, got the Darko Polo chant going (hat tip to the good former Dr. Krap)
Funniest Poster Tie between Devilzsidewalk and JohnWall2theWiz
Most cynical Poster: LordBaldy
Most missed Poster: J2J, Rev
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko: Milliminutes
Poster most likely to go postal: Shrink (the suspension may not be on your record, but look what it's already done to the board's perception of you)
Post of the year: my wife asked "why did you buy so many boxes of waffers" I just giggled -jade_hippo
Thread of the year: I liked the Mayo-Love trade retrospective. Was it RC that created that one?
Most Disappointing Thread of the Year: "He's Back" by Klomp. Nothing against Kevin Love and Twitter, but I thought that another KWSN account had been outed.
Best Wolves-Mod: C.lupus
Best Non-Wolves-Mod: Basti, once he stopped boasting so much about his incredibleness, he really started to rack up the modships. Kudos.
Best Non-Wolves-Poster: BrooklynBulls

[Krapinsky]

Most Valuable Poster HoWo -- provides scouting analysis better than anyone here
Most Improved Poster Shangrila
Best New Poster (signed up in 2010) I'll go Piecake
Best International Poster (only for us foreigners) Foye
Most Knowledgeable Poster HoWo
Most Passionate Poster Shrink passionate about cap space
Funniest Poster DSW
Most cynical Poster Dark Lord
Most missed PosterJerkstore + Wolves 2011 (tie)
Poster most likely wake up next to Darko Milliminutes
Poster most likely to go postal Shrink -- would have been Dark Lord, but recently changed with Srink's suspension
Post of the year Den Master's informing us he was suspended (memory only goes back so far)
Thread of the year The one where Shrink and I argue for 10 pages about Shrink's verbal gymnastics Volume I-III regarding the Martell Webster trade and the value of Ryan Gome's expiring Contract
Best Wolves Mod Klomp/BigWorm/C.Lupus (tie)
Best Non-Wolves Mod The GSW guy on the trade forum
Best Non-Wolves Poster Brooklyn Bulls

[revprodeji]

Most cynical Poster: Rev (Which is part of the reason why our forum is the best).

I am most cynical? Stephen Litel accuses me of that often.

[funkatron101]

Most cynical Poster: Rev (Which is part of the reason why our forum is the best).

I am most cynical? Stephen Litel accuses me of that often.

Well, we can't forget your rant on Kahn replying to the journalist over the "Douchebag" comment. I got so bent out of shape over that.