shrink wrote:For the people that think Towns is going to be traded, can you picture ARod and Lore at the press conference?
“Yeah, we’re #1 in the West right now, but we thought it was time to shake things up and get younger. We’d like to thank Towns for one of his best seasons ever, his devotion to Minnesota, and his willingness to sacrifice for the team, but we decided we should trade him away. We’re going to trade the two-time All NBA, multi-time All Star for a couple younger players. Casual fans might not know these guys because they don’t have national honors, but we think they can fill solid rolls here in the future, if they stay when their contracts run out. We also got some future picks - jerseys with the name saying “future ATL 1st” can be purchased in our online store. And of course, we know you fans are very concerned about our luxury tax payments, so you’ll be happy to know we’re starting off by saving a lot of future money. Now, any questions?”
'What the F* ?' - 'Why you guys buy the team if you don't have money to run it?'
ARod and Lore should be very happy right now. So is Taylor. Because I don't think any of them expect Twolves in 1st place. I think they will spend over the tax line for a winner (#1 or #2 seed). Going over the tax line is worse than 2nd apron because not only the tax itself, you also don't get any of the tax money too.










