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Which one is better?

Washing Machine

washing machine

dryers? can't stand them. Most disgusting invention ever and people who use them are perverts imo

ansoncarter wrote:washing machine

dryers? can't stand them. Most disgusting invention ever and people who use them are perverts imo

Lol.

Why is this here?

The dryer is the washing machines ugly sister.

I had to go with washing machine. Dryers always shrink my clothes, at least when my wife uses them. Hmmm, maybe the dryer isn't the problem after all. Maybe it's my wife. Come to think of it she uses the washing machine before the dryer so maybe it's the washing machine thats shrinking my clothes. Or maybe it's both of them. I hate both machines. Leave my clothes alone! I don't want to have to buy new clothes all the time. I hate buying new clothes. You have to go into those stupid fitting rooms where you feel like someone is going to peak under the door and see you in your underwear. Who came up with that dumb idea anyway? It sure wasn't me. I'd never think of something dumb like that. I think of smart things. Like automatically-fitted clothes so you never have to use those stupid fitting rooms. And clothes that never get dirty so you don't have to use those stupid machines. And blowup dolls so you don't have to get married. And telecommuting so you don't have to get dressed to go to work. Then you just have to buy one set of clothes and that set would last you forever. Unless you are a slave to fashion. I hate fashion. Fashion is dumb. They have all those anorexic teenage girls prancing around on stage wearing stupid-looking clothes. Who wants to be a slave to that? Not me. I want to buy one set of clothes and be done with. Move on to other things. Life is too short for clothes shopping and clothes washing and clothes drying.

It's about time someone got this board back on track. There's been far too much off-topic basketball related crap lately.

Washing Machine hands down. imagine if you had to walk down to the river once a week and wash your clothes by hand. ask C.Lupus. he should know how it was back in the days.

















j/k

but seriously, Washing Machine.

C.lupus wrote:I had to go with washing machine. Dryers always shrink my clothes, at least when my wife uses them. Hmmm, maybe the dryer isn't the problem after all. Maybe it's my wife. Come to think of it she uses the washing machine before the dryer so maybe it's the washing machine thats shrinking my clothes. Or maybe it's both of them. I hate both machines. Leave my clothes alone! I don't want to have to buy new clothes all the time. I hate buying new clothes. You have to go into those stupid fitting rooms where you feel like someone is going to peak under the door and see you in your underwear. Who came up with that dumb idea anyway? It sure wasn't me. I'd never think of something dumb like that. I think of smart things. Like automatically-fitted clothes so you never have to use those stupid fitting rooms. And clothes that never get dirty so you don't have to use those stupid machines. And blowup dolls so you don't have to get married. And telecommuting so you don't have to get dressed to go to work. Then you just have to buy one set of clothes and that set would last you forever. Unless you are a slave to fashion. I hate fashion. Fashion is dumb. They have all those anorexic teenage girls prancing around on stage wearing stupid-looking clothes. Who wants to be a slave to that? Not me. I want to buy one set of clothes and be done with. Move on to other things. Life is too short for clothes shopping and clothes washing and clothes drying.

I thought this was going to be one of those posts where you fit everybody's name in there. You disappoint me.

These new combination units with driers over washers is profane

Easily the washer. Can you think of any other way to wash clothes that doesn't require physical labor? I mean you could throw the clothes in water with soap but you'd have to rub the soap in and wash it all out too. Drying however you just have to hang up the clothes and the wind/air does the work for you. Or, if that's even too much work you can just leave the clothes sitting on the ground and eventually they will be dry. Wrinkly yes, but dry as well. Washers are the far more useful machine.

Good point Collin

casey wrote:I thought this was going to be one of those posts where you fit everybody's name in there. You disappoint me.

Sorry to disappoint. I was working on just one cup of coffee.

shrink wrote:These new combination units with driers over washers is profane

and dryers cause clothes to shrink. How's that for a conundrum?

Dryers cause shrinkage

The dryer didn't dry my pants. I've got semi-wet pants.

hijacktheparade wrote:The dryer didn't dry my pants. I've got semi-wet pants.

hey it's not the Dryer's fault that you frequently pee your pants.

basti wrote:

hijacktheparade wrote:The dryer didn't dry my pants. I've got semi-wet pants.

hey it's not the Dryer's fault that you frequently pee your pants.

That's why the washer is great. It destroys evidence.

Not even debatable son. Washing Machine ALL DAY ERR'Y DAY.