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Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:13 pm
by LOBO 7
Ah, the Timberpups.
So, when's the Draft Lottery?
Um...How 'bout them Bucks?
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:37 pm
by Krapinsky
LOBO 7 wrote:Ah, the Timberpups.
So, when's the Draft Lottery?
Um...How 'bout them Bucks?
Gay Favors Sessions?
Yes please. Minus the Love though;
in the Darko too.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:14 pm
by LOBO 7
Who would've thunk it?
That huge foul-mouthed Serbian
really warms my heart.
Kahn's a gamblin' man,
puts it all on the table.
Hold onto your hats.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:34 pm
by C.lupus
Ricky Rubio
You will love Minnesota
Not too cold, really
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:39 pm
by Varejao17
What's Haiku?
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:46 pm
by C.lupus
Varejao17 wrote:What's Haiku?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_EnglishA form of poetry, generally with three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables - although it is technically more complicated than that.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:03 pm
by Varejao17
I wish I could play
but my english is so poor
I am so sorry
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:43 pm
by PeeDee
What will you do if
Timberwolves get the first pick?
My pants will be pooped.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:53 am
by Breakdown777
Haiku's can be fun,
But sometimes, they don't make sense,
Refridgerator.
Stupid rotations,
Why is Sasha Pav in there?
Blame the Triangle
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:51 am
by lewdog
Two Great Ideas,
New KFC Double Down,
Lottery Cheating
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:02 am
by C.lupus
Kevin Love rebounds.
But will he return next year?
Ask the goggles man.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:11 am
by Varejao17
I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:32 am
by shangrila
We only won 15
Maybe next year it's better?
But then, maybe not
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:13 am
by Klomp
shangrila wrote:We only won 15
Thats 6
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:32 am
by The J Rocka
Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer
May 16
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:33 am
by Slum_Dillinger
J_Era_3 wrote:Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer
May 16
ah ah ah, in Haiku form
Where art thou Ricky
We will get you help in draft
Evan Turner please
Klomp is only mod
Rev and Franchise days are gone
That's why our team sucks
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:17 am
by shangrila
Klomp wrote:shangrila wrote:We only won 15
Thats 6
It was 5 in my head
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:25 pm
by lobishome
Fifteen matches, of eighty two
it's a really phucked season
normal ... with Sasha in action
but getting Evans (and Ricky too)
with Lebron, Minny will be champion.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:33 pm
by C.lupus
J_Era_3 wrote:Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer
May 16
May 16 you say?
I thought it was May 18.
Somebody is wrong.
Re: Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:38 pm
by LOBO 7
May 18, that's right.
The balls will decide our fate.
1 or 2 or bust!