Pek Facts

[younggunsmn]

This is just like Chuck Norris Facts, but with Pek.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, google it.

David Hasselhoff didn't bring the Berlin Wall down.
Baby Pek tore it down because he wanted some Breastmilk from a large breasted Woman from West Berlin he had seen on TV.

Pek once beat a dead man in a staring contest.

Pek trims his beard with a hammer and chisel.

The skulls on Pek's tattoo are in memorium to all those who have died trying to take a charge on Pek.

The riots in Greece have nothing to do with austerity or debt. The people are rioting because they are still pissed Pek left Greek League for the NBA.

The Earth added 1 billion people in the last 12 years. Pek is responsible for half of them.

Pek doesn't search the internet for Porn. The Interent searches Pek.

Pek once got the women on The View to shut up. For one whole hour.

Pek is the only person the creators of South Park are afraid to make fun of.

You know how condoms are 95% effective? Pek is responsible for the other 5%.

Pek's incredible strength comes from drinking the blood of boy bands.

Tim Tebow is not pointing to God when he Tebows. He is asking Pek for Mercy.

Pek killed Chris Kluwe in World of Warcraft.

Everyone come up with your own.

[Veselyfan]

When Pek does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Pek once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Pek played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When Pek exercises, the machine gets stronger.

[Dewey]

whats wrong with you? are u people like 6?

[cpfsf]

Nikola Pekovic and Liam Neeson had a competition to see who more balls. Pekovic won with 6.

[Basti]

The riots in Greece have nothing to do with austerity or debt. The people are rioting because they are still pissed Pek left Greek League for the NBA.

This one takes it. Hands down.

[touchedbyPek]

He touched me.

[teven_1]

Pek once met a man he couldn't overpower...so he ate him

[C.lupus]

Pek once invited a whole village over for dinner. He still had room for dessert.

[cpfsf]

Insanity Wolf is more appropriate

[UcanUwill]

He touched me.

I dont know why, but this guy and his comment/nickname made me laugh so hard...

[teven_1]

Bonzi Wells looked at Pek funny during training camp... no one has heard from him since

[GopherIt]

Pek's biceps are nicknamed "crime" and "punishment."

[farmtownte]

Pek doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** outta it

[Yes We Kahn]

If you think Pek's arms are huge, you should see his ****

[Diggler]

It doesn't get dark at night because the sun goes down. It gets dark because Pek gets up.

[younggunsmn]

the ones on my first post were originals. here are some stolen from chuck norris facts.

Pek once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

Pek can piss into gale force winds.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Pek to die before they attack.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Pek has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Pek is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Krapinsky]

Some Krapinsky originals:

The refs are so scared of Pekovic that he gets 4 seconds in the lane. This allows him to only have four lane violations per game.

Pekovic is so strong that when an opposing player hits Pekovic, it's also a foul on Pekovic.

Pekovic is so big that one third of his moving screen violations are a result of him standing still and the earth rotating on its axis around him.

[younggunsmn]

I like those Krap, some good basketball-related ones.

[Swish4]

Bigfoot takes pictures of HIM!

[jade_hippo]

In recent news it has been discovered that a mistranslation in Nostredame's prophecy reveals 2012 as the coming of Pekovich rather than the coming of apocalypse as once thought. The part about total destruction and the end of existance still stands.