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Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum 

Post#1 » by Klomp » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:42 am

This is the catch-all to some of the most-commonly accessed threads on RealGM. Went back a year, and grabbed what I could find. This is a work in progress, but let me know if you would like a link added to this post and I will consider it.

Player Threads
Karl-Anthony Towns: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1393923
D'Angelo Russell: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1945551
Malik Beasley: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940223
Juancho Hernangomez: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940274
James Johnson: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940253
Jarrett Culver: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1857837
Naz Reid: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1874025
Jordan McLaughlin: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1976373
Jarred Vanderbilt: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1948299
Jaylen Nowell: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1858791
Omari Spellman: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1948737
Former Wolves updates: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1620983

Other Wolves topics
Iowa Wolves / G League: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1486622
Trade thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1959591
Cap Space Reference Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1722245
TimberTrolls Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1156798
Flip Saunders passes away: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1403415
Player Ages: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1463060
Positivity Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1355810

Non-basketball
Board Census: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1202909
OT Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1251123
Video game thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1849794
Media Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1168745
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Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum 

Post#2 » by Foye » Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:23 pm

Awesome work Klomp :thumbsup:
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Post#3 » by theGreatRC » Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:06 am

Great work Klompy, love it!
2021 Wolves will make the playoffs
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Post#4 » by Basti » Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:51 pm

Esohny wrote:"He's" [Klomp] actually a bot that posts random blurbs from a database.


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Post#5 » by Klomp » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:14 am

Basti wrote:
Esohny wrote:"He's" [Klomp] actually a bot that posts random blurbs from a database.


:D

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Post#7 » by SBM » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:13 pm

Why no draft board thread?
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Post#8 » by life_saver » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:20 am

@Mods, can anyone ban some certain trolls from Wolves board? I am referring to the trolls who have come out of no where ever since the trade and spamming the game threads with nonsense
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Post#9 » by PharmD » Sat Jun 8, 2019 4:20 am

Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
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Post#10 » by Klomp » Sat Jun 8, 2019 5:48 am

PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"

We've passed it along to the higher ups.
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Post#11 » by PharmD » Sat Jun 8, 2019 6:16 am

Klomp wrote:
PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"

We've passed it along to the higher ups.

We're coming up on the 3rd season with the new logo. C'mon higher ups, get your **** together!
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Post#12 » by Jedzz » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:39 pm

Oh heaven forbid. 3 years with the same logo. What are they thinking?
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Post#13 » by Klomp » Mon Sep 2, 2019 2:07 am

PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"

After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!
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Post#14 » by Basti » Sat Sep 7, 2019 7:26 am

Klomp wrote:
PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"

After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!


Noticed it the other day. Me likey.
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Post#15 » by PharmD » Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:22 pm

Klomp wrote:
PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"

After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!

Wait, has it reverted now?!?
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Post#16 » by Klomp » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:51 pm

PharmD wrote:Wait, has it reverted now?!?

No?
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Post#17 » by PharmD » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:00 pm

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PharmD wrote:Wait, has it reverted now?!?

No?

Weird. On this computer i get the new logo. On the work computer i was on it was the old two-tone wolf.
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Post#18 » by Klomp » Thu Feb 6, 2020 7:39 pm

Needed to put this somewhere for posterity's sake

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D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:Damn would hate to lose this loser nucleus of players.


I still have no idea of who all "is gone". Are we talking about those traded and also those others on the roster being pushed out by the larger number of players coming in? Are we buying any incoming crap out or just pushing others off the 15?

Hypothetical example of the text group.

Covington: "Yo.... they are saying i'm traded."
KAT: "What!? Please no."
Okogie: :o
Napier: "Bruh, I'm gone too."
Covington: "What!? Where?"
Napier: "Denver, damn."
KBD: "Me too."
Kat: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Bell: "H-Town baby, I'm out!"
Covington: "I'm gonna miss yall but this is the business."
KBD: "I love you guys."
Saunders:"I loved coaching you all and you all will do great, we will always have the Bahamas."
KAT: "I'm devastated, this is my family."
Okogie: :cry:
Dieng: :cry:
Culver: :hug:
Wiggins: :sleep:
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Post#19 » by Basti » Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:05 pm

I hardly post here anymore because life and stuff but I still randomly browse the boards every now and then. Came across this classic RealGM Wolves board thread after reading a thread about the history of Real GM over on the general board.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071201121005/http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=733784

This thread (and plenty others) are the reason why I survived being a Wolves fan during what at that point appeared to be the darkest times of this franchise. Little did I know it would be the norm rather than the lowpoint in this franchise's history.

Edit: I just saw a post of mine in that thread. I am ashamed of myself.

the_incredible_basti wrote:meh. am I the only one who thinks that marko's chick might be overrated? it's not that I'd say that I'd push her off my edge of my bed but she wouldn't be in my top5 of all women. dunno why... maybe it is b/c I have a conflict with all these models who are mostly made up with tons of make up. just look at eva longoria. she looks kinda gross (exaggerating!!) w/o make up. I'd like to see her (marko's chic) in everyday life w/o make up and if she still looks close to what she's looking on the pictures I'd change my mind...


I was really stupid. Like beyond belief stupid. That username of mine wasn't up to the gold standard of my other posts.
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Post#20 » by Klomp » Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:13 pm

Basti wrote:I hardly post here anymore because life and stuff but I still randomly browse the boards every now and then. Came across this classic RealGM Wolves board thread after reading a thread about the history of Real GM over on the general board.

https://web.archive.org/web/20071201121005/http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=733784

This thread (and plenty others) are the reason why I survived being a Wolves fan during what at that point appeared to be the darkest times of this franchise. Little did I know it would be the norm rather than the lowpoint in this franchise's history.

So many classic posters all uniting together in one thread!
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