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Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:42 am
by Klomp
This is the catch-all to some of the most-commonly accessed threads on RealGM. Went back a year, and grabbed what I could find. This is a work in progress, but let me know if you would like a link added to this post and I will consider it.
Player ThreadsKarl-Anthony Towns: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1393923D'Angelo Russell: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1945551Malik Beasley: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940223Juancho Hernangomez: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940274James Johnson: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1940253Jarrett Culver: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1857837Naz Reid: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1874025Jordan McLaughlin: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1976373Jarred Vanderbilt: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1948299Jaylen Nowell: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1858791Omari Spellman: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1948737Former Wolves updates: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1620983Other Wolves topicsIowa Wolves / G League: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1486622Trade thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1959591Cap Space Reference Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1722245TimberTrolls Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1156798Flip Saunders passes away: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1403415Player Ages: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1463060Positivity Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1355810Non-basketballBoard Census: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1202909OT Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1251123Video game thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1849794Media Thread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1168745
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:23 pm
by Foye
Awesome work Klomp

Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 9:06 am
by theGreatRC
Great work Klompy, love it!
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:51 pm
by Basti
Esohny wrote:"He's" [Klomp] actually a bot that posts random blurbs from a database.

Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:14 am
by Klomp
Basti wrote:Esohny wrote:"He's" [Klomp] actually a bot that posts random blurbs from a database.

Well done.
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:44 pm
by El Hespiritu
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Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:13 pm
by SBM
Why no draft board thread?
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:20 am
by life_saver
@Mods, can anyone ban some certain trolls from Wolves board? I am referring to the trolls who have come out of no where ever since the trade and spamming the game threads with nonsense
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sat Jun 8, 2019 4:20 am
by PharmD
Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sat Jun 8, 2019 5:48 am
by Klomp
PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
We've passed it along to the higher ups.
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sat Jun 8, 2019 6:16 am
by PharmD
Klomp wrote:PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
We've passed it along to the higher ups.
We're coming up on the 3rd season with the new logo. C'mon higher ups, get your **** together!
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:39 pm
by Jedzz
Oh heaven forbid. 3 years with the same logo. What are they thinking?
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Mon Sep 2, 2019 2:07 am
by Klomp
PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Sat Sep 7, 2019 7:26 am
by Basti
Klomp wrote:PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!
Noticed it the other day. Me likey.
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 4:22 pm
by PharmD
Klomp wrote:PharmD wrote:Are we EVER gonna get the new logo? I can't stand looking at that "failing to be ferocious wolf"
After years of requests, looks like we finally got it!
Wait, has it reverted now?!?
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:51 pm
by Klomp
PharmD wrote:Wait, has it reverted now?!?
No?
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:00 pm
by PharmD
Klomp wrote:PharmD wrote:Wait, has it reverted now?!?
No?
Weird. On this computer i get the new logo. On the work computer i was on it was the old two-tone wolf.
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Thu Feb 6, 2020 7:39 pm
by Klomp
Needed to put this somewhere for posterity's sake
Calinks wrote:Jedzz wrote:D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:Damn would hate to lose this loser nucleus of players.
I still have no idea of who all "is gone". Are we talking about those traded and also those others on the roster being pushed out by the larger number of players coming in? Are we buying any incoming crap out or just pushing others off the 15?
Hypothetical example of the text group.
Covington: "Yo.... they are saying i'm traded."
KAT: "What!? Please no."
Okogie:
Napier: "Bruh, I'm gone too."
Covington: "What!? Where?"
Napier: "Denver, damn."
KBD: "Me too."
Kat:
Bell: "H-Town baby, I'm out!"
Covington: "I'm gonna miss yall but this is the business."
KBD: "I love you guys."
Saunders:"I loved coaching you all and you all will do great, we will always have the Bahamas."
KAT: "I'm devastated, this is my family."
Okogie:
Dieng:
Culver:
Wiggins:

Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:05 pm
by Basti
I hardly post here anymore because life and stuff but I still randomly browse the boards every now and then. Came across this classic RealGM Wolves board thread after reading a thread about the history of Real GM over on the general board.
https://web.archive.org/web/20071201121005/http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=733784 This thread (and plenty others) are the reason why I survived being a Wolves fan during what at that point appeared to be the darkest times of this franchise. Little did I know it would be the norm rather than the lowpoint in this franchise's history.
Edit: I just saw a post of mine in that thread. I am ashamed of myself.
the_incredible_basti wrote:meh. am I the only one who thinks that marko's chick might be overrated? it's not that I'd say that I'd push her off my edge of my bed but she wouldn't be in my top5 of all women. dunno why... maybe it is b/c I have a conflict with all these models who are mostly made up with tons of make up. just look at eva longoria. she looks kinda gross (exaggerating!!) w/o make up. I'd like to see her (marko's chic) in everyday life w/o make up and if she still looks close to what she's looking on the pictures I'd change my mind...
I was really stupid. Like beyond belief stupid. That username of mine wasn't up to the gold standard of my other posts.
Re: Introduction to the RealGM Timberwolves Forum
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:13 pm
by Klomp
Basti wrote:I hardly post here anymore because life and stuff but I still randomly browse the boards every now and then. Came across this classic RealGM Wolves board thread after reading a thread about the history of Real GM over on the general board.
https://web.archive.org/web/20071201121005/http://www.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=733784 This thread (and plenty others) are the reason why I survived being a Wolves fan during what at that point appeared to be the darkest times of this franchise. Little did I know it would be the norm rather than the lowpoint in this franchise's history.
So many classic posters all uniting together in one thread!