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Who should we send to the lottery?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:23 am
by Calinks
I hear some people saying Hoiberg, other say Big Al.
I say we send Marko. If he is lucky enough to land Lima AND his ridiculous contract then he most certainly can get us a top two pick.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:32 am
by B Calrissian
haha I agree with you. Jaric is one lucky guy. Send him and Lima, that way even if we don't get a top two pick we can still look at a babe.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:34 am
by Calinks
Great idea with the Lima thing! She could use her feminine wiles to force Stern into cheating for us!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:48 am
by D1SGRUNTL3D
lmfao
this is actually a good idea
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:01 am
by FairDinkum
I back this 100%
That or send Doleac, the dude is in the NBA, that alone states how lucky his ass is!
Shimmy just for the, well, obvious shimmy factor once we land the #1
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:08 am
by shrink
International free agents may flock to MIN if we send Lima.
If weasel-eyed lounge lizard Marko Jaric can get a girl like Lima, even Mehmet Okur could dream.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:12 am
by Calinks
I think I saw Okur's wife/girl once and she was also a model or something lol.
I also like the Walker Shimmy scenario. I say we send Lima and Marko then when we get the top pick we go to Walker via satellite and watch a two minute shimmy.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:19 am
by Calinks
Maybe Lima could pull double duty and learn the bicycle shimmy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e95gQSA1iTY
I'm sure Marko has this chicks number somewhere in his black book. Probably in the what he labels as mediocre section.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:42 am
by LordBaldric
Calinks3 wrote:Maybe Lima could pull double duty and learn the bicycle shimmy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e95gQSA1iTYI'm sure Marko has this chicks number somewhere in his black book. Probably in the what he labels as mediocre section.

Me like the shimmy!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:54 am
by Klomp
I have a feeling it might be Brewer. Just a hunch, didn't we send Foye last year?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:55 am
by Klomp
We could send Mad Dog. If we won, he'd probably do a victory dance.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:54 am
by big3_8_19_21
I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:05 am
by theGreatRC
big3_8_19_21 wrote:I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.

Wolves board is on a roll today!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:30 am
by AQuintus
klomp44 wrote:I have a feeling it might be Brewer. Just a hunch, didn't we send Foye last year?
I hope it ends up being Brewer. I can just imagine the Wolves winning it and seeing Brewer's big, goofy smile. It would make my day for sure.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:50 am
by Calinks
big3_8_19_21 wrote:I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:44 pm
by Krapinsky
Who did we send last year? Foye?
If it was Foye, he's definitely fired. I think it's got to be Maddog and I think he's got to be in his bench uniform. I can't even imagine the number of fist pumps there would be if we got lucky.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:46 pm
by funkatron101
I would want Fred, but you guys make a good case for Marko!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:51 pm
by PeeDee
Let's send Bob Huggins, perhaps Beasley will try to follow him here.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:25 pm
by C.lupus
I'll go if they pay my travel.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:27 pm
by D1SGRUNTL3D
Foye went for us last year
Roy went for Portland.
This guys going to haunt this franchise till he retires