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EmoWolves

team motto: "we're so sad, please take it easy on us"

PG Emo Foye


SG Emo Mike Miller


SF Emo Gomes


PF Craig Smith (Craig is exempted)

C Emo Normal Al


Wolves bench:


vs

Cleveland Cavs
team motto: "we don't care who you are, just get out of our way, we gotta title to get"

PG Mo Williams

SG Delonte West

SFLBJ

PF Big Benjamin

C Z (might miss the game due to ankle probs, would start Varejao then


keys to the game:

Wolves: look really sad and maybe the refs will take pity on you
Cavs: just give a token effort on the defensive end and the Wolves will shoot 35% for the game

LOL!

At least we can relate to them while we cry over an open bottle.

This is so depressing......

This is lame. Excuse me while I go cut myself.

I feel like writing bad poetry, wearing our alternate black jerseys, and wondering why Stern hates us while we love him so.

The Wolf with the emo haircut is classic!

I laughed.

I expect another double digit loss. absolutely no effort, no pride, no respect to those who pay money to come see them play.

I see it Cleveland 106, Wolves 93

I expect some effort and energy, but sub 42% FG % and constant defensive lapse

109 - 88 Cavs

LBJ will play like 25 minutes and have like 30 pts. 10 rebs and 10 ass

then we'll ask if he could have beaten our team in a 1 vs. 5 match and come to the decision that he probably would have done that if it was needed

well Emos actually show some expression. the Wolves lately lack in showing some expression...

revprodeji wrote:I expect some effort and energy, but sub 42% FG % and constant defensive lapse

Yea i spose they still have to run up and down the court adn shoot jump shots.

i predict we lose this game by roughly a billion points.

I think this will be one of those tight games where we're close but you never even remotely feel like they have a shot at winning, like they'll be up 4 or 5 a lot, but you just know there's zero chance of a win because Cleveland will just go on that mid 3rd quarter run that just demoralizes us and you'll see the head hanging again.

James will have more points than minutes.

deeney0 wrote:James will have more points than minutes.

+1

If Carmelo scored 33 on us in a qtr I think LBJ might score 40. It will be ugly very ugly.

If only Brewer were healthy. He could hold LBJ to 39.

Lebron will be calling it a night at the end of the 3rd as the oppositions standard 3rd quarter beatdown will have opened up a 25 point lead or so

EmoWolves will then look sad and the Cavs will feel bad and ease up the D on us in the 4th quarter enabling Normal Al to get his 22/9 on 8 for 23 shooting and Foye will get his 17/7 on 5 for 19 shooting

Pessimism is so much healthier, it limits expectations down to a realistic emo-level. Some teams' fans put on team colored paint and scream "defense!" at games and such, but I think we should start putting on eyeliner and practice depressed and introspective facial expressions.

Just let me see McCants continue to shoot well, Foye get back on track after his last two games, and my +/- player get plus 10+ points and I'll be alright.