Jaric being investigated for sexual assault

[B Calrissian]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html?eref=si_topstories

A Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.

Considering he is married to Lima this is almost as strange as the Curry/driver story.
I hope it's not true. I always liked him as a player.

[john2jer]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

[Devilzsidewalk]

dang, I was wondering if it was Jaric too. I wonder if this will be the end of his brief marriage.

[Devilzsidewalk]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available

[john2jer]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available

Call a taxi, or just walk yourself.

[B Calrissian]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available

Call a taxi, or just walk yourself.

A taxi might have more than hail damage.

[Krapinsky]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available

Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.

[funkatron101]

Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?

[Krapinsky]

Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?

Sigh...

I guess my metaphor wasn't clear enough...

[john2jer]

First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?

That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.

but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available

Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.

He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.

I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.

[funkatron101]

Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?

Sigh...

I guess my metaphor wasn't clear enough...

Relax there bud, B Calrissian said they were married, and I didn't see your post until after.

[B Calrissian]

He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.

I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.

Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452

[funkatron101]

He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.

I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.

Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452

Win.

[PeeDee]

He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.

I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.

Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452

Or syphilis. Wait, what?

[john2jer]

He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.

I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.

Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452

Or syphilis. Wait, what?

Win + 2.

[Calinks]

I heard that recently Marko has had trouble getting his engine started. Maybe he used the Ford with the tranny issues to get a jump start.

[john2jer]

I heard that recently Marko has had trouble getting his engine started. Maybe he used the Ford with the tranny issues to get a jump start.

As long as you use the jumper cables properly and dispose of them when you're done, I don't see any problem with that.

[PeeDee]

I wonder what kind of assault we're talking here...

Did he hotwire it when no one was looking?
Perhaps he was syphoning gas?
Or maybe he car-jacked it while someone else was driving it?

[4ho5ive]

This is possibly the best thread that has ever surfaced on any board ever.

[mmaland]

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/20 ... nvestigat/

That was quick.