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Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:26 pm
by B Calrissian
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/nba/03/13/jaric/index.html?eref=si_topstoriesA Philadelphia woman has accused Memphis Grizzlies guard Marko Jaric of sexual assault, multiple sources familiar with the investigation told SI.com. The incident allegedly occurred in February when the Grizzlies were in Philadelphia to play the 76ers.
Considering he is married to Lima this is almost as strange as the Curry/driver story.
I hope it's not true. I always liked him as a player.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:29 pm
by john2jer
First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:30 pm
by Devilzsidewalk
dang, I was wondering if it was Jaric too. I wonder if this will be the end of his brief marriage.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:31 pm
by Devilzsidewalk
john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:51 pm
by john2jer
Devilzsidewalk wrote:john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available
Call a taxi, or just walk yourself.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:58 pm
by B Calrissian
john2jer wrote:Devilzsidewalk wrote:john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available
Call a taxi, or just walk yourself.
A taxi might have more than hail damage.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:10 pm
by Krapinsky
Devilzsidewalk wrote:john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available
Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:13 pm
by funkatron101
Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:14 pm
by Krapinsky
funkatron101 wrote:Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?
Sigh...
I guess my metaphor wasn't clear enough...
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:19 pm
by john2jer
Dr.Krapinsky wrote:Devilzsidewalk wrote:john2jer wrote:First thought has gotta be "innocent" just cause no one is THAT stupid, are they?
That's like having a Porsche at home, but going out and stealing a Ford Focus with hail damage.
but if your Porsche is in another country and you desperately need a ride, you take what's available
Especially if your Porsche has never been test driven before because the dealer won't let you test drive it until you buy it.
He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.
I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:20 pm
by funkatron101
Dr.Krapinsky wrote:funkatron101 wrote:Are they married? If not, there may be some "pent up" frustration. Didn't she want to remain "pure" until she was married?
Sigh...
I guess my metaphor wasn't clear enough...
Relax there bud, B Calrissian said they were married, and I didn't see your post until after.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:26 pm
by B Calrissian
john2jer wrote:He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.
I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.
Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:27 pm
by funkatron101
B Calrissian wrote:john2jer wrote:He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.
I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.
Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452
Win.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:31 pm
by PeeDee
B Calrissian wrote:john2jer wrote:He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.
I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.
Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452
Or syphilis. Wait, what?
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:36 pm
by john2jer
PeeDee wrote:B Calrissian wrote:john2jer wrote:He bought like a month ago. They had a secret purchase agreement I heard. I'm sure he tried to text the power of the engine, and she showed him the brakes. So he stole a Ford Focus.
I'm sure it's because the Focus had better trunk access.
Let's just hope for his sake that the Focus didn't have a tranny issue.
http://www99.epinions.com/review/2006_Ford_Focus/content_299484024452
Or syphilis. Wait, what?
Win + 2.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:05 pm
by Calinks
I heard that recently Marko has had trouble getting his engine started. Maybe he used the Ford with the tranny issues to get a jump start.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:07 pm
by john2jer
Calinks3 wrote:I heard that recently Marko has had trouble getting his engine started. Maybe he used the Ford with the tranny issues to get a jump start.
As long as you use the jumper cables properly and dispose of them when you're done, I don't see any problem with that.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:41 pm
by PeeDee
I wonder what kind of assault we're talking here...
Did he hotwire it when no one was looking?
Perhaps he was syphoning gas?
Or maybe he car-jacked it while someone else was driving it?
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:33 pm
by 4ho5ive
This is possibly the best thread that has ever surfaced on any board ever.
Re: Jaric being investigated for sexual assault
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:34 pm
by mmaland