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Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:50 pm
by He Hate Me
Bill Simmons aka the Sports Guy of ESPN has been campaigning to be the Twolves GM.
What are your thoughts on this? The guy did just write a 700 page book on how to build a good NBA team. I think it'd be pretty sweet.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:56 pm
by Esohny
Bill Simmons? Is he related to Bobby Simmons? What about Richard Simmons?
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:13 pm
by john2jer
Simmons?

Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 9:13 pm
by GopherIt!
Bill can take his potlood and stick it in his sacapuntas. Am I right?
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:57 am
by He Hate Me
so is the joke that you are pretending that you've never heard of the guy?
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:08 am
by Krapinsky
I heard we were going with Ric Bucher.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:11 am
by Wingman
Tell him up front that he can't make any deals involving the Celtics and I'm okay with it.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:20 am
by shrink
Closest is probably Gene Simmons.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:22 am
by big3_8_19_21
GopherIt! wrote:Bill can take his potlood and stick it in his sacapuntas. Am I right?
sacapuntas has to be one of the few words I still remember from spanish class
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:25 am
by PeeDee
Bob Uecker?
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:26 am
by Ojmayo
Why don't we just make Fred our GM?
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:20 am
by big3_8_19_21
Something needs to be cleared up: Jim Stack is and has been our GM for quite a while. We need a new VP of Basketball Operations (that was McHale's former post). I wouldn't be surprised if we do get a business guy for the position and let Hoiberg/Stack fill the personnel decision making role.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:47 am
by theGreatRC
I'd rather just get Scott Van Pelt
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:42 am
by GopherIt!
big3_8_19_21 wrote:GopherIt! wrote:Bill can take his potlood and stick it in his sacapuntas. Am I right?
sacapuntas has to be one of the few words I still remember from spanish class
It's a neat word isn't it? I've forgotten most of my espanol too.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:57 pm
by john2jer
He Hate Me wrote:so is the joke that you are pretending that you've never heard of the guy?
Pretty sure Bill Simmons IS the joke.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:00 pm
by Devilzsidewalk
I can't agree with the Bill Simmons hate, I'm a fan of his work
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:22 pm
by john2jer
Then keep him at ESPN.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:35 pm
by Devilzsidewalk
he's going to be our GM, just accept it
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:48 pm
by john2jer
Like falling on a rusty nail, so are the pains of a Wolves fan.
Re: Bill Simmons for GM?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:35 pm
by horaceworthy
Is it even a choice? He seems to be the only one left who wants the job.