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Before it was "See what they can do", and "Lets build it."

I propose "Just one more year." This is an improvement from my previous "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"

We're Wittless!

Short version: Rubio 11:5

Extended version: "There are some of those who are standing here who shall not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom." Rubio 11:5

(11:5 being the date of the first home game, or whenever that will be)

here's 3 potential slogans that I also plan to see quoted in actual game threads!

"ugh, why would he do that..."

"Unbelievable. I'm going to bed"

"we didn't deserve to win that game, but whatever"

Devilzsidewalk wrote:"Unbelievable. I'm going to bed"

haha unless there are even less games broadcasted I doubt I'll say that too often. I even watched as many games as I could after Al went down last year.

but yeah you might be wright on that though

Devilzsidewalk wrote:here's 3 potential slogans that I also plan to see quoted in actual game threads!

"ugh, why would he do that..."

"Unbelievable. I'm going to bed"

"we didn't deserve to win that game, but whatever"

You forgot one...

"1st pick .250
2nd pick .215
3rd pick .178
4th pick .357"

"Did someone say Dollar Dog Tuesdays?"

"Not in the face, not in the face!"

"Minnesota Timberwolves, where broken knees happen."

"Minnesota Timberwolves, this time it's personal."

"Arooooooo!" (Personally I think it should be mandatory that players howl after big plays. The player that makes the big play should howl first and then the rest of the team should join in, just scare the hell out of people. When you work out for us besides showing off your skills on the court you have to blow those lungs as well. We can't have no docile howlers on the squad.

Ole'

"Minnesota Timberwolves Basketball: Where Meh Happens"

"Minnesota Timberwolves: Get to know em...sooner rather than later, because most will be out of the league and bagging your groceries in a year or two."

OBAMA!!OBAMA!!

"Timberwolves Basketball, whose to blame now"

'Wolves Basketball, fake the excitement"

Minnesota Timberwolves, watch 15 minutes of heart stoppin basketball and sweeeeeeeeeet tweeeeeeeeeets from all your favorite PGs and PFs!"

Timberwolves Basketball: "Where dreams are endless"

or "Where wishing becomes praying"

"Sure we suck, but at least we aren't the Knicks"

FairDinkum wrote:"Sure we suck, but at least we aren't the Knicks"

we have a winner

with a shout out to my man Casey: Minnesota Timberwolves - where thinking outside of the box happens

Minnesota Timberwolves - Will this really work?

Woah, I finally just noticed Casey's picture is spelled WOVLES. I deserve a cookie.

Don't mock us if our draft day moves backfire, you didn't know either.

Minnesota Timberwolves: Making up for all those first round picks Joe Smith cost us.

Minnesota Timbewolves: What else do you have to do?

Minnesota Timberwolves Season Tickets: Great chance to see The Cavs, Spurs, Celtics, Magic, Lakers and other great teams from the comfort of your home state.

My favorite so far is probably:

"Wolves Basketball- Fake the Excitement" Props to Howler21

Minnesota Timberwolves: At least you don't have to watch Tarvaris Jackson