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Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009

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Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#1 » by C.lupus » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:15 pm

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Key Matchup:
Jonny vs. Jason
Dirk is going to get his but it is imperative that Flynn stops Jason from making another horrendous sequel. If not for your teammates or the state of Minnesota, please Jonny, do it for the children!

Keys To The Game:
1. Hypnotize the Mavericks with the constant clanging on the rims. Put them to sleep, then come back in the fourth quarter to steal the victory.

2. Outsore the Mavericks. Going back to last year, the Wolves are 25-0 when outscoring their opponents. The team must try to put more points on the board than the Mavericks if they are going to have a shot at winning tonight.

Key Questions:
1. Who will start for Minnesota?

2. Is the triangle offense equilateral or isosceles?
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#2 » by Basti » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:16 pm

nice GT Lupus. did you make that pic?
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#3 » by C.lupus » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:17 pm

Yep.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#4 » by Esohny » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:19 pm

It's a right triangle, allowing for easy trigonometry.
SMAC-K wrote:Mayo>>>>Love and that 5th pick
OJ Mayo is one of the best defenders in the league, hes a two way player and hes a great passer and playmaker.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#5 » by Basti » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:22 pm

C.lupus wrote:Yep.


well done!
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#6 » by Devilzsidewalk » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:31 pm

I don't think I want to watch this
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#7 » by Klomp » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:52 pm

One of the best game threads I've seen in my time as a mod...SWEET!

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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#8 » by funkatron101 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:39 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:I don't think I want to watch this
Lattimer wrote:Cracks me up that people still think that Wiggins will be involved in the trade for Love. Wolves are out of their mind if they think they are getting Wiggins for Love.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#9 » by cpfsf » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:43 pm

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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#10 » by Esohny » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:46 pm

Here's an instance where the TV blackout will be a blessing.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#11 » by GopherIt! » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:11 pm

ha, great idea supul.C

how did u make that pic?
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#12 » by Devilzsidewalk » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:31 pm

Esohny wrote:Here's an instance where the TV blackout will be a blessing.


I think you're right, it's Friday and I want to feel good about the end of the work week and upcoming weekend and I don't want to be tempted to check in on the Wolves and be immediately taken down a peg when Dallas is stretching their lead to 18 midway through the 2nd quarter
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#13 » by C.lupus » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:36 pm

GopherIt! wrote:ha, great idea supul.C

how did u make that pic?

Photoshop. Well, technically not Photoshop, I use Corel Paint Shop Pro but it's basically the same thing.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#14 » by Klomp » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:58 pm

Whoa I didn't even realize its Fri the 13th...
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#15 » by GopherIt! » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:59 pm

we might lose but it could be worse, consider this deer:

Deer Loses Head-butt With Wisconsin Lawn Ornament

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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#16 » by vanjulio » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:59 pm

who do you think is better, Haddadi or Jawai? :P
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#17 » by C.lupus » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:36 pm

Looks like Howard won't be playing for the Mavs.
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#18 » by Devilzsidewalk » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:45 pm

C.lupus wrote:Looks like Howard won't be playing for the Mavs.


now we just need the bus taking Terry, Kidd, Dirk, and Marion to the game to disappear and we'll be on to something. This sounds like a job for the Bermuda Triangle. Don't let me down BT
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#19 » by Cyborg21 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:48 pm

Nice thread pic and LOL at the comments below..
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Re: Game Thread: Dallas vs. Minnesota, 11/13/2009 

Post#20 » by Basti » Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:54 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:
C.lupus wrote:Looks like Howard won't be playing for the Mavs.


now we just need the bus taking Terry, Kidd, Dirk, and Marion to the game to disappear and we'll be on to something. This sounds like a job for the Bermuda Triangle. Don't let me down BT


I think I could possibly trick Dirk into coming here and then I'm going to lock him up in my basement which btw is only 6'3''-6'4'' tall so he'll also get some back problems. now we only need the rest of them to join him. any suggestions?

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