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Hello, and welcome to the 2009 RGM Wolves End of Year Award Show. I am your host, klomp44. While our fanbase has had a difficult year cheering for our team, we have a number of posters who have come to play on a nightly basis. These awards should go to the posters most deserving over the course of the year. Have some fun with it...



And the categories are.......

MVP
MVIP (International)
MIP (Improved)
ROY (Rookie; Joined in 2009)
MOY (Mod)
TOY (Thread)
QOY (Quote)
Best Moment
Most Negative Poster
Most Positive Poster
Most Creative Poster
Most Annoying Poster
Best Graphics Creator
Most Random Poster
Most Serious Poster
Most Realistic Poster
Favorite Trade Proposal Thread
Favorite non-Wolf poster
Most Annoying non-Wolf poster



(also, if you have any other category ideas, please let me know...)

Most Negative should be replaced with Offensive Player of the year. We also need a defensive player of the year (someone who really thinks highly of our players).

Most Annoying non-Wolf poster ----- TKF

Can the person be waived (no particular reason I'm asking). If not, than I nominate myself for Most Random Poster.

MVIP - basti
MIP - me (I'm at real GM since 2004 but I started to post costantly this year)
MOY - klomp

lol I'd vote Klomps taking over the Mod job for the best moment

Best Momemt -- Wolves2011 quoting himself three times in a row in his "is that normal" thread.

For most annoying, I'd like to nominate that guy who is a Warriors fan who would not stop with the Rubio B.S. I don't remember his name, but that dude was annoying. was it "St. Nick?"

can Lobo is home get the most random nod? maybe j2j? Gopherit? I dunno, the wolves board in general is probably the most random.

Dr.Krapinsky wrote:Best Momemt -- Wolves2011 quoting himself three times in a row in his "is that normal" thread.

+1

(Sorry Klomp)

Breakdown777 wrote:can Lobo is home get the most random nod? maybe j2j? Gopherit? I dunno, the wolves board in general is probably the most random.

You have no idea how warm this makes me feel. Either that or I just pissed myself. It's tough to tell these days.

BrooklynBulls as favorite non-wolf poster.

Basti for MVIP

Esohny wrote:BrooklynBulls as favorite non-wolf poster.

Basti for MVIP

I'll nominate E-so-horny for R-O-Y

And second BrooklynBulls as favorite non-wolf poster

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MVIP (International) - Basti - he's not incredible anymore but he's still MVIP
MIP (Improved) – lobishome has improved a lot in a short time
ROY (Rookie; Joined in 2009) - Esohny - didn't realize he was a rookie till Dr. K mentioned him
MOY (Mod) - The Franchise21 - my sentimental vote
Most Negative Poster- wolves_fan_82au
Most Creative Poster- Devilzsidewalk
Most Annoying Poster- Wolves2011
Most Random Poster- lobishome
Most Serious Poster- JonathonWatters/panth181
Favorite Trade Proposal Thread- Too many to remember
Favorite non-Wolf poster- BrooklynBulls
Most Annoying non-Wolf poster- St. Nick

I'll have to think some more on the others.

Hotshotschamp must have his award for his work for put our feets in the land when we talk about Rubio. I hope not be the "Most Realistic Poster"

C.lupus wrote:MVIP (International) - Basti - he's not incredible anymore but he's still MVIP
MIP (Improved) – lobishome has improved a lot in a short time
ROY (Rookie; Joined in 2009) - Esohny - didn't realize he was a rookie till Dr. K mentioned him
MOY (Mod) - The Franchise21 - my sentimental vote
Most Negative Poster- wolves_fan_82au
Most Creative Poster- Devilzsidewalk
Most Annoying Poster- Wolves2011
Most Random Poster- lobishome
Most Serious Poster- JonathonWatters/panth181
Favorite Trade Proposal Thread- Too many to remember
Favorite non-Wolf poster- BrooklynBulls
Most Annoying non-Wolf poster- St. Nick

I'll have to think some more on the others.

I agree with this list and just add that john2jer is on there for most amusing.

john2jer wrote:

Breakdown777 wrote:can Lobo is home get the most random nod? maybe j2j? Gopherit? I dunno, the wolves board in general is probably the most random.

You have no idea how warm this makes me feel. Either that or I just pissed myself. It's tough to tell these days.

J2J, this chart should help you figure things out.


Difficulty with bladder control is a common condition in both men and women. Follow this chart for more information about these symptoms and their care.

Begin Here

1. Do you have pain or burning with urination?
No ---> Go to Question 4.
Yes --> Go down

2. Is your urine cloudy?
No ---> Go to Question 5.
Yes --> Go down

3. Do you have a fever and/or backache?
No ---> Go down
Yes --> Pain and fever may be caused by something called PYELONEPHRITIS. See your doctor.

4. Do you have the urge to urinate after just using the restroom, and are you only urinating small amounts at a time?
No ---> Go down
Yes --> Dude, your symptoms may be caused by this thing called CYSTITIS. See your doctor.

5. Are you producing more urine than usual?
No ---> Drink more beer or go to Question 7.
Yes --> Go down

6. Have you been losing weight, drinking lots of fluids and/or have a history of diabetes in the family?
No --> You may be taking a medicine that can cause increased urination. Drinking liquids containing caffeine can also cause increased urination. Lay off the Vodka Red Bulls for a while.
Yes --> You probably have freakin' DIABETES. Go see your doctor already.

7. Are you a man, and do you leak or dribble urine after you urinate, or do you have problems starting the urine stream, or do you wake many times at night to urinate?
No ---> Go down
Yes --> You may have a problem with your PROSTATE GLAND. I'd tell you to go see your doctor but your probably already f*cked.

8. Are the warm fuzzies located in the central portion of your body?
No ---> your probably drunk
Yes --> your probably drunk and you just wet yourself (most likely cause.)

Sorry for the hijack Klomp! Just trying to help a friend in need.

Are you saying there's a problem with my prostate gland? Krap!

There's a lot of "going down" in that questionaire. And I'm pretty positive I swore that off once I paid off all my student loans.

That's what she said.

For the first time in three years, I'm not voting for Devilz for most humorous - I'm giving it to john2jer.

Although there should be some lifetime achievement award for devilz.

posthumous award for Wolves2011?