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OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:16 am
by ...
Who was he evaluated by?

Los Angeles Clippers guard Sebastian Telfair suffered a right groin strain and torn right adductor longus tendon in the Clippers victory over Chicago on Jan. 20. The diagnosis was confirmed when Telfair was examined by a specialist, Dr. Craig Smith, in Los Angeles earlier today.

Telfair is expected to miss a minimum of four to six weeks.

In 39 games played this season, Telfair has averaged 4.3 points and 2.9 assists in 14.3 minutes per game.


Sounds like an inside job to me.

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:22 am
by allweneedisLOVE
LOL wow that is hilarious

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:39 am
by mayorhoiberg
I had to search for my login so I could voice some appreciation. Literal LOL here.

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:43 am
by Vindicater
EVerytime you post somthing here ballboy I end up staring at your avatar for like ten minutes.... so hypnotic

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:43 am
by Baphomet
The many faces of the Cookie Monster.

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:46 am
by ...
ST: Craig, I need a vacation.
Rhino: I got your back, Bassy.
ST: I knew you would, C!
Rhino: *box out* *rebound* *put back* No problem.
ST: Uh, Southwest, one ticket to anywhere. My jock hurts. I got a doctor's note.
Rhino: VERIFIED!

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:52 am
by mayorhoiberg
... wrote:ST: Craig, I need a vacation.
Rhino: I got your back, Bassy.
ST: I knew you would, C!
Rhino: *box out* *rebound* *put back* No problem.
ST: Uh, Southwest, one ticket to anywhere. My jock hurts. I got a doctor's note.
Rhino: VERIFIED!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm dying over here. To top it off Vindicater called you ballboy! Great thread!

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:30 am
by Calinks
This topic is all about the lulz! Haha Dr. Craig Smith!

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:27 am
by Tirion
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I'm sorry, coach, I have to leave for a while. Injury bug, you know.

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I don't know, Bassy, Baron could use a backup right now. Is your injury that serious?

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I have a doctor's note right here, coach.

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Hmm... let's see: "right groan stain and torn right abductor long us teh don". What kind of injury is this?

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I don't understand the medical lingo, coach, all I know is that my tummy hurts. But this is from a specialist, Dr. Craig Smith, see. It has his signature and all.

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Ahhh, of course. Right groin stains, my son had those. You may go know, get well soon.

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I think you've been played, coach.

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Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:56 am
by GopherIt!
Vindicater wrote:EVerytime you post somthing here ballboy I end up staring at your avatar for like ten minutes.... so hypnotic


the green dicasaurus, I hate that thing with all my heart.

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:59 pm
by Basti
this thread is awesome :rofl:

Re: OT: Bassy.

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:33 pm
by Foye
basti wrote:this thread is awesome :rofl:



+1 :lol: