The real reason behind the Wolves season; I'm sorry...

john2jer · Post #1 » by **john2jer** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:04 pm

Friday morning I added ESPN Mobile Alerts to my cell phone. I of course added the Wolves to my list of Alerts. They're now 2-0 since I added this feature. If only I'd done it earlier. I'm sorry, everyone.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #2 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:23 pm

your headline isn't shocking enough, please add a ⎷⎛⎝ to let people know you mean business

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john2jer · Post #3 » by **john2jer** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:34 pm

I think I ran out of room on the title. Are there enough games left in the season for us to make the play-offs if we win out?

Devilzsidewalk · Post #4 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:46 pm

there's always hope

Post #5 » by **Basti** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:52 pm

john2jer wrote:I think I ran out of room on the title. Are there enough games left in the season for us to make the play-offs if we win out?

if it doesn't work out we put the blame onto you and you have to rock a Wilson Chandler and/or Chris Duhon 7.0 sig for a whole year.

Foye · Post #6 » by **Foye** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:55 pm

Now that you've got it we're set to win the championship next season. Thank you.

Sadly, we won't reach the playoffs even if we win all our upcoming games this season

allweneedisLOVE · Post #7 » by **allweneedisLOVE** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 3:59 pm

now that we're such a great team i would hate to lose out on evan turner

GopherIt! · Post #8 » by **GopherIt!** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 4:07 pm

J2J, did you get this free with your Batman alerts or was it extra?

john2jer · Post #9 » by **john2jer** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 4:48 pm

ESPN free, Batman sadly costed me lotsa monies.

Vega06 · Post #10 » by **Vega06** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 5:34 pm

This is what happens when you don't read your Timberwolves season handbook. Skimming through doesn't cut it.

Post #11 » by **C.lupus** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 5:39 pm

There's a handbook?

john2jer · Post #12 » by **john2jer** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 5:50 pm

Vega06 wrote:This is what happens when you don't read your Timberwolves season handbook. Skimming through doesn't cut it.

Cliff's Notes for the lose. :-(

Slum_Dillinger · Post #13 » by **Slum_Dillinger** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 7:39 pm

C.lupus wrote:There's a handbook?

Mine just says "Dear Slum" and then it looks like someone spit on it.

Vega06 · Post #14 » by **Vega06** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 7:48 pm

Slum_Dillinger wrote:
C.lupus wrote:There's a handbook?

Mine just says "Dear Slum" and then it looks like someone spit on it.

GopherIt! · Post #15 » by **GopherIt!** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 7:50 pm

C lupus in your cup sayeth:

There's a handbook?

Didn't know that either. has anyone else read the D'Antoni Code?

Post #16 » by **Basti** » Mon Feb 1, 2010 11:59 pm

GopherIt! wrote:C lupus in your cup sayeth:
There's a handbook?

Didn't know that either. has anyone else read the D'Antoni Code?

you have to read it in 7 seconds or less though

deeney0 · Post #17 » by **deeney0** » Tue Feb 2, 2010 2:11 am

john2jer wrote:Are there enough games left in the season for us to make the play-offs if we win out?

Quickly approaching the point of no return, but for the time being I'd say yes, the Wolves still make the playoffs if they win out.

ChazzleDazzle · Post #18 » by **ChazzleDazzle** » Tue Feb 2, 2010 4:45 am

basti wrote:if it doesn't work out we put the blame onto you and you have to rock a Wilson Chandler and/or Chris Duhon 7.0 sig for a whole year.

Pretty sure the appropriate repentance is to have to shell out for an Eddy Curry Wolves jersey. Seems fair.

john2jer · Post #19 » by **john2jer** » Tue Feb 2, 2010 6:50 pm

ChazzleDazzle wrote:
basti wrote:if it doesn't work out we put the blame onto you and you have to rock a Wilson Chandler and/or Chris Duhon 7.0 sig for a whole year.

Pretty sure the appropriate repentance is to have to shell out for an Eddy Curry Wolves jersey. Seems fair.

Is death an option? Can I choose death? No seriously, I'd rather die.

Esohny · Post #20 » by **Esohny** » Tue Feb 2, 2010 6:53 pm

basti wrote:
GopherIt! wrote:C lupus in your cup sayeth:
There's a handbook?

Didn't know that either. has anyone else read the D'Antoni Code?

you have to read it in 7 seconds or less though

Very nice.