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A 2003 and 2008 battle in one game. #2 Milicic versus #5 Wade and #2 Beasley versus #5 Love

When the Professor has the floor, you follow his lead. The Professor has a good ring to it, I really wanted Dark Wolf, but that sounded cheesy.

Next time I'll make a poll with the names (one name per person)

Darko Cabarkapa

"Donnie" or "Millie" : )

I also like "Darko Polo". We could have Darko Polo chants at Wolf games. One side of the court yells "DARKO!" and then the other goes "POLO". Hilarity ensues...

I'd also take that latter idea one step further --

Start a Darko fan section that starts these chants, and all the people in the Darko fan section where polo shirts with their collars popped, cut their hair into one of Darko's previous cuts -- the buzz w/ moustace, the slick back, or the bleached/blonde highlights.

I still think that with a name as cool as DARKO, you don't really need a nickname...

But....My contribution is Darko "MiliCHECK YO SELF....FOO"

Krapinsky wrote:I'd also take that latter idea one step further --

Start a Darko fan section that starts these chants, and all the people in the Darko fan section where polo shirts with their collars popped, cut their hair into one of Darko's previous cuts -- the buzz w/ moustace, the slick back, or the bleached/blonde highlights.

This would either keep him in Minnesota the rest of his career (if he takes it as genuine) or be the final football to the groin in an NBA career full of them (if he sees it as sarcasm).

horaceworthy wrote:

Krapinsky wrote:I'd also take that latter idea one step further --

Start a Darko fan section that starts these chants, and all the people in the Darko fan section where polo shirts with their collars popped, cut their hair into one of Darko's previous cuts -- the buzz w/ moustace, the slick back, or the bleached/blonde highlights.

This would either keep him in Minnesota the rest of his career (if he takes it as genuine) or be the final football to the groin in an NBA career full of them (if he sees it as sarcasm).

I dunno, watching Krapinsky and Peedee scream darko polo to each other could make the game more interesting. That is until they are asked politely to stop.

Potty Mouth Mad Guy

Lol, I just remembered when he was in Detroit they used to call him "The Human Victory Cigar".

PeeDee wrote:Potty Mouth Mad Guy

Perfect, but just in case that doesnt stick I'm digging the Darko Polo idea.

Throwing shtick at the wall:

Darth Milicic
Knick-slap
Highlight Reel (if he brings back the highlight hair look)
The Big Ugly

Darko Milicyrus

If he starts pouting again there's always "Cic the b*tch"

Donnie Darko works. It would be quite the sight to see a bunch of fans showing up to the games looking like this:

Darko has a 21.7 PER as a Wolf. True story.

Darko has boosted the moral of this board exponentially. It's crazy how desperate we are! But w/e I'm by far one of the most guilty parties.

1. Dark Wolf
2. Dark-O

rasheed wallace used to call him, "the serbian gangster"...ha ha the darko polo one is nice, be good if they could get it going at games. it's such a shame darko couldn't realize his enormous potential...he had truly some of the quickest feet i've ever seen on a 7 footer when he came to the league. i thought he would be the second coming of david robinson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VUUd6A0MNc

The Dark Itch

Dorko.

Donkey Darko